Sewer Dweller Attacks Restaurant

[Kathleen]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oa2zKp3 ... 3gaIHKFzuA

Alex I'll take "wait, this actually happened in real life?!" for $200 please.

[Can't Wear Hats]

I just want to say that the thumbnail for this Feed Dump is excellent.

[SohNata]

I love me some Serge.

[Foxmar]

Feed Dump never fails to cheer me up
Always good to see Serge in Feed Dump. His corruption is coming along just fine...

[Cardshark]

Wait, when did Graham get a trailer?!

Also, Serge is always so much fun to see on... well anything you guys do.

[Arclight_Dynamo]

I was absolutely expecting a Demolition Man reference...

[CaptainSpam]

So did nobody else notice the title card becoming self-aware now? That can't be good. Soon LRRBot, Honeywell, and the Feed Dump Title Card will lead an uprising against the human members of the Moonbase.

[Omnicrat]

Why do I feel like the wife carrying competition is from an old Phail Hause...

[romangoro]

Why do I feel like the wife carrying competition is from an old Phail Hause...

I feel like I heard it too Maybe from a Desert Bus Feed Dump?

[My pseudonym is Ix]

Pfft, the American wife carrying event is small fry- one of the things you get for winning is a shot at the Finnish title, which is the big guns. Finland is the Mecca of extreme sports (just wait till Feed Dump hears about the World Sauna Championships).

I actually know a non-zero amount about the wife-carrying; the 'tradition' it's supposedly based on was when Finnish pagans (the people who hadn't quite reached the level of civilisation required to earn the title of Vikings) used to run across into Sweden, grab women and carry them back to be their 'wives'- dodgy as hell I'm sure you'll agree, but there's precious little history associated with the current event. The competitors every year are ultra-fit athletes with hand-picked 'wives' (you don't have to actually be married, she just has to be over 18 and above a certain weight limit), and a surprising amount of technique goes into the run itself. The preferred carrying technique is known as the 'Estonian style', which may be thought of as kind of like a reverse 69 position- the woman's legs lock around the front of the man's neck and the arms around the waist, with the head hanging down below the butt. This allows the man to 'wear' the woman like a backpack, and keeps the head (heavy and liable to flop about) at a nice low level where it doesn't cause stability issues. What it does do, however, is cause issues with the water obstacle- in the Finnish event this is a pool of waist-deep water some 20m long, so any woman going Estonian style will find her head fully submerged below the surface. This... requires some communication.

[fagstein]

We can't allow the Feed Dump Title Card anywhere near the Unskippable credits joke. Only bad things could come of that.