Stowaway Pocket Calculator

[Paul]

Just because all the other kids are stowing away doesn't mean that you have to.

[Lysander]

Do you think Failsworth Headwear is going to get a sudden jump in both pageviews and purchases this week? Because the moment I finished watching this video I popped over to see if it existed.

My god, it's full of tweed!

[Can't Wear Hats]

Do you think Failsworth Headwear is going to get a sudden jump in both pageviews and purchases this week? Because the moment I finished watching this video I popped over to see if it existed.

My god, it's full of tweed!

Wear tweed erryday.

[varmintx]

"Deep epistemological shit" is the name of my Tool cover band.

[Master Gunner]

I'm seriously considering getting one of those Failsworth wedding hats just to send in to Feed Dump.

[Flewellyn]

As a lifelong cat owner, I can confirm Cameron's observation that cats are just congealed liquids held in place by cat hair.

Also, nice reference to the Antikythera Mechanism. Cam always brings the obscure academic references for the win.

[Flewellyn]

As a lifelong cat owner, I can confirm Cameron's observation that cats are just congealed liquids held in place by cat hair.

Also, nice reference to the Antikythera Mechanism. Cam always brings the obscure academic references for the win.

[rucdoc]

is it failsworthe or phailsworthe?

[AlexanderDitto]

Thank you to Cam for alerting me to the existence of the Antikythera mechanism.

Because holy shit that is cool.

Cam is the coolest. How is he so cool?

[My pseudonym is Ix]

The Antikythera mechanism is dropped into conversation by engineering/computing nerds at every conceivable opportunity, if only because it has a superlatively cool name.

[Foxmar]

is it failsworthe or phailsworthe?

I hope its Phailsworthe cause then its just perfect
I can't wear hats normally but I would try if it was a Phailsworthe!

[Clypheous]

The average person seems to have gotten the mistaken impression from watching too many B-movies that stowing away in the landing gear of a plane is both relatively safe and a way to gain access to the plane itself. Neither of these is true. Here are the most likely things that will happen to you, you will get crushed by the high powered hydraulics in the landing gear, frozen to death by the fact that at altitude it's likely to be significantly below freezing or you will pass out and die from hypoxic hypoxia, from the incredibly thin air.

Don't do it kids, but if you do, thank you in advance for proving my favorite Darwinian theories.

[empath]

"We have a newsroom?!?"

Oh, Paul, that delivery of that one line...

And Gunner, what the HELL? Do Moncton and Fredericton have that much of a rivalry...or do New Brunswickers just REALLY really spoil their cats?