38 - A Pig Inside a Cow
38 - A Pig Inside a Cow
Trolling the Vermont State Police, one decal at a time.
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Will definitely be sending you guys more hats in the future.
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Elphantocoglambken!
I had to listen a few times and write it out to see what that word would even look like
I had to listen a few times and write it out to see what that word would even look like
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Not gonna lie, I did go to a Mormon high school dance with my cousin once, and it really was just three hours of people holding each other really awkwardly and kind of swaying. It was possibly the least eventful night of my life.
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DE-cal, DE-cal
Not dekul.
Not dekul.
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Paul is more gorgeous every time I see him.
I can't even remember what was said in this Fump now. I'll have to watch it again.
I can't even remember what was said in this Fump now. I'll have to watch it again.
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Er, putting more and more animals on it seems unrelated. Those other animals aren't a common derogatory term for police, after all....
Sounds like a lot of high school dances, really.
Psyclone wrote:Not gonna lie, I did go to a Mormon high school dance with my cousin once, and it really was just three hours of people holding each other really awkwardly and kind of swaying. It was possibly the least eventful night of my life.
Sounds like a lot of high school dances, really.
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reptile wrote:Psyclone wrote:Not gonna lie, I did go to a Mormon high school dance with my cousin once, and it really was just three hours of people holding each other really awkwardly and kind of swaying. It was possibly the least eventful night of my life.
Sounds like a lot of high school dances, really.
Really? Because all of the other high school dances I've been to were more along the lines of clothed sex.
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Psyclone wrote:reptile wrote:Psyclone wrote:Not gonna lie, I did go to a Mormon high school dance with my cousin once, and it really was just three hours of people holding each other really awkwardly and kind of swaying. It was possibly the least eventful night of my life.
Sounds like a lot of high school dances, really.
Really? Because all of the other high school dances I've been to were more along the lines of clothed sex.
I went to my share of both kinds in junior high and high school. And even the sex-with-clothing ones were surprisingly dull, considering the goings on. All sexuality, no sensuality, might be one way to describe it. And ultimately, no satisfaction from either kind of dance.
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Most of mine tended to be full of people too busy trying to look hip to dance. Same difference really, especially with this being pre internet teenagers.
The big cat story's reminiscent of an old gag about lion's den defences. Cadged one telling off bash. Life imitates art, eh?
The big cat story's reminiscent of an old gag about lion's den defences. Cadged one telling off bash. Life imitates art, eh?
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I've never been to a dance, assuming it's the same thing as a ball, and the thing North America has at the end of high school.
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Hilarious. I lol'd. Especially at Elephantocoglambken.
Can't believe that story but it's true. What a crazy world we live in
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Thank God they didn't try and do one of those mass Thriller re-enactments there. Not just pepper spraying because of a riot... pepper spraying for a ZOMBIE RIOT! ACtually, if the cops were savvy, they just would have aimed for the head. Perhaps this was for the best.
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My previous, bizarre statements were in no way connected to the Dutch Government. The Dutch Government does not, in fact, even have any agents who would hide in my bushes. They certainly do not have any agenda which hinges upon the Hat Market, or would require the acquiescence of those who report the Hat Market. The Hat Market is very stable, and this certainly is not a sign of overt manipulation by the Dutch government. We can see that the astonishing similarity in two weeks haturation ratios was not overtly controlled, and why, this week's haturation rose.
I apologize for my recent absence. My disappearance over the last week was purely the result of my 17" Macbook Pro suffering a hardware failure, and it's not at all suspicious that this occurred shortly after my bizarre statements, nor is it suspicious that my backups failed. I certainly was not abducted by Dutch Government Agents who spent two weeks brainwashing me down to my last capacity for free will and defiance. And my last capacity for free will and defiance was not surreptitious linking, which has not just been blasted out of me right now.
The Dutch Government have no plans to obliterate all market categories. That FACE and NPEW have both suddenly been reduced to nothingness for three straight weeks is just coincidence. That an unprecedented three category failure week occurred is also just coincidence, and surely had to happen so time.
For Action 9 News, this is your free-willed and completely independent host, JackSlack.
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If you're Ron Dewing, can I be Ron Turn?
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Damn it, Jack! Now I'm reading TVTropes during my C++ class!
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