Feed Dump 205 - Police Grease

[Kathleen]

This week on Feed Dump we have a lot of questions about grease, fries and daddies.

[008Zulu]

It was a crime eggsplosion.

*crickets chirping*

Nothing?

[King Kool]

Is this your guy's way of telling me we need to update the This Hat page on the wiki?

[BenMarc]

Dumpiosa is a pretty awful name too, Kathleen, so don't be so quick to judge the guys' choices.

God dammit you guys, you can't just do the tooth sparkle fx on a closed-mouth smile.

"What did they steal?"
"Grease."
Well, apparently not as much grease as they were initially attempting to steal.

[Kdz]

Turning the horns down kinda gives me a Shadow of the Colossus vibe.

[mikeyjh]

Thanks.

Graham, it's Dr. Eggman. AKA dr robotnik. (in case you hadn't figured it out already).

[Kavu22]

Have we considered the very real possibility that the night guard was attempting to either seduce or become Gaston?

[Grothe406]

As a resident of Oklahoma I had never heard of a Fry Daddy until this story.
Also as a rule of thumb when pronouncing OK cities, assume that all the vowels are long. I had to listen it took me a few seconds to realize that you were saying Chickasha, which we pronounce Chick-a-Shay. We have some weird named cities around here (I'm looking at you Kickapoo).

Also the guard was just stealing the eggs so his LARP-ing group could reenact the scene from Digimon where the kids find a fridge full of eggs in the forest. Or maybe just a Rocky-esqe training montage.

[KyrieEleison]

It was a crime eggsplosion.

*crickets chirping*

Nothing?

It cracked me up.

[tench745]

A fry daddy is a brand of deep-fryer made by the Presto company. We have one from the 80's but they still make them

[Porthius]

Someone needs to make a GIF of "NO" with the zooming background. I would use that in just about every forum conversation for the rest of my life.