34 - Cats & Mice

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34 - Cats & Mice

Postby Matt » 19 Jan 2012, 23:26

The stories about a huge cat and a dead mouse are actually unrelated.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/feed-dump/5244-Cats-Mice

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Re: 35 - Cats & Mice

Postby Geoff_B » 20 Jan 2012, 00:29

And I have to ask: Has James noticed yet?
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Re: 35 - Cats & Mice

Postby Graham » 20 Jan 2012, 00:36

He did!
Sent me a text and everything.
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Re: 35 - Cats & Mice

Postby Lord Hosk » 20 Jan 2012, 01:29

Will we get to see a series of James hat cameos over the next few weeks?
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Re: 35 - Cats & Mice

Postby Gap Filler » 20 Jan 2012, 02:55

The Dutch! Again!

I'm hoping Graham kept the hat for a while as spite. Probably not, if James_LRR's any indicator.

Also wondering if Alex's screams are usually that high pitched and girly, or if it was just Cam whipping him with the belt.
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Re: 35 - Cats & Mice

Postby SilPho » 20 Jan 2012, 03:10

The belt whip worked out so well! The scream, Kathleen's reaction, all great.

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Re: 35 - Cats & Mice

Postby WAYF » 20 Jan 2012, 03:42

Alex's "NONONONONONONO" mirrored and enhanced my own reaction to the Beyoncé bum-fly perfectly.
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Re: 35 - Cats & Mice

Postby Kajamakuji » 20 Jan 2012, 04:49

I love this feed dump moreso than others because I used to actually live in Fredericton and also volunteer at that very shelter. I have a tenuous connection. Woo! Now who wants a picture of "tiny"?
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Re: 35 - Cats & Mice

Postby Master Gunner » 20 Jan 2012, 05:33

Kajamakuji, clearly you are lying. There is no possible way for there to be another fourmite in this city. I challenge you to a duel! Or at least, a round of drinks.

While I am very surprised that anything of Feed Dump quality happened here, it been cat-related doesn't surprise me so much.
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Re: 35 - Cats & Mice

Postby The Jester » 20 Jan 2012, 05:35

Alex's scream and Kathleen's reaction had me giggling so much. I've re-watched the video several times for it. XD
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Re: 35 - Cats & Mice

Postby ThrashJazzAssassin » 20 Jan 2012, 09:53

I think "Beyoncé" may already have been known to science:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8hF45fiAqQ
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Re: 35 - Cats & Mice

Postby Kajamakuji » 20 Jan 2012, 12:13

Master gunner you might notice I said used to live. Now Im about an hour out of the city. But drinks? That might be feasible. I do go to town from time to time
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Re: 35 - Cats & Mice

Postby JackSlack » 20 Jan 2012, 13:00

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm JackSlack with Action 9 news. This... is your Hat Report.

I don't need to tell you of the horrors unleashed upon the market today. As this graph clearly shows, we have tipped over into the realm of haturation.

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The meaning of this is dire, yet what does it purport? Well, I'm here to tell you how the haturation will affect your everyday life. I will do this because my producers and their oily black souls say my show needs more 'human content' and less 'whipping a production assistant on live television'.

But we're happy here!

Well, first, we need to look at the count by count.

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Well, as we can see, the main development this week is the rise of the NPEW, pushed to new levels by a resurgent Alex force. In numerology, 22 is the most subtle and powerful of numbers, the so called 'master builder'. In the Zodiac, building and creative energy corresponds to Aries. So! If you were born between the 20th of March and the 19th of April, slap on those aviators and you can build houses in a third of the time. It's fucking science.

In other news, FACE didn't exist this week. This means that it's a bad week for you to go outdoors. Put on lots of sunscreen, because the low face proves the sun is going to go supernova and melt your face off if you step outside. Boy, I'm sure glad to know that. I'm staying right here.

NADA fell this week to only 40%, while SPEC rose to 45.5% putting us within spitting distance of that famed Hat-Spectacles-Hatless thingy apocalypse. Yay. So, if you have any urgent issues on your chest, now may be the time to get them off. That pretty secretary at your workplace? Go ahead and ask her out. The worst that can happen is you'll both horribly die. Assuming a pack of religious nutcases are right.

Finally, there's the HATS, which went up to 58.18%. Which means our economy is about to collapse, people will lose their jobs and we're all going to live on the street. YOU HEAR ME, BOB? THAT'S YOUR GODDAMNED HUMAN INTEREST! Astrology my ass. I'm a professional! I count hats!

... and was in SPEC this week.

Goddammit.

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Re: 35 - Cats & Mice

Postby Kinpatsu » 20 Jan 2012, 17:30

Ohhhhh, that was a -belt whip- Cam pulled on Alex. That was the hardest I have ever laughed at a Feed Dump... (aside from the anal lube joke in Ash Bullets and Wow Butter, I think?).

Also, Alex's "NONONONONONO" reaction to the Beyonce bum-fly made me think of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKI-tD0L18A
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Re: 35 - Cats & Mice

Postby plummeting_sloth » 20 Jan 2012, 21:11

For those that might have thought that was a random act of domestic violence:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2-rBv3H8Gw
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Re: 35 - Cats & Mice

Postby Lumar » 20 Jan 2012, 21:58

Alex you truly have the best reactions
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Re: 35 - Cats & Mice

Postby Graham » 21 Jan 2012, 01:28

Kinpatsu wrote:Also, Alex's "NONONONONONO" reaction to the Beyonce bum-fly made me think of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKI-tD0L18A
That's what he was doing, actually.
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Re: 35 - Cats & Mice

Postby Kinpatsu » 21 Jan 2012, 08:30

Win for me, then!
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Re: 35 - Cats & Mice

Postby Triangular » 21 Jan 2012, 08:47

Love it. I laughed out loud. The belt slap sound caught me off guard haha. You guys gots da funny!
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Re: 35 - Cats & Mice

Postby Story Weaver » 23 Jan 2012, 04:12

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The Dutch! Again!
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Re: 35 - Cats & Mice

Postby Duckay » 23 Jan 2012, 14:34

That gif scares me.
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Re: 34 - Cats & Mice

Postby Master Gunner » 25 Aug 2013, 09:29

It appears that massive cats like to follow me. Now that I've moved away from Tiny, a new challenger appears in my current home.

Clocking in at 32 pounds, meet Michelin!
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Re: 34 - Cats & Mice

Postby iamafish » 25 Aug 2013, 12:39

Has it seriously not occurred to anyone to talk about fat cats in this thread yet...

All I'm saying is that that feline would fit right in on Wall Street
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