Ajani asked you out! Do you go? If not, how to let him down?

[chaucer345]

So one day, Ajani Goldmane shows up on your doorstep with a bouquet of tournament playable Black Lotuses and tell you that you seem incredible. He then asks you out on a romantic date of your choice (assume if you are seeing someone he is poly-amorous, respects your relationship and asked both of you out).

Do you accept? If not, how do you let him down gently?

[ElFuzzy]

Send him the bloodied cloak of Elspeth with the words, "No thanks" written in Leonin blood.

[chaucer345]

Send him the bloodied cloak of Elspeth with the words, "No thanks" written in Leonin blood.

Dude, that's cold.

[JackSlack]

Yes, go out and accept the black lotuses, but when we get to the steakhouse he will inevitably choose (he's a LION) say, "Oh, I'm vegetarian." It'll get awkward and then you'll say goodbye and promise to call but you don't call.

Score: Black lotuses.

[chaucer345]

Yes, go out and accept the black lotuses, but when we get to the steakhouse he will inevitably choose (he's a LION) say, "Oh, I'm vegetarian." It'll get awkward and then you'll say goodbye and promise to call but you don't call.

Score: Black lotuses.

A well thought out and admirable plan, but you did fudge the rule slightly as it's a romantic date of your choosing. Though I suppose going to a nice vegan place would have the same effect.

[My pseudonym is Ix]

Sorry dude, don't really swing that way.

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You wanna come in for a drink or something? It's kinda awkward you just standing on the porch.

[Prospero101]

I can only answer the door if Liliana lets me off the chain, and I don't think I've been enough of a good boy for her to do that.

[Utilitarian]

Sorry bro, but I'm already in a committed relationship with Kiora and.... LOOK OUT, GARRUK!

*the rest of the film becomes a Terminator 2 style film as we slowly become friends while evading and eventually defeating Garruk. In the end I help him hook up with Gideon*

[chaucer345]

Sorry bro, but I'm already in a committed relationship with Kiora and.... LOOK OUT, GARRUK!

*the rest of the film becomes a Terminator 2 style film as we slowly become friends while evading and eventually defeating Garruk. In the end I help him hook up with Gideon*

That relationship would be adorable... Though Gideon was kind of a jerk to Chandra.

[Tinfish]

Sorry bro, but I'm already in a committed relationship with Kiora and.... LOOK OUT, GARRUK!

*the rest of the film becomes a Terminator 2 style film as we slowly become friends while evading and eventually defeating Garruk. In the end I help him hook up with Gideon*

That relationship would be adorable... Though Gideon was kind of a jerk to Chandra.

Chandra is a criminal pyromaniac arsonist with oppositional defiant disorder, and Gideon is basically a cop. Their relationship isn't going to be cozy.

Personally, I'd have to let him down. "Sorry dude, I don't swing that way." He is a giant fuzzy kitty, which is a point in his favour, but he's also a male giant fuzzy kitty, which is kind of a deal-breaker for me.

Did you know that male cats have backwards-facing barbs on their penises, to rake the female cats' vaginal wall and stimulate ovulation? Nature is horrible.

[Utilitarian]

Chandra is a criminal pyromaniac arsonist with oppositional defiant disorder, and Gideon is basically a cop. Their relationship isn't going to be cozy.

Personally, I'd have to let him down. "Sorry dude, I don't swing that way." He is a giant fuzzy kitty, which is a point in his favour, but he's also a male giant fuzzy kitty, which is kind of a deal-breaker for me.

Did you know that male cats have backwards-facing barbs on their penises, to rake the female cats' vaginal wall and stimulate ovulation? Nature is horrible.

For the sake of my sanity I'm going to assume that, just as cats don't also have humanish torsos and magic, Leonin ALSO differ from normal cats in this respect.