Perversion for Profit

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Perversion for Profit

Postby Graham » 09 Dec 2005, 17:40

In the proud LRR tradition of repurposing my school video projects for updates on slow weeks, we present this. The full version I made for class is over 18-minutes. Season 3 DVD extra? Perhaps.

We even had a video planned, but we couldn't find the props, couldn't get the location, and couldn't get ahold the actors (except Jer, who couldn't get ahold of me, because my cell phone was dead).

If you want a laugh (even though I used the best bits) check out the full "Perversion for Profit" on the Internet Archive. It's so good. And so intolerent. Two great tastes that taste great together.

Enjoy, and beware the homosexuals.

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Postby jess » 09 Dec 2005, 17:45

beautiful, graham. beautiful.
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Postby xgollum » 09 Dec 2005, 17:57

that was genius. I can't imagine how much archival crap you had to sit through (was that just two 'educational' films or more.

I was just waitng for it to all come back down to those damn commies. I wasn't disappointed.

Favorite part: That pervy looking homosexual. That was hysterical.

Was there anything in the original (I can't watch it at work) about how the blacks or the jews are ruining the country? It would seem fitting.

I say yay for the whole thing for the DVD extras, and I'd love to see you guys play around with it some more, maybe give it a LLR labs voice over in parts or something.

Great job Graham. You sure do some cool stuff for your video assignments.
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Postby Rhynome » 09 Dec 2005, 18:02

OH MY GOD, SAVE ME, PLEASE SAVE ME FROM THESE TWISTED, TORMENTED MINDS!

Hah, this is fucking great, in it's own way.

And I've seen that 'Beware of the Homosexual' one, it's absolutely hysterical. Has anybody got a link to it?
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Postby Armand » 09 Dec 2005, 18:54

Brilliant, Graham, simply brilliant.
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Postby Slick Rick » 09 Dec 2005, 20:45

fucking brilliant!!! they show that in high school. :lol:
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Postby Tensen01 » 09 Dec 2005, 20:46

That is F-ing brilliant man!! I love it... My favorite part is the fact that it all comes back to those evil commies!!!...

Oh and "George Putnam: An Outstanding News Reporter"

and the sickness of the mind lol...

you hafta put the full version on the DVD man... Kudos, your best in a while.
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Postby miakosummin » 09 Dec 2005, 21:34

"Sickness of the mind"...
I was laughing all throughout this.
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Postby umbrellaless » 09 Dec 2005, 22:28

...I...*spluter*...er...*coff*...it's...uh....

Holy GOD, the poor children of the fifties...

I'm interested to know how one can catch a chill from swimming during the first few days of menstruation. I mean...there are HYGENIC factors to consider, especially as the tampon didn't seem to have a presence (mommy, there's blood in the water! *eeewwwwww*)...but catching a cold because your uterus lining is dissolving? Does having your period make the air around you colder or something?

Well..I laughed...I recoiled in horror...all in all, good film Graham!
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Postby Andy » 10 Dec 2005, 00:08

Good God, G. :D
That must have taken you weeks to edit.
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Postby HockeyEngineer » 10 Dec 2005, 00:20

Isn't it just great that half of those movies contradict the other half? And face it, there's only one way to surmount such a contradiction... blame the Communists! 'Cause after all, what good have they done?

Good compilation... must've taken you a while to make, with liquefied caffeine as your only friend.

I'd have to say my favourite bit was right at the end: "Hello there, I'm unnatural. Hello there, I'm perverted. Hello there, I'm evil. I'm George Putnam (outstanding news reporter)." ... as if that was a good thing.
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Postby dill » 10 Dec 2005, 00:43

Up to the highest standards, as per usual graham:D
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Postby subterratigress » 10 Dec 2005, 05:07

Woah... okay, didn't we just have a movie a few weeks ago where Kathleen was ranting about female comedians concentrating on 'that' part of the body? I think every here knows all they want to about that subject... And yes, the hygenic aspects are the reason why one wouldn't go swimming...

I did love the bit at the end, though... "I'm perverted. I'm evil." Great ending, but not something I would watch again...
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Postby Joseph Duchesne » 10 Dec 2005, 05:11

subterratigress wrote:Woah... okay, didn't we just have a movie a few weeks ago where Kathleen was ranting about female comedians concentrating on 'that' part of the body? I think every here knows all they want to about that subject... And yes, the hygenic aspects are the reason why one wouldn't go swimming...

I did love the bit at the end, though... "I'm perverted. I'm evil." Great ending, but not something I would watch again...


I agree with beautiful on that one...

It had its moments but it wasn't as great as the superman one.
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Postby subterratigress » 10 Dec 2005, 05:12

Joseph Duchesne wrote:I agree with beautiful on that one...



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Nice!

Postby MRB » 10 Dec 2005, 11:04

I've always dug the video mash up thing.
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Postby JesterJ. » 10 Dec 2005, 12:45

Yeah, I liked it pretty well. It was enjoyable, I may watch it again but probably not. MORE SHEER STUPIDITY :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
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Postby Friv » 10 Dec 2005, 12:46

Wha... buh... guh...

:lol:

Hilarious. ;)
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Postby sofaeater » 10 Dec 2005, 15:42

I am so glad you put this up on this website, Graham. It shockingly yet smartly teaches us the evils of perversion and homosexuality. We all still should realize that the Soviets are secretly insidiously perverting our youth. This is by far one of the most necessary and enlightening films of our time.
However, I was perfectly offended when you made George Putnam say "I'm unnatural. I'm perverted." How could you disgrace such a benevolent authority? For that, my level of respect has gone down for you.
But overall, I'm glad you found this educational film so that one day our youth will be a clean generation, fit to raise authority-respecting families and good christian children.
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Postby Tapir12 » 11 Dec 2005, 04:04

It's so small, you might need a microscope to see it!

This one had a couple of good laughs. I'm not a huge fan of the old 50's footage videos, but I did chuckle quite a few times.
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Postby rom_ripper » 11 Dec 2005, 05:20

either you have too much time on your hands, or you have an eye for comedy. graham you have done it agin.
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Postby Patty McPat » 12 Dec 2005, 05:39

All I can say is...Communist Masters of Deceit...LOL!!! :lol:

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Postby Under13 » 12 Dec 2005, 07:39

Very well done, Graham. Resplendent.

This will be circulated among many of my perverse friends.
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Postby Friv » 13 Dec 2005, 22:55

rom_ripper wrote:either you have too much time on your hands, or you have an eye for comedy.


Can't it be both?
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Postby rom_ripper » 14 Dec 2005, 05:34

yeah, i am sure he has all the time in the world to improve his eye.
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