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The Gimp Man of Essex

Postby Kathleen » 24 Sep 2014, 11:04

We're looking for love, iPhones and gimps in all the wrong places.
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Re: The Gimp Man of Essex

Postby Bratmon » 24 Sep 2014, 11:37

I feel like Third Wheel Dating missed a buisness model here.

Also, a local charity should hire that dude's girlfriend to take pictures of Gimp Suit Man. They can make their money back easily.
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Re: The Gimp Man of Essex

Postby Viking_Sleyheron » 24 Sep 2014, 11:50

The real shock comes when people notice that GimpMan is actully the girlfriend rent-out guy in disguise!
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Re: The Gimp Man of Essex

Postby Foxmar » 24 Sep 2014, 12:09

Really liked Graham's joke about the "Stark siblings."

Also Graham and Kathleen competing over who gets to be host, PRICELESS! XD
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Re: The Gimp Man of Essex

Postby Can't Wear Hats » 24 Sep 2014, 12:43

Chavs and Choc-Ices? The British pandering returns! :D

Also I laughed far too hard at "I'm keeping the piñata!"
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Re: The Gimp Man of Essex

Postby romangoro » 24 Sep 2014, 17:46

I laughed very hard at so much of this vid, and I hate to make negative comments, but I wanted to mention that the hard cut to Gangam Style might have been too hard. It could be just me, but it was so sudden that I thought it was a random ad in the middle of the vid.
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Re: The Gimp Man of Essex

Postby poopintheairtonight » 24 Sep 2014, 18:07

You mean the hard cut to PSY's Gentleman. I felt that having seen the video a few times having the quick cut to it was like "You know, a gentleman in this sense" was quite enjoyable and good at illustrating the reference.

If anything this feed dump has made me realize that no matter the strides we take towards becoming more accepting of sexuality and it's many nuances, a person can't even dress up like a gimp without being thought of as a subversive pervert with negative intent. That the gimp man had to make a statement clarifying that is kinda sad. Though if his wife doesn't know he's gimpman, it's almost certainly judt a costume for him. I mean can you imagine having that and not using it in at least some roleplay?
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Re: The Gimp Man of Essex

Postby Lurkon » 24 Sep 2014, 22:59

I am indeed happy, Kathleen. Thank you for changing the credits.
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Re: The Gimp Man of Essex

Postby RedNightmare » 24 Sep 2014, 23:39

Lurkon wrote:I am indeed happy, Kathleen. Thank you for changing the credits.

Me too!
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Re: The Gimp Man of Essex

Postby jaxturtle » 25 Sep 2014, 10:52

Thanks for making my dream Feed Dump a reality. It was amazing.

That teeter-totter line of Paul's gets me every time.
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Re: The Gimp Man of Essex

Postby alswaiter » 25 Sep 2014, 11:33

Am I the only one who thought that this was a missed opportunity to mention the Poka-roo?

"The Gimp Man of Essex was here?! And I missed him again!"

(Yes, I'm fully aware that it's mainly a Canadian television reference [TVO].)
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Re: The Gimp Man of Essex

Postby fagstein » 27 Sep 2014, 22:37

I too am happy that Kathleen changed the credits.

I am less happy that she uses "criteria" to refer to a single criterion in that opening title graphic thingy.
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Re: The Gimp Man of Essex

Postby Jonci » 29 Sep 2014, 06:51

"Well whoopdy-shit."
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Re: The Gimp Man of Essex

Postby plummeting_sloth » 02 Nov 2014, 14:29

ahh... that "Well whopty-shit" was so perfect I'm aghast it hasn't already become a reaction gif.

Also, while I don't know onion, I can say that it's a bit sad in the premier giant vegetable growing field, i.e. pumpkins. The VW bug sized gourds ones sees are actually a different species that your standard Jack-o-lantern sacrifices and are, by that, apparently quite distasteful
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