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Cold Mustard, Fresh Cocaine

Postby Kathleen » 29 Jan 2014, 12:29 ... sh-Cocaine

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Re: Cold Mustard, Fresh Cocaine

Postby RedNightmare » 29 Jan 2014, 12:51

I agree, having Graham on the couch was confusing. But I have to admit, he plays that side of the field well. I lost it at his mob boss impression :)
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Re: Cold Mustard, Fresh Cocaine

Postby Can't Wear Hats » 29 Jan 2014, 13:13

It's the return of Guest!Graham, ever the versatile performer! :D

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Re: Cold Mustard, Fresh Cocaine

Postby Rubberbandninja » 29 Jan 2014, 13:42

I've been debating in my for weeks what to choose for my Kickstarter "Iron Stomach Challenge" ingredient.

Today Graham's last line made the decision even harder... semi-frozen mustard just jumped from not-on-my-radar to my short list.
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Re: Cold Mustard, Fresh Cocaine

Postby rhiannonE » 29 Jan 2014, 13:43

Great job guys but the mention of a mustard slushie might bite you in the stomach.
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Re: Cold Mustard, Fresh Cocaine

Postby Foxmar » 29 Jan 2014, 13:47

I like seeing Graham on the couch sometimes. Mixes things up a bit. Also Graham "I would probably try a mustered slushy" Stark just sealed his Iron Stomach fate I think.
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Re: Cold Mustard, Fresh Cocaine

Postby Necabo » 29 Jan 2014, 14:13

Biker mice from mars was awesome indeed!!

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Postby KyrieEleison » 29 Jan 2014, 18:35

When it comes to the 90s, just about everything else pales in comparison to Darkwing Duck and Carmen Sandiego.

Good to know I'm not the only one who immediately thought of Iron Stomach Challenge as soon as the words "I'd probably try a mustard slushie" left Graham's mouth. Now we've improved our chances of seeing it happen... Desert Bus, perhaps?
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Re: Cold Mustard, Fresh Cocaine

Postby Flewellyn » 29 Jan 2014, 19:48

I could see GERMAN drug smugglers having a cell in their spreadsheets for "logistical errors".

Fun fact: Springfield, MO plays host to a free atheist/skeptical convention every year, organized by alumni of the local university. Some of the citizens of Springfield do not approve, as this town is located right in the buckle of the Bible Belt. I wonder if they are considering the owl scourge to be divine retribution?

Also, I was amused by the "hip and urban" callback to Phailhaüs. Erm, if that was a callback?
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Re: Cold Mustard, Fresh Cocaine

Postby Pimpin J » 29 Jan 2014, 20:57

I liked having Graham on the couch. He seems relaxed there.
However I enjoy yellow mustard!

And Kathleen is so gangsta!
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Re: Cold Mustard, Fresh Cocaine

Postby Lord Hosk » 29 Jan 2014, 22:12

Graham, you thought the fans took CLUBBING and bumps to heart? you are going to get so many mustard slushes from now on.
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Re: Cold Mustard, Fresh Cocaine

Postby nanobis » 30 Jan 2014, 07:57

That test is inconclusive.
What about Whole Grain Mustard and French Mustard? And what is regular mustard, is it American Hot dog Mustard or English Mustard. I feel that we're not getting all the facts here! Come on science pull your act together!
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Re: Cold Mustard, Fresh Cocaine

Postby Flewellyn » 30 Jan 2014, 21:21

Cue Paul in lab coat: "IS SOMEONE DOING SCIENCE IN HERE?!"
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Re: Cold Mustard, Fresh Cocaine

Postby Lurkon » 31 Jan 2014, 08:57

I've wanted Kathleen to host with Graham as a guest for a long time now. It was everything I could want it to be. :D
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Re: Cold Mustard, Fresh Cocaine

Postby asteriskreaper » 11 Jul 2014, 06:50

I'm from Springfield Missouri... never knew that shit... also we have no accent lol its funny
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