Man Cooking: Meatshroom

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Re: Man Cooking: Meatshroom

Postby xe2k7 » 28 Feb 2010, 21:11

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Re: Man Cooking: Meatshroom

Postby strangejet » 02 Mar 2010, 09:53

In the vein of 'what can they make that is more manly?', in Australia we have many fine and interesting native animals.
And we eat them.
WE EAT ALL OF THEM.
I therefore suggest a Man Cooking where you eat a national beast. A moose, perhaps?
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Re: Man Cooking: Meatshroom

Postby Constantine » 04 Mar 2010, 16:04

http://i.imgur.com/kzoxU.jpg
I'd say that this is a rather manly meal.
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Re: Man Cooking: Meatshroom

Postby Ottoman » 04 Mar 2010, 18:04

What in the goddamned net have you done? I think some people's hearts stopped just from their looking at that picture.

And how many MAN-hours did it take to eat that? (For reference, one MAN-hour is equal to 10 man-hours.)
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Re: Man Cooking: Meatshroom

Postby the amativeness » 04 Mar 2010, 18:38

Ottoman wrote:What in the goddamned net have you done? I think some people's hearts stopped just from their looking at that picture.

And how many MAN-hours did it take to eat that? (For reference, one MAN-hour is equal to 10 man-hours.)


Umm... that picture has been posted, multiple times, in the Iron Stomach thread. It's not new. How are you surprised?
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Re: Man Cooking: Meatshroom

Postby Nevrmore » 04 Mar 2010, 18:39

I'm going to take a wild guess here - and maybe I'm just crazy - but I assume he's surprised because he didn't read the Iron Stomach thread and thus hasn't seen the picture?
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Re: Man Cooking: Meatshroom

Postby Ottoman » 04 Mar 2010, 19:15

Yes, I'm so sorry, Mr. I-have-over-1000-posts. How could I have been so ignorant? Making a comment on the picture in this thread was way out of line; I should have read through all of the other thread, even though I don't find it interesting.

Silly me. :roll:
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Re: Man Cooking: Meatshroom

Postby Angnor » 04 Mar 2010, 20:52

OK, try it one more time, Ottoman, but this time with feeling... I didn't really hear the sarcasm come through enough...

Sorry. :P

That said, was this something someone here (Constantine?) made, or is it just some pics from the internets?
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Re: Man Cooking: Meatshroom

Postby Master Gunner » 04 Mar 2010, 20:55

Just some pics from the internets as far as I know, I think a link to the original site was posted once (probably was thisiswhyyourefat.com though).
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Re: Man Cooking: Meatshroom

Postby keswickgallagher » 05 Mar 2010, 01:02

Would manly Desert be not having and Cream because it's GOOEY! and Sticking a Live cow into a Pie! and then eating the Pie after cutting it up with your loins!
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Re: Man Cooking: Meatshroom

Postby Kid killer mcgee » 07 Apr 2010, 06:30

we gave this one a go too MEATSHROOM!
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notice extra bacon weave for awesome/win

Also MANLY!
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Re: Man Cooking: Meatshroom

Postby Tim » 07 Apr 2010, 07:02

Awesome!
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Re: Man Cooking: Meatshroom

Postby wartjr2373 » 07 Apr 2010, 09:09

When I saw this thread re-emerge I thought "Why did Tim necro-bump this?" but then I saw the awesome. How did it taste?

P.S. I know Tim didn't bump the thread, but it looked like it when I saw that his was the most recent post
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Re: Man Cooking: Meatshroom

Postby Emperor Gum » 07 Apr 2010, 11:42

Kid killer mcgee wrote:Also MANLY!
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I am impressed by the ratio of ladies to other ladies in this picture. Well done, Man.
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Re: Man Cooking: Meatshroom

Postby Graham » 07 Apr 2010, 23:16

Wow. Well played, all of you!
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Re: Man Cooking: Meatshroom

Postby Ed. » 10 Apr 2010, 11:47

my friend who I sent this video to is now planning to make a meatshroon advice on getting a non geek to come on here and post pics plus it will be funny to see a woman attempt man cooking
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Postby Tim » 10 Apr 2010, 12:17

Getting her to post the results here is all on you, Ed! : )
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Re: Man Cooking: Meatshroom

Postby Diabloakuma » 11 Apr 2010, 09:56

I have a minor suggestion for the next man cooking, which requires no cooking at all. Yesterday I went to my local McDonalds after watching Gigantor. I was obviously really craving a manly burger but was being lazy about it. Therefore I spent $29.37 on a custom double big mac burger meal. Because laziness and procrastination are manly I would like to see what the chef of man cooking can do at his McDonalds before they simply decline.
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Re: Man Cooking: Meatshroom

Postby ThrashJazzAssassin » 13 Apr 2010, 09:49

Best Man Cooking intro ever! And as ever, some great lines on the subject of manliness. Though I think some are recycled from previous Man Cookings - is that to introduce Escapees to the concept, or pure laziness on Morgan's part?
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Re: Man Cooking: Meatshroom

Postby Ed. » 18 Apr 2010, 12:03

Diabloakuma wrote:I have a minor suggestion for the next man cooking, which requires no cooking at all. Yesterday I went to my local McDonalds after watching Gigantor. I was obviously really craving a manly burger but was being lazy about it. Therefore I spent $29.37 on a custom double big mac burger meal. Because laziness and procrastination are manly I would like to see what the chef of man cooking can do at his McDonalds before they simply decline.
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That would be a good sheer stupidity see how stupid an order you can actually make without being refused. Might be a bit to similar to kathleens chicken dicken though
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Re: Man Cooking: Meatshroom

Postby Diabloakuma » 23 Apr 2010, 14:49

True enough, had some chest pains later in the week. It shall be the McSuicide! HAAAH! lol
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Re: Man Cooking: Meatshroom

Postby Pigmy Wurm » 04 Jun 2010, 17:11

the more I watch these the more I feel someone needs to get Morgan a show on the food network, or a very weird restaurant.
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Re: Man Cooking: Meatshroom

Postby ZanJay » 16 Jun 2010, 06:20

It was a good episode and idea about the tips for the man if he wants to cook. This might help many who need to know some official recommendation for cooking. This one shows the process of good man in cooking.
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Re: Man Cooking: Meatshroom

Postby hamsterhotep » 21 Feb 2011, 09:12

*checks notes*

HAAAAAAAAARGH! Joining forums is MANLY! (I'm not quite so sure about thread necromancy, though.

Given that Manliness is in direct proportion to Largeliness, I've actually been thinking of throwing a few suggestions around for ideas for MAN-COOKING!

(And this seemed like the best place to do it, if it's going to be an Escapist thing, as opposed to a side skit for LRR.

I found this on the BBC, and thought about how to make it MANLIER!

http://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/3925 ... ed-chicken

Obviously chicken is just not big, and therefore not MANLY enough. Scale it up to use TURKEY!!!

This would probably be done by cooking a turkey crown, slicing off both breasts. (Liking breasts is MANLY!) Slice up the goat's cheese and fill the middle of the breasts with the cheese (Double entendres are manly, too!)

I also thought there could be a reprise of bacon weaving in order to create a suitably MANLY bacon wrap.

Obviously there's a lack of chili, garlic and whatnot, although there is seasoning (I mean SEASONING!) but I'm sure it can be thrown in there somewhere...
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Re: Man Cooking: Meatshroom

Postby Blu » 24 Feb 2011, 22:47

Oh. Wow.

I can truly say that I love all your Man-Cooking episodes, and I have to ask - can I get these recipes? I would LOVE to make all these delicious meals sometime, even if I might die from the intense amounts of grease. But that's MANLY, right? XD

Very well played, gentlemen. I await another Man Cooking session. <3
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