Crapshots - Volume 2

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Re: Crapshots general no.01

Postby Graham » 08 Jun 2014, 11:15

We spelled it correctly for English. We stole that word.
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Re: Crapshots general no.01

Postby Omnicrat » 08 Jun 2014, 17:25

English steals all the nice words, that's why I love it.

Also, thanks Shakespeare!
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Re: Crapshots general no.01

Postby Dave » 09 Jun 2014, 04:30

Terribly sorry then.
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Re: Crapshots general no.01

Postby deathjavu » 09 Jun 2014, 16:06

I love the business model in The Stand 2. It's genius, they pay until they're sufficiently shamed. But the more they pay, the better the service is perceived to be working.

I mean, personally I don't need those services because I generate enough shame for an entire village of backwards homophobic racists, but that's just me.
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Re: Crapshots general no.01

Postby Robo4900 » 12 Jun 2014, 14:38

The Stand 3 could be perceived as a deep social commentary on the concept gift giving.

As always, the punchline is fantastic.
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Re: Crapshots general no.01

Postby Necabo » 13 Jun 2014, 01:05

wait, what did I just watch?
that music though.... :D
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Re: Crapshots general no.01

Postby Maf » 13 Jun 2014, 07:28

[#151 Mailroom]
Kathleen does a spectacular job of keeping a straight face at the end. Nailed it.
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Re: Crapshots general no.01

Postby Sakurazaki » 13 Jun 2014, 15:40

I'm going to agree with someone in the Youtube comments and humbly suggest "X ways to get rid of the WiiPlay shirts" as a future X ways to Y.

I've seriously watched this video 4 times, and I still crack up.
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Re: Crapshots general no.01

Postby pokute » 17 Jun 2014, 12:20

Why did Princess Kathleen's kiss in Ep151 cause the package to explode? Is that her super power?
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Re: Crapshots general no.01

Postby Graham » 17 Jun 2014, 20:10

She threw it into a shredder.
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Re: Crapshots general no.01

Postby bubba0077 » 19 Jun 2014, 01:38

Remember, removing your pants happens faster than instant speed.
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Re: Crapshots general no.01

Postby tamaness » 19 Jun 2014, 17:37

pants can be removed as a special action.
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Re: Crapshots general no.01

Postby 2stepz » 21 Jun 2014, 21:46

That is exactly what I expected out of a Conspiracy draft, tbh. Thanks for putting my head cannon on video. :)
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Re: Crapshots general no.01

Postby MinuteWalt » 22 Jun 2014, 00:40

#152, yeah, the judge is always right :p, but how is it specifically worded on the card?

If it's read correctly, it really means "Tap for naked party."

The ref is blind! (Or at least soon will wish she is, depending on how that card is interpreted).
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Re: Crapshots general no.01

Postby tamaness » 22 Jun 2014, 04:03

#153: Did Reptilian Rulers get picked early?
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Re: Crapshots general no.01

Postby DewMan001 » 25 Jun 2014, 06:15

#154: Fucking loved that reference. I like how apparently a dead man can file claims on silence.

Also, slightly off topic, I would say that John Cage's fatality move would be that he takes out 12 tapes of human noises and bird noises and plays them together according to a score for about 54 minutes to generate an intense and beautiful soundscape.
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Re: Crapshots general no.01

Postby AdmiralMemo » 25 Jun 2014, 06:55

I was ready for the first punchline since I'm well aware of 4'33", but the second one had me rolling... :D

Edit: I just realized that with the quick turn-around times for a CrapShot, I could have inspired it.
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Re: Crapshots general no.01

Postby Flewellyn » 25 Jun 2014, 18:05

John Cage's Fatality would be to stand there and do nothing for precisely 4 minutes and 33 seconds, after which the opponent kills himself out of boredom.
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Re: Crapshots general no.01

Postby Mums » 26 Jun 2014, 01:23

154 - genius!
Sit down. Get ready. Sit down again!

The perfectly lying, lying bastad!
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Re: Crapshots general no.01

Postby DewMan001 » 26 Jun 2014, 07:14

Flewellyn wrote:John Cage's Fatality would be to stand there and do nothing for precisely 4 minutes and 33 seconds, after which the opponent kills himself out of boredom.


...I would personally argue boredom, but, whatevs.

But come on, Bird Cage is such a strong move.
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Re: Crapshots general no.01

Postby BlueChloroplast » 26 Jun 2014, 21:57

I was reading some of Mark Rosewater's columns. He was head judge for Unglued (in a chicken suit) and one of the overheard lines he quoted was "in response I remove my pants" (which must be due to the card that is unblockable if you are wearing denim (denimwalk)).

So yes, removing your pants is a viable magic tactic if only in a parody set.
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Re: Crapshots general no.01

Postby KnuckleSnackwich » 27 Jun 2014, 06:58

155 - For actual music that's kinda like that noise, perhaps a bit more structured, and pretty kickass, check out Venetian Snares. I particularly enjoyed the Chocolate Wheelchair album.
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Re: Crapshots general no.01

Postby Master Gunner » 27 Jun 2014, 07:56

Does removing ones pants occur at instant speed?
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Re: Crapshots general no.01

Postby My pseudonym is Ix » 27 Jun 2014, 08:44

Is instant speed greater or less than 7.31s?

And I happen to know he's trounced that record since then to around about 4s
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Re: Crapshots general no.01

Postby varmintx » 28 Jun 2014, 06:08

That is not proper speaker placement.

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