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The Friday Nights crew make their resolutions for the new year, ready to tackle them in all their Magic glory. But who will stay strong in the face of doubt?

It's still Thursday I don't understand. What is happening??!?!?!?!?!?

Prancey Pants is totally playable.

Awesome episode, guys. And the new MTG cards for each of you are funny as always. One question, though: Who was that weightlifter?

Oh, and also: Prancey Pants is the name of my Jonathan Coulton cover band.

Love the new opening cards. and the infinite taping to untap combo that alex presents.

This was a great episode, but I really want to know...

Why is Paul's name indented in the credits?

The Pauper pronunciation is easy, just use a British Accent, clears it right up

Also who did the voice for the guy in the gym, seemed familiar but i couldn't place it

New Cards:

Graham Stark 2GG - Planeswalker Graham (Loyalty: 3)

+1: Choose and Audio and a Video Clip you control, synchronise the two.
-2: Export Target File in 1080P
-5: Up to three target unedited video project become edited. Upload those video's. They have haste and protection from comments.

James Turner 2B - Creature Human Hampire (2/2)

When James Turner Enters the battlefield target opponent reveals his or her hand. Choose a card from it. That player puts that card on top of his or her head.

Jester's Cap is the pick here

Kathleen DeVere 1UUBB - Creature Human Millwright (2/1)

When Kathleen DeVere enters the battlefield target opponent reveals cards from the top of his or her library until you stop cackling maniacally, then puts all cards revealed this way into his or her graveyard.

"Drop your deck down the Dimir drain"

Alex Steacy RRR - Creature Human Derp (0/1)

Haste
Tap: Untap Alex Steacy
R: Alex Steacy gets +10/+0 and trample until end of turn. Activate this ability only once per turn and only if Alex Stacy has untapped exactly 100 times this turn.

Cameron Lauder UU - Creature Human Chemist (2/2)

Other chemists you control get +1/+1 and have solventwalk (They are unblockable as long as defending player controls a solvent)

"I'm sure some of these stains on my coat are harmless"

Jeremy Petter U/W U/W U/W - Creature Human Dungeon Master (3/1)

Jeremy Petter has protection from red as long as you control a d20.

Jeremy Petter is unblockable as long as you control a character sheet.

"Roll for initiative"

Matt Wiggins 3W - Creature Human Frump (2/4)

Vigilance, Lifelink

During your upkeep, sacrifice an iced venti two pump nonfat no-whip mocha or tap Matt Wiggins

An unparalleled expression of pure disappoint.

Paul Saunders 5 - Artifact Creature Human Artificer (0/0)

Paul Saunders enters the battlefield with 4 +1/+1 counters on it.

Remove a +1/+1 counter from Paul Saunders: Paul Saunders creates a decklist in a format of your choice.

Sacrifice a decklist: Put a +1/+1 counter on Paul Saunders.

ArchieO i was thinking that! for those who don't know, we pronounce pauper as if it were spelled 'poorper'

iamafish wrote:ArchieO i was thinking that! for those who don't know, we pronounce pauper as if it were spelled 'poorper'

Yep also if you a) look down your nose and b) sneer a bit it works wonders

Damn the new cards looks sweet. I could not stop laughing at some of them. In 2014 I resolve to finish up all those Funny commander decks I have waiting to be finished.

I love that bit at the end by Paul. Sounded like a battlecry.

Kioraaaaaa~!

I should make a resolution to do something with the 15,000 vintage cards I have taking up space. Or maybe just sort my collection of Dark Rituals by set or something.

Loved the episode!
Every single one of Kathleen's cards so far would fit right into my Dimir mill deck. You guys should think about selling them printed on card stock. Can't speak for anyone else but i'd buy them just to have.

Matt's frump on his new card... oh, I couldn't help but smile.

Good episode, overall. Glad you're making good use out of that appearance fee that Matt is charging you. :p

Robo4900 wrote:One question, though: Who was that weightlifter?

ArchieO wrote:Also who did the voice for the guy in the gym, seemed familiar but i couldn't place it

It was Paul. Compare the voice to Ulric from the Warriors of Darkness.

UNHchabo wrote:

Robo4900 wrote:One question, though: Who was that weightlifter?

ArchieO wrote:Also who did the voice for the guy in the gym, seemed familiar but i couldn't place it

It was Paul. Compare the voice to Ulric from the Warriors of Darkness.

Damn you, I was just about to be all smug and say that

ArchieO wrote:Matt Wiggins 3W - Creature Human Frump (2/4)

Vigilance, Lifelink

During your upkeep, sacrifice an iced venti two pump nonfat no-whip mocha or tap Matt Wiggins

An unparalleled expression of pure disappoint.

Does the iced venti two pump nonfat no-whip mocha have to be in play and untapped to sacrifice it or can you sacrifice it from exile? Do you have to keep it in your sideboard for tournament play?

If they weren't made of commons, the trophy for prancey-pants could be Alex's "Pants" Pants.

I liked that they had the gang dropping off donations to a food bank and giving a lunch to a homeless guy while they made their resolutions. I really liked the nod to the fact that we gamers are giving and generous and charitable and that Magic: The Gathering isn't everything in life, and there's more more important acts that these people are capable of considering and doing. Happy New Year, everyone.

So here's the real question: Matt comes to visit during vacation. He has a job, and he's on vacation, and he comes to visit the gang...AND YOU HAVE HIM TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE????? Poor Matt. Please tell me you don't really make him take out the garbage when he visits on vacation...

Great episode.

Professor STAFF wrote:So here's the real question: Matt comes to visit during vacation. He has a job, and he's on vacation, and he comes to visit the gang...AND YOU HAVE HIM TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE????? Poor Matt.

Great episode.

The Friday Nights lot are essentially just the cH characters. They are kind of meant to be unintentionally terrible people in that regard

Professor STAFF wrote:So here's the real question: Matt comes to visit during vacation. He has a job, and he's on vacation, and he comes to visit the gang...AND YOU HAVE HIM TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE????? Poor Matt.

Great episode.

Well you see, Tim used to take out the garbage, but then Tim left, and frankly no one can tell the difference between Matt and Tim, so they assume they are making Tim keep taking it out, not knowing that it is in fact now Matt.

Clypheous wrote:

ArchieO wrote:Matt Wiggins 3W - Creature Human Frump (2/4)

Vigilance, Lifelink

During your upkeep, sacrifice an iced venti two pump nonfat no-whip mocha or tap Matt Wiggins

An unparalleled expression of pure disappoint.

Does the iced venti two pump nonfat no-whip mocha have to be in play and untapped to sacrifice it or can you sacrifice it from exile? Do you have to keep it in your sideboard for tournament play?

The real question is how much of a coffee habit do you need to have to be able to keep him from tapping every turn as opposed to like, three times in a day? (I assume sacrificing the coffee means drinking it.)

Just means I'll have to be playing it in the morning.

Jokes on you!

Kiora is from Zendikar. Totally different pronunciation!

How come only Graham gets to be a planeswalker?