HAAAAAAAAARGH! Joining forums is MANLY! (I'm not quite so sure about thread necromancy, though.
Given that Manliness is in direct proportion to Largeliness, I've actually been thinking of throwing a few suggestions around for ideas for MAN-COOKING!
(And this seemed like the best place to do it, if it's going to be an Escapist thing, as opposed to a side skit for LRR.
I found this on the BBC, and thought about how to make it MANLIER!http://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/3925 ... ed-chicken
Obviously chicken is just not big, and therefore not MANLY enough. Scale it up to use TURKEY!!!
This would probably be done by cooking a turkey crown, slicing off both breasts. (Liking breasts is MANLY!) Slice up the goat's cheese and fill the middle of the breasts with the cheese (Double entendres are manly, too!)
I also thought there could be a reprise of bacon weaving in order to create a suitably MANLY bacon wrap.
Obviously there's a lack of chili, garlic and whatnot, although there is seasoning (I mean SEASONING!) but I'm sure it can be thrown in there somewhere...
"When I was a cop I never killed anyone. My pimp hand was weak. But now... Now I know it's name. Leeroy. Leeroy Jenkins." [Hellsing Abridged]