Feed Dump 242 - Hellraiser 8

[Graham]

This Feed Dump is all about crime. Crime and punishment, crime and crocodiles, cheese crimes, fashion crimes, and avoiding crime by eating surprising things.

[engryEngineer]

I really want the crocodile guarded synthetic drugs to be krokodil. I don't since it is one of the worst ideas any person, anywhere, ever had, but I do bc thematically minded security ftw.

[RoboNixon]

We Floridians aren't all bad, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. *Sigh* I need to move

[griffinguy24]

I just want you to know, that this cheered me up IMMENSELY after a shitty day.

And Cam's cheese-related emotions resonated with me. Though mine is more pizza related. I can accept that my requests to ensure that the cheese completely covers the sauce isn't always feasible, but when there's a cheeseless gulf of sauce larger than a man's thumb, I just... I can't....

... There needs to be some sort of very lame support group for this

[bravetoaster]

You guys know there are currently 9 Hellraiser films, right? Had gone in thinking there was some story or joke relating to the 8th (horrible) film (in a mostly-bad franchise). Oh well.

[Lord Hosk]

I know this explanation of the subway thing is going to blow your mind, but its what every investigation has found.

The bread is 12" or more long, the sandwich when made is 12" or longer long, but in the process of wrapping it, it gets squished a little from each end.



Notice in the gif how the left side gets smooshed a little with the left fold, and the right gets smooshed a little in the right fold.?

[TheGeek]

You guys know there are currently 9 Hellraiser films, right? Had gone in thinking there was some story or joke relating to the 8th (horrible) film (in a mostly-bad franchise). Oh well.

Well to be fair they did stop numbering them after Hellraiser 4 and that was the last one to be theoretically release.