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Not MtG, but still a card:

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RRRoll up the Rim 5GRW

Roll a d6. if you roll a 6, you win the game. If not, creatures you control get +X/+0 and first strike until end of turn where X is the number rolled.

Epic (excessive reminder text)

Roll Up the Rim (W/R)
Instant

Flip A Coin. If you win the flip Target Creature Gets +3/+0 and First Strike until EOT.

If you lose the flip, flip another Coin. If you win the flip untap target creature, it gets +0/+3 and Vigilance until EOT

"Let's Roll Up the Rim. Dammit. Dammit"

On the Beards thing, I have a R/B Beardmander deck with Barktooth Warbeard as the General, it is terrible, i mean awful, I went through every single card printed for R/B and found just about enough cards with beards. Still for 10 tix on MTGO its good for a laugh with some friends

Can I also say the cards chosen for the intro graphic today were brilliant. Truly, Badgers are the Eldrazi of the forest floor

Glad you guys decided to bring back the card design challenge

Roll up the Rim
Cost: 1WU
Type: instant
Purchase X cups of Tim Horton's Coffee, where X is the number of opponents you have. Each opponent chooses a cup at random and rolls up the rim. If any number of opponents wins the roll up, you get an emblem with "you have protection from all players who won the roll up."

O.P. Shaman hopes you like it

Tim Horton, Epic Planeswalkour

2WW, Starting Loyalty 4

+1 Put 6 0/1 white Timbit creature tokens onto the battlefield under target opponent's control

-2 Put X 0/1 white Timbit creature tokens onto the battlefield under target opponent's control, where X is the number of Timbits that player controls

-4 You get an emblem with "If an opponent controls 24 or more Timbits, they lose the game."

Tim Horton 4 colourless, 1 white, 1 blue

Planeswalker - Tim
+1: Target Creature gains Double(-Double) Strike until the end of your next turn.
0: Roll Up The Rim
(Scry, then if you choose to keep the card on top of your library roll a 6-sided die. On a 1 the card enters play without having to pay the mana cost. On a 2-6 the card is exiled and you feel shame.)
-5: Target opponent gets Alex donuts.
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First post on the forums for the most important of occasions.





Hope you like!

Rrrrroll up the rim
sorcery GGBB(double Double)
Look at the top card of your library. If it is a non land permanent put it onto the battlefield. It gains echo GGBB.

Tim Horton Planeswalker 2RW 4 loyalty
+1 Target creature gets "cumulative upkeep 1"
-2 Tim horton planeswalker deals damage equal to his loyalty to target creature or player.
-40 Sacrifice Tim Horton planeswalker. An opponent may pay 40. if they do they recieve 40 enchantments called tim hortons. They have "1 target creature gets cumulative upkeep 1. At the beginning of your upkeepfor every age counter on a permanent copy one enchantment called tim hortons." If no opponents pay the cost you receive the enchantments instead.

Roll Up The Rim 5W
Sorcery
Look at the top three cards of your library and reveal the card with the highest converted mana cost among them. Then activate the corresponding effect based on the revealed card's converted mana cost:
5: Gain 5 life.
6: Cast the card without paying its mana cost, if able.
7 or more: Summon a 7/7 Artifact Car Token with lifelink, whose color is the same as the revealed card.
Then place all three cards in your graveyard.

Roll up the Rim
R/B R/B
Sorcery

Target creature gains +1/+0 and haste until end of turn.

Roll a d20:
On a 1, exile Roll up the Rim. At the beginning of your next upkeep, cast Roll up the Rim without paying its mana cost.
On a 20, exile Roll up the Rim. Add 20 mana of any one color to your mana pool.
On a 2-19, shuffle Roll up the Rim into your deck.

Please play again / Réessayez S.V.P.

I didn't manage to work the car in, but:
Coffee makes you aggressive
1, free coffee
2-19, play again
20, you win a fabulous prize, but you don't have complete control of what it is, hence all one color.

The idea is buying loyalty with coffee, giving creatures donuts and having everybody stop what they are doing when someone shows up with coffee and donuts.

Embyrr922 wrote:On a 1, exile Roll up the Rim. At the beginning of your next upkeep, cast Roll up the Rim without paying its mana cost.

Wouldn't you rather have this as "the beginning of your next turn's main phase"?

Otherwise, if you get a 1 the first try, and a 20 the second try, the mana is only available for instants and upkeep costs.

I was skimming through the thread, saw the "Add 20 Mana", and nearly had a heart attack. Then I remembered Mana Burn isn't a thing anymore.

Get off my lawn, you damn kids!

Master Gunner wrote:I was skimming through the thread, saw the "Add 20 Mana", and nearly had a heart attack. Then I remembered Mana Burn isn't a thing anymore.

Get off my lawn, you damn kids!

Yep, back when Mana Drain wasn't necessarily better than Counterspell.

If you feel like returning to the good old days before 6. edition and the stack try finding the old PC Game Shandalar

spell batches! *shudder*