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[Graham]

Love your new avatar, phlip!

[Lurkon]

Couldn't make the flavor text italic with the card maker I was using. I'm going to look at some options here. In the mean time, here's an updated card using a different generator, though I don't like the generator much:

[Foxmar]

Went looking for lobsters in mtg and only found this card.



Is this really the only lobster?

[Lurkon]

Is this really the only lobster?

It doesn't even have the lobster subtype.

I know I've seen some lobster art, but the card I'm thinking of clearly doesn't MENTION lobsters on it anywhere.
I FOUND THEM!
THE HOMARIDS!
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=1877

There were a total of seven different Homarid cards.
There was even a dinosaur that had protection from them!
edit: The dinosaur was from unhinged, haha.

[Foxmar]

Magic needs more Lobsters

[Maya]

oh YES I NEED THESE CARDS HOW DO I GET THESE CARDS

[Maya]

guys LOLOLOL

[Maya]

i can't stop laughing at that friggin card

[ZePancakes]

oh YES I NEED THESE CARDS HOW DO I GET THESE CARDS

May we suggest Card Kingdom?

[Jamfalcon]

See also:

and


Amongst others:

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http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Search/Default.aspx?action=advanced&subtype=+[%22Homarid%22]

(Can't link directly due to the [] in the url)

oh YES I NEED THESE CARDS HOW DO I GET THESE CARDS

May we suggest Card Kingdom?

I hear that if you write "LoadingReadyRun sent me, button please" you can get a button or something.

[ZePancakes]

It is using a shell as a backpack! THIS IS MARVELOUS.

[phlip]

(Can't link directly due to the [] in the url)

Like so: Homarids ahoy. Square brackets aren't actually legal in URLs, browsers just do stupid things sometimes.

[Jamfalcon]

Ah, thought it seemed odd. Thanks for the tip.

[empath]

RIP Maya you were a good person. Also why did you not wear gloves while cleaning that thing.

SO.

MUCH.

THIS.

Vinyl. Nitrile. Fuck EVEN LATEX!!!

(and not just for the mold, also the corrosive cleaners)

Maybe it's just me for being deathly allergic to penicillin...but if it SMELLS VOMITOUS WHY WOULD YOU TOUCH IT WITH BARE SKIN?!?

Also hope the person who buys the mold fridge on Craigslist doesn't watch your show.

uhhh...weren't they BUYING the new fridge off Craigslist?



I can see the cream & milk for DB. Strangely I want to say "poutine" for the 'what was in this take-out box?' but honestly, I really have no idea it used to be from what I could see.

The fact that something growing mold had released spores (my money's on the mystery take-out - you caught a wisp of them on camera) and they were able to find purchase on the ever-so-slightly-greasy fingerprint on that beer bottle is truly a testament to your collective sloth and procrastination!




Sooo, who gets tagged with keeping the NEW fridge clean? Gonna make up a rota?


...and is it gonna be done more often than semi-annually?

[JayBlanc]

I'm sure they will have a fair and equatable rota that shares the duty between Matt, Morgan, Bill, Brad and Tim.

[Lurkon]

I'm sure they will have a fair and equatable rota that shares the duty between Matt, Morgan, Bill, Brad and Tim.

What could possibly go wrong?

[Master Gunner]

I refer you to this old gem.

[Lurkon]

I'd never thought about it before, but that was basically an episode of Commodore Hustle. There were quite a lot of videos that could have been CH episodes if CH had existed...

[Lurkon]

HOLY CRAP! I never noticed Bill pulling out a pistol as he walks out to kidnap Brad! Whoa.

[DmitriW]

"We need a color-coded rota" is my automatic reply to "Why isn't the (CHORE) done?" and has been since the first time I saw that sketch.

[Kakulukia]

[Maya]

^ good