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Re: Crapshots - Volume 3

Posted: 31 Aug 2015, 11:11
by Nyctef
I loved Alex's delivery for the lawyer joke. Just totally spot-on :D

AdmiralMemo wrote:
coolbond wrote:where did Thing!Name come from exactly?
Fanfic, essentially. Something like discussing "Now I know canon!Draco is pretty evil. myFic!Draco is just misunderstood." You might see it around the forums in a differentiation such as how real!Graham vs. cH!Graham would approach something.


This is correct, but it actually goes way back to some old UNIX systems:
A simple UUCP mail address was formed from the adjacent machine name, an exclamation mark (often pronounced bang), followed by the user name on the adjacent machine. For example, the address barbox!user would refer to user user on adjacent machine barbox.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UUCP#Mail_routing

Re: Crapshots - Volume 3

Posted: 02 Sep 2015, 11:41
by Aviator Moonshine
Immortality or a normal life with kick-ass teeth?

The choices we have to make. :I

Re: Crapshots - Volume 3

Posted: 09 Sep 2015, 13:54
by ANeMzero
I'm disappointed that The Push did not address the inherent dangers of pushing people near stairs. Someone could have been seriously hurt!

What is the point of taking a hostage/prisoner if you end up cracking their skull open by accident?

Re: Crapshots - Volume 3

Posted: 10 Sep 2015, 10:24
by The Martini
Stingers seem to popping up on Crapshots more often now aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand now I have an AskLRR question. Crap, it'll probably be a long time until there's another one.

Re: Crapshots - Volume 3

Posted: 10 Sep 2015, 12:20
by Aviator Moonshine
I wish my wife was a wizard!

I wish my wife was my wife...

Re: Crapshots - Volume 3

Posted: 10 Sep 2015, 13:57
by mikeyjh
276--The Push--Kept me guessing.

277--The Lunch--Nice.

Re: Crapshots - Volume 3

Posted: 15 Sep 2015, 17:36
by reptile
...well. The Unboxing series certainly took a turn.

Re: Crapshots - Volume 3

Posted: 15 Sep 2015, 19:07
by mikeyjh
Crapshot #278 was bit disturbing.

Re: Crapshots - Volume 3

Posted: 15 Sep 2015, 19:59
by Cardshark
Well, I can honestly say that I was not expecting that out of the Unboxing series. Also, shouldn't that be number 278 instead of 270?

Re: Crapshots - Volume 3

Posted: 15 Sep 2015, 21:53
by vgmaster831
Poor Boxnard. :cry: I'm thinking he'll probably go all Liam Neeson with that box cutter. That wouldn't show up in his videos though; he's a professional.

Re: Crapshots - Volume 3

Posted: 16 Sep 2015, 02:53
by Clypheous
Is Boxnard now getting boxes from the mob or something?

Re: Crapshots - Volume 3

Posted: 16 Sep 2015, 04:43
by poopintheairtonight
When I packaged at amazon I tried to get as many things with fingers as I could to give the bird. There's nothing quite like knowing someone opened your box to find the thing they ordered flipping them off or attempting goatse.

Re: Crapshots - Volume 3

Posted: 16 Sep 2015, 06:10
by mikeyjh
I don't want to know.

Clypheous wrote:Is Boxnard now getting boxes from the mob or something?

Re: Crapshots - Volume 3

Posted: 16 Sep 2015, 11:08
by Jonci
Unboxing 4:
Okay, one of these. Wonder what the punchline will be.
"...they're still alive"
Nnnooooooo.
:( I expected mildly funny. It got dark very quickly.

Re: Crapshots - Volume 3

Posted: 17 Sep 2015, 16:59
by mikeyjh
#279 The Bop

Clearly defective or demonic

Re: Crapshots - Volume 3

Posted: 18 Sep 2015, 08:33
by Aviator Moonshine
I had the biggest WTF face when i saw the end of newest un-boxing video...

Who even came up with that idea...

:V

Re: Crapshots - Volume 3

Posted: 18 Sep 2015, 11:03
by The Martini
mikeyjh wrote:#279 The Bop

Clearly defective or demonic

Or made of delicious candy! Only one way to find out...

Re: Crapshots - Volume 3

Posted: 18 Sep 2015, 13:06
by mikeyjh
You go on right ahead. Tell me how that turns out for you.

The Martini wrote:
mikeyjh wrote:#279 The Bop

Clearly defective or demonic

Or made of delicious candy! Only one way to find out...

Re: Crapshots - Volume 3

Posted: 23 Sep 2015, 20:33
by The Martini
All that from "something that starts with M"

Re: Crapshots - Volume 3

Posted: 24 Sep 2015, 06:25
by coolbond
the bop is missing from the site and unboxing 4 says 270 instead of 278

Re: Crapshots - Volume 3

Posted: 25 Sep 2015, 00:23
by Robo4900
Was not expecting The Therapy to go where it did. XD

Re: Crapshots - Volume 3

Posted: 27 Sep 2015, 21:46
by theycallmejokke
I really feel Paul is dishing out some solid advice in the lates Crap Shot, Remeber kids if violence isn't solving your problems you simply not using enough of it. :twisted:

Re: Crapshots - Volume 3

Posted: 28 Sep 2015, 19:57
by bv310
I feel like many problems could be solved by beating someone about the head and taint.

Re: Crapshots - Volume 3

Posted: 01 Oct 2015, 15:20
by Lord Chrusher
Ah yes, the Canadian government making sure that you pay GST on your overseas orders.

Re: Crapshots - Volume 3

Posted: 02 Oct 2015, 03:55
by jkefka
Re: 283

This conversation has happened, somewhere, at some time. I am almost certain of it.