Oath of the Gatewatch Nicknames

[Ladsworld]

Here's a few I've came up with
Wastes - We Reprinted Wasteland
World Breaker - "Like a Kit Kat Bar."
Crush of Tentacles - Hentai
Mirrorpool - Narcisist's Paradise

[Lycodrake]

Kozilek's Return - Guess who's back, back again...
Sphinx of the Final World - Fin.

[square1]

Linvala, the Preserver - "And I come back to you now, at the turn of the tide."
Devour in Flames - Ob Nixilis Re-Re-ignited

[Phi]

Now that we have the entire set, here are some I came up with:

Warden of Geometries - Math Teacher
Eldrazi Displacer - Displacer of Socks
Call the Gatewatch - 911
Oath of Gideon - Chadswag
Bearer of Silence - Bearly Silent
Dread Defiler - Dreadlock Filer
Flaying Tendrils - Drown in Nope
Inverter of Truth - Liar (no, seriously, this is what the name of the card is)
Grasp of Darkness - Dark Hug
Consuming Sinkhole - A Lesson in Freudian Theory
Stormchaser Mage - Cam
Crumbling Vestige - Blighted Poop

[Tacos_yay]

Devour in Flames - Ob Nixilis Re-Re-ignited

Thats amazing, if I open one at the prerelease I'm using that nickname.

Call the Gatewatch - By our powers combined...
Overwhelming Denial - Look! We reprinted counterspell!
Ancient Crab - Disappointment...

[MowDownJoe]

Saddleback Legac-ac-ac-ac

Because Billy Joel is a national treasure.

[The Martini]

From the prerelease: You can't have Slaughter Drone without laughter!

[Lycodrake]

Purely because of what the two can do together.
Seer's Lantern: Deceiver of Form's Nightlight
Deceiver of Form: And you are a fatty and you are a fatty and you are a fatty...

[KeiranLC]

Stormchaser Mage - Cam

Correct.

[Can't Wear Hats]

Hedron Crawler - Literal Actual Hedron Crab.

I mean, look at it!

[Tinfish]

I've been calling Hedron Crawler "Crawlsie". Similarly, Gravity Negator is Mr Floaty, and Jwar Isle Avenger is Flapcat. Though I suppose all sphinxes would be flapcats.

These are all from the sealed thing I'm in right now. Crawlsie spent two entire games tapped down by Blinding Drone, tipped over with his legs waving in the air.

[BlueChloroplast]

I think Sphinx of the Final Word should be "the NO sphinx" due to the flavour text which says its answer is always no.

[Lycodrake]

Jwar Isle Avenger is Flapcat. Though I suppose all sphinxes would be flapcats.

These are all from the sealed thing I'm in right now. Crawlsie spent two entire games tapped down by Blinding Drone, tipped over with his legs waving in the air.

Flapcat is a powerful name indeed. XD
Aw, poor Crawlsie.

[BlueChloroplast]

I keep calling Stormchaser Mage "Not Ral Zarek" but the suggestion above of "Cam" is a better LRR name.

[ForOhFor Error]

Hissing Quagmire is obviously Doom Glade.

[Ladsworld]

Hissing Quagmire is obviously Doom Glade.

Beautiful

[Drendar]

Kalitas - Cletus
Unnatural Endurance - every f*ckin' time
Jori En, Cantrip Sage.

[Tinfish]

"Someday we'll find it, the Natural Connection ..."