GPLP: Dante's Inferno

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Re: GPLP: Dante's Inferno

Postby Ergoogre » 05 Nov 2011, 14:51

AlexanderDitto wrote: Was no one else bothered by the fact that the crazy smelling sorting hat dude never actually wrapped his tail around anyone to determine which circle of hell they were to go to. INACCURACY.

Psyclone wrote: Because so far this game has been all about accuracy.


I roll my sense motivation check, and detect sarcasm.
If accuracy was the goal here, there would be a lot more flowery poetry and a lot less killing.

They could have made this as accurate as hell for all I know, but that doesn't make the story flow any better, which is a shame with all the Christian, Roman and Greek mythology they have to draw from. With an M rated game they could really have made some mature and interesting stories examining mythology, morals and poetic justice in Dante’s inferno. I know I'm expecting too much with that, but a little more creativity that gory cliff-notes would be good.

The commentary makes it all worthwhile though. And I have found some interesting Aesop and morals too, whether they were intentional or not.

"That guy said it's okay, isn't a defense with mortal sins"

""Till death do us part" is an important loophole in any vows"

"Self-mutilation and sewing is cool and manly"

"If someone gives you a lift and ask for fare, tear their head off"

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Re: GPLP: Dante's Inferno

Postby DancingFox » 06 Nov 2011, 23:20

Oooh! Part 6! Excellent.

This really is a terribly unpleasant game in many ways, isn't it...

I am actually impressed, compared to expectations anyway, by how many references, proper ones, they manage to get in among the ridiculous.
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Re: GPLP: Dante's Inferno

Postby Tex » 06 Nov 2011, 23:56

Ok... I feel real childish that the part I laughed at most was...

"Fatty fo fat fat"

I died a little there from laughing.
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Re: GPLP: Dante's Inferno

Postby rpg1203 » 07 Nov 2011, 00:11

watching this so far is making me wana finally pick up a copy and play myself.

Have been thinking of somethng, Brad mentioned that limbo was supposed to be a nice place, while in the game its basically still hellish. could be that it's actually both and how it looks depends on who's looking at it. if your good its a nice place, or if your like the games dante and your corrupted or lifes basically going to hell (literally) you see it like it is in the game.
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Re: GPLP: Dante's Inferno

Postby Terminus » 07 Nov 2011, 00:32

Good Grief, Gluttony was nasty...
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Re: GPLP: Dante's Inferno

Postby phlip » 07 Nov 2011, 00:39

Tex wrote:Ok... I feel real childish that the part I laughed at most was...

"Fatty fo fat fat"

I died a little there from laughing.

The part I laughed most at was:

"That was a subtle bit of design work that I appreciated"
*Big gelatinous fat dude starts vomiting everywhere*

I think I may also be quite childish.
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Re: GPLP: Dante's Inferno

Postby Terminus » 07 Nov 2011, 00:55

The Circle of Puckering Buttholes and Flaming Gas...
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Re: GPLP: Dante's Inferno

Postby Drdiggit42 » 07 Nov 2011, 04:46

I called them flaming sphincters.
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Re: GPLP: Dante's Inferno

Postby Toenz » 07 Nov 2011, 07:36

I like the idea of Hell becoming efficient.

"So, they're pooped on by the lustful?"

Satan very obviously needs to hire a management team to get Hell's Circles working as an efficient, no-nonsense, blue-sky-thinking outside-the-box, synergised team.
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Re: GPLP: Dante's Inferno

Postby Jaebird » 07 Nov 2011, 08:35

Toenz wrote:I like the idea of Hell becoming efficient.

"So, they're pooped on by the lustful?"

Satan very obviously needs to hire a management team to get Hell's Circles working as an efficient, no-nonsense, blue-sky-thinking outside-the-box, synergised team.

Don't you mean "sin-ergised"?
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Re: GPLP: Dante's Inferno

Postby ElementalAlchemist » 07 Nov 2011, 09:21

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Re: GPLP: Dante's Inferno

Postby chif-ii » 07 Nov 2011, 09:48

Jaebird wrote:
Toenz wrote:I like the idea of Hell becoming efficient.

"So, they're pooped on by the lustful?"

Satan very obviously needs to hire a management team to get Hell's Circles working as an efficient, no-nonsense, blue-sky-thinking outside-the-box, synergised team.

Don't you mean "sin-ergised"?


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Re: GPLP: Dante's Inferno

Postby Red Charlie » 07 Nov 2011, 10:08

This is so gross but I keep watching it.
It was really too big:

I give you this instead


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Re: GPLP: Dante's Inferno

Postby PlasmaCow » 07 Nov 2011, 12:44

y'know what the Beatrice scenes really need? more gratuitous breasts.
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Re: GPLP: Dante's Inferno

Postby Graham » 07 Nov 2011, 13:36

PlasmaCow wrote:y'know what the Beatrice scenes really need? more gratuitous breasts.
Fact.
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Re: GPLP: Dante's Inferno

Postby MetricFurlong » 07 Nov 2011, 13:40

I may be wrong here, but from what we've seen so far this guy who killed Dante managed to escape the battle in Acre then, made his way to Florence alone and then tracked down Dante's wife (and father) whom he then murdered as revenge for Dante sleeping with (note: not killing) his wife. He managed this despite apparently only knowing Dante's first name and that he was presumably Italian judging from his language/accent.
If the game hadn't opened with Dante killing Death with no consequences, I might be inclined to say that seems just a little bit implausible and contrived.


Graham wrote:
PlasmaCow wrote:y'know what the Beatrice scenes really need? more gratuitous breasts.
Fact.

What do you mean 'more'? Are you seriously suggesting not one instant of the displays of Beatrice's boobs up to this point hasn't been a completely tasteful and necessary element of the narrative? :P


rpg1203 wrote:watching this so far is making me wana finally pick up a copy and play myself.

... What?
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Re: GPLP: Dante's Inferno

Postby Jaebird » 07 Nov 2011, 14:09

MetricFurlong wrote:
rpg1203 wrote:watching this so far is making me wana finally pick up a copy and play myself.

... What?

As long as he doesn't pay an obscene price for it, more power to him. I say it's something you should experience once.
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Re: GPLP: Dante's Inferno

Postby Vigafre » 07 Nov 2011, 14:41

MetricFurlong wrote:I may be wrong here, but from what we've seen so far this guy who killed Dante managed to escape the battle in Acre then, made his way to Florence alone and then tracked down Dante's wife (and father) whom he then murdered as revenge for Dante sleeping with (note: not killing) his wife. He managed this despite apparently only knowing Dante's first name and that he was presumably Italian judging from his language/accent.
If the game hadn't opened with Dante killing Death with no consequences, I might be inclined to say that seems just a little bit implausible and contrived.

Wait a sec...

So the guy who killed Beatrice and Dante's father is the same guy that stabbed Dante in the back. However, Dante killed Death like immediately after he had been stabbed. How the hell are Beatrice and Dante's father dead?

Unless, of course, those are two different people.
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Re: GPLP: Dante's Inferno

Postby Terminus » 07 Nov 2011, 14:51

You're still applying logic to this?
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Re: GPLP: Dante's Inferno

Postby Jaebird » 07 Nov 2011, 14:52

Vigafre wrote:
MetricFurlong wrote:I may be wrong here, but from what we've seen so far this guy who killed Dante managed to escape the battle in Acre then, made his way to Florence alone and then tracked down Dante's wife (and father) whom he then murdered as revenge for Dante sleeping with (note: not killing) his wife. He managed this despite apparently only knowing Dante's first name and that he was presumably Italian judging from his language/accent.
If the game hadn't opened with Dante killing Death with no consequences, I might be inclined to say that seems just a little bit implausible and contrived.

Wait a sec...

So the guy who killed Beatrice and Dante's father is the same guy that stabbed Dante in the back. However, Dante killed Death like immediately after he had been stabbed. How the hell are Beatrice and Dante's father dead?

Unless, of course, those are two different people.
I think that's the least of this game's problems. Then again, how much time had passed during the fight with Death? Then again...well, you'd have to see the last cutscene after the fight with Lucifer. At least, I think it tells all. It's been a long while since I played the game.
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Re: GPLP: Dante's Inferno

Postby ecks » 07 Nov 2011, 14:54

Graham wrote:
PlasmaCow wrote:y'know what the Beatrice scenes really need? more gratuitous breasts.
Fact.

Yep, it's clearly vital to the narrative to establish the breasts early and often. No one who plays videogames is going to believe a guy trudging through hell's poo river to rescue her personality :roll:
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Re: GPLP: Dante's Inferno

Postby fa6ade » 07 Nov 2011, 16:39

Watching these videos make me want to go out and get this game. Too bad there's actually some good games out/coming out soon to use up all my time.
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Re: GPLP: Dante's Inferno

Postby tak197 » 07 Nov 2011, 17:59

Here are my alternate titles for the Video's so far.

Part One: Not "Congratulations you just killed Death"!?
Part Two: Kame-Hame-TITS
Part Three: Through the Fire and Flames on Absolution Hero
Part Four: Very Veiny
Part Five: Rock You Like A Sexicane
Part Six: In which Graham, Paul, and Brad meet the Golgothan from Dogma
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Re: GPLP: Dante's Inferno

Postby General Michi » 08 Nov 2011, 01:45

Why was Crash Bandicoot in part 7?
We put the brick on the accelerator.

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Re: GPLP: Dante's Inferno

Postby dackwards d » 08 Nov 2011, 02:06

DAMMIT I'M SUPPOSED TO BE STUDYING
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