I am that complete monster.
3-0 with this isn't impressive, but match 2 was at least interesting. He was playing what seemed like a mono-black Stax deck, but I did see him discard an Ashiok and a Shadowmage Infiltrator in a game or two so he must've had at least a blue splash. Game 1 showed me getting crushed, as I didn't keep a super-aggressive hand (in spite of T1 Taylor Swiftspear). Turns out, T3 Kicked Gatekeeper of Malakir into T4 Braids, Cabal Minion does a good job throwing off my aggro. Especially when I was hoping to use Sarkhan to smash in. Game 2 is more what I expected. I drop T1 Taylor and swing. He drops T1 Maze of Ith. I Wasteland the Maze on T2 and drop Zurgo. Then Lavamancer comes down and I start throwing fire at his face and his guys. Then came game 3. And game 3 goes long. He does a good job slowing me down but can't find a way to kill me. Eventually, between Swords of Feast and Famine and Liliana and a bunch of other stuff, we both end up flooding and just top decking land for several turns. Until I top deck and hard cast Greater Gargadon. He's been racing with a Lifebane Zombie and just dropped a Geralf's Messenger, so his swing with the Lifebane and Messenger just has Messenger get eaten by Gargs. Messenger un-dies, drains me down to 7. I can swing for 11 thanks to my Gargadon and my sword, but then I die on the crackback. I draw for turn. It's Taylor. Equip, watch Gargs get Disfigured in response for some reason, swing. Play Taylor second main and equip. He now can't get me for lethal. Whale effin' plaid.
Match 1 and 3 weren't as interesting. Match 1 was against some kind of durdly Sultai good stuff that just got burned out. Match 3 was against U/G ramp that picked up some amount of Moxen. (I saw at least a Pearl.) Match 3 had me bolting birds for a fair bit, so yeah... nothing as interesting at match 2.