Ways to Whiten Your Teeth

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Ways to Whiten Your Teeth

Postby Matt » 22 Aug 2011, 08:21

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Re: Ways to Whiten Your Teeth

Postby Jamfalcon » 22 Aug 2011, 08:25

No reference to Toothy Smile? I'm shocked! :shock:

That said, I still thought it was one of the funnier X ways to Y I can recall. :)
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Re: Ways to Whiten Your Teeth

Postby Yaxley » 22 Aug 2011, 08:39

Whoa, was that a box of Netrunner cards in the background of the Eat White Foods scene?

Either way, now I want marshmallows.
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Re: Ways to Whiten Your Teeth

Postby iamafish » 22 Aug 2011, 08:44

so, two weeks after a cH about making a x ways to y featuring only Matt, we get an x ways to y, featuring only Matt (mostly).

I call shenanigans.
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Re: Ways to Whiten Your Teeth

Postby The Mimm » 22 Aug 2011, 08:49

I'm sorry, but uploading a video about tooth colouration teh week after Graham and Kathleen visit England? I can't help but read into that, guys. And I'm not amused.

You know, apart from the part were the video was incredibly amusing.
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Re: Ways to Whiten Your Teeth

Postby Geoff_B » 22 Aug 2011, 09:33

Great :D Just needed one thing:

Wub wubuwubuwub wub wub wub wub wubuwubuwub wub wub wub etc :D
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Re: Ways to Whiten Your Teeth

Postby Vigafre » 22 Aug 2011, 09:48

I honestly expected the stinger to be "DON'T TAKE MY GODDAMN TOOTHPASTE".
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Re: Ways to Whiten Your Teeth

Postby The Mimm » 22 Aug 2011, 09:52

Vigafre wrote:I honestly expected the stinger to be "DON'T TAKE MY GODDAMN TOOTHPASTE".


I did not even think of that. That would have been amazing.
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Re: Ways to Whiten Your Teeth

Postby Geoff_B » 22 Aug 2011, 09:54

From the pictures on those adverts aren't they just fake nails glued over teeth? Why such a big box?
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Re: Ways to Whiten Your Teeth

Postby Nirvana » 22 Aug 2011, 10:26

Or the LRR dental association! ( I can't remember the exact name they were given). Also, where were the sound effects to go along with the Sam Raimi?

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Re: Ways to Whiten Your Teeth

Postby Graham » 22 Aug 2011, 10:39

The Mimm wrote:I'm sorry, but uploading a video about tooth colouration teh week after Graham and Kathleen visit England? I can't help but read into that, guys. And I'm not amused.

Hey, they shot that while we were away, and James thought of it well before we left.

If you're reading into it... maybe that says something about you?
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Re: Ways to Whiten Your Teeth

Postby The Mimm » 22 Aug 2011, 10:52

Probably.
But at this point, do you really expect your fans *not* to read too far into things?
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Re: Ways to Whiten Your Teeth

Postby SilPho » 22 Aug 2011, 11:27

Sam Raimi: Actually effective this time.

(Fun fact: The spelling suggestion for "Raimi" is "Raiment", a former Phaihaus Word of the Day)
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Re: Ways to Whiten Your Teeth

Postby Vigafre » 22 Aug 2011, 11:58

Raimi has been effective before. Maybe not the most practical, though.
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Re: Ways to Whiten Your Teeth

Postby NotAwesomeAtAll » 22 Aug 2011, 13:11

Was that a reference to the December 17, 2004 LRR episode Last Minute in the "Click on those Tooth Whitening Ads" part. If so, is it sad that I know that.
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Re: Ways to Whiten Your Teeth

Postby Vigafre » 22 Aug 2011, 13:14

Just realized this, but does this video solidify Ashley as "Delivery Person" now?

Maybe I missed a video.
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Re: Ways to Whiten Your Teeth

Postby Geoff_B » 22 Aug 2011, 13:19

Oh yeah I'm curious now. Does Matt actually smoke or was that some form of herbal cigar thing?
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Re: Ways to Whiten Your Teeth

Postby Terminus » 22 Aug 2011, 14:24

I thought the best bit of that video was at the beginning, when Matt's gargling with "bleach", and he does so for the longest time before finally keeling over...:D

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Re: Ways to Whiten Your Teeth

Postby theDreamer » 22 Aug 2011, 14:36

The mentos and coke didn't work because you did it backwards.

Your saliva dissolves the coating, which is what causes the reaction.
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Re: Ways to Whiten Your Teeth

Postby Graham » 22 Aug 2011, 14:37

theDreamer wrote:The mentos and coke didn't work because you did it backwards.

Your saliva dissolves the coating, which is what causes the reaction.

That's what I thought they'd done wrong when I watched it.
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Re: Ways to Whiten Your Teeth

Postby auberginequeen » 22 Aug 2011, 14:48

Don't mean to be a pedant here but you're missing the I in "whiten" on the "videos" page.

Just thought you should know.

And of course, you guys are as amusing as always.
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Re: Ways to Whiten Your Teeth

Postby WBAGNR » 22 Aug 2011, 15:32

I can't tell from the video, did Matt actually put 'correction fluid' on his tooth? If so, I presume it was actually correction fluid?
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Re: Ways to Whiten Your Teeth

Postby duw » 22 Aug 2011, 16:14

I immediately thought of OCD woman from that bloody gum commercial. I think it's Crest. Most annoying commercial on my list currently.
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Re: Ways to Whiten Your Teeth

Postby Valliac » 22 Aug 2011, 17:31

Please use the "Fix it in post" image of yourself as your avatar, Matt.

Please. That grin.
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Re: Ways to Whiten Your Teeth

Postby War Monkey782 » 22 Aug 2011, 20:24

The second I saw toothpaste I immediately thought "Son of a bitch!"
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