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Expose Evil - "And I would've gotten away with it, too!"
Stoic Builder - Lincoln Logs
Voldaren Duelist - "It's time to duel!"

I think this set is going to be a nice long excuse to quote Scooby Doo A LOT.

Every time I use a clue token - "Jinkies! It's a clue!"

Structural Distortion - "insert favorite revenge quote here"

New Avacyn: Slayerbane Angel
I thought that was pretty good.

These threads are getting earlier and earlier...

I've been calling new Avacyn Madacyn.

Since it's the only SOI thread, the feels!

I thought it would be the case, but according to MaRo next week is the start of reveal season.

Thing in the Ice - "Tekeli-li"

Do we have to make 2 names for Double Faced cards?

I hope not, because I feel like Madacyn works for both sides of the new Avacyn card.

Sadacyn transforms into Madacyn?

Startled Awake - Literal Recurring Nightmare
Wolf of Devil's Breach - Unplayable Red Mythic #735
Sinister Concoction - A pinch of that, a little bit of that, maybe some of that....

Nahiri, the Harbinger - Cool guys don't look at explosions.
Also Flmaeblade Angel can inherit Slayerbane Angel because Madvycyn is so GOOOD.

Something to do with Nahiri should be "rock your world"

Arlinn Kord//Arlinn, Embraced by the Moon - Wolf Mom
Nephalia Moondrakes - Wonder Over Yonder
Odric, Lunarch Marshal - Keyword Dad
Macabre Waltz - Dance of the Dead
Sage of Ancient Lore//Werewolf of Ancient Hunger - WereMaro
Neglected Heirloom//Ashmouth Blade - Henshin Dagger
Anguished Unmaking - "Father, why does it hurt?"
Startled Awake//Persistent Nightmare - Spoopifer

Olivia, Stupid Subtitle: Impractical Sword
Rise from the Tides: She sells Zombies at the Seashore
Rattlechains: The Rattlr'
Falkenrath Gorger - Wait, where's the downside?

I think Awoken Horror (the flip side of Thing In The Ice) should really be named "Thing From The Ice". Alas.

Aside from that, I don't have anything clever yet. Delerium seems disappointing, and if Skulk works will really depend on how much pump is in this set. I'm looking forward to playing red/black aggro though.

I don't think Arlinn Kord alone can rescue red/green from its current Zendikar doldrums. I feel like it wasn't that great in Dragons either, so that side of the colour pie could use some TLC.

Excited to see Nahiri again - she seems pretty powerful in a set with Madness in it. Still utterly unexcited by Jace, he's so boring. Still don't like Liliana, she needs a smack upside the head. We'll see where the story goes - I was originally unexcited by Tarkir too - but eh. I'd rather be charting new territory than returning to old haunts.

I dunno. I think Delirium is sorta neat.
Sin Prodder - The Poke'mn
Engulf the Shore - Rossbay Cemetery Strikes Back!
Corrupted Tombstone - WHY THE BUS IS THIS A RARE!?
Welcome to the Fold - Step into the Grand Tour *GRAND TOUR! GRAND TOUR!*
Diregraf Colossus - 180,000 Zombies in an Overcoat

The Gitrog Monster - Hypnotoad

So will there be a SOI spreadsheet for us?
Inexorable Mass - Aggro Ooze
Scourge Wolf - Double Dog or First Strike AND Double Strike!? VALUE!
Paranoid Parish-Blade - Conspicuous Tentacle

"It's not paranoia if they really are out to get you."

Hanweir Militia Leader - Winner of the Hanweir Church Bake Sale Four Years Running
Startled Awake - Bumped in the Night
Elusive Tormentor - Can't Touch This
Heir of Falkenrath - Daddy's Little Girl
Breakneck Rider (when it transforms) - "SURPRISE!!!". Although I suppose that works for all transform cards, and a lot of morphs.
Sage of Ancient Lore - Card Doggie
Westvale Abbey - Secretly built on an ancient Indian burial ground
Always Watching - "Always watching, always watching!" but you have to whisper it madly.
Angel of Deliverance - "I need you to sign for this here, here, here, and here"
Angelic Purge - "The new weight loss sensation!"
Eerie Interlude - Spoopy Sidenote
Topplegeist - Cause of Death: Hilarious Banana Pratfall
Jace, Unraveler of Secrets - Jace, P.I.
Manic Scribe - "Hey, check out my fanfic!"
Pore Over The Pages - "Hey, check out this fanfic!"
Asylum Visitor - Not Recommended By The APA
Call The Bloodline - "Get the kids!"
Crow of Dark Tidings - Bad News Bird
Tooth Collector - Worst. Dentist. EVER.
Twins of Maurer Estate - Daddy's Little Girls
Avacyn's Judgment - Avacyn's Impaired Judgment
Burn From Within - Too Much Hot Sauce
Harness The Storm - Not OSHA Compliant
Incorrigible Youths - Kids these days!
Deathcap Cultivator - I got some good shrooms, man, you wanna try some?
Soul Swallower - WHAGHLAGHLAGHL
Drownyard Temple - Spoopshenge

Tinfish wrote:Westvale Abbey - Secretly built on an ancient Indian burial ground

Westvale Abbey is secretly Joe's Diner

Here are a few he came up with:

Sorin, Grim Nemesis - Sorin, the Not Very Nice
Altered Ego - Simic Self
Avacyn, the Purifier - Avacyn the METAL
Topplegeist - *boop*ghost
Tooth Collector - Friendly Neighborhood Dentist
Inexorable Mass - Deliriooze
Sin Prodder - Sin Bobber
Engulf the Shore - Beach Hugs!
Burn from Within - Innistrad Hotsauce XXX No Survivors
To the Slaughter - Marry -had- A Little Lamb
Declaration in Stone- Passive Aggression
Soul Swallower - Spiritual nom-noms
Thing in the Ice - T.I.T.I Surprise!
Uninvited Geist - Dave from College, Remember?
Incorrigible Youths - Kids These Days...
Aberrant Researcher - Delver of NOPE
Anguished Unmaking - Maximum Brood
Tamiyo's Journal - Blue's Clues

Uvenwald Hydra - Either 'Since when are there Hydras on Innistrad?" or "Wait, this has Reach too!?"
From Under the Floorboards - "From Downtown!"

Okay, so I don't care strongly what any other nickname is, but Arlinn Kord // Arlinn, Embraced by the Moon absolutely, positively must be:

"I flip my were back and forth."