Ways to Whiten Your Teeth

[Matt]

All viable possibilities. Viable, but maybe not ideal.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/loadingreadyrun/3934-Ways-to-Whiten-Your-Teeth

-m

[Jamfalcon]

No reference to Toothy Smile? I'm shocked!

That said, I still thought it was one of the funnier X ways to Y I can recall.

[Yaxley]

Whoa, was that a box of Netrunner cards in the background of the Eat White Foods scene?

Either way, now I want marshmallows.

[iamafish]

so, two weeks after a cH about making a x ways to y featuring only Matt, we get an x ways to y, featuring only Matt (mostly).

I call shenanigans.

[The Mimm]

I'm sorry, but uploading a video about tooth colouration teh week after Graham and Kathleen visit England? I can't help but read into that, guys. And I'm not amused.

You know, apart from the part were the video was incredibly amusing.

[Geoff_B]

Great Just needed one thing:

Wub wubuwubuwub wub wub wub wub wubuwubuwub wub wub wub etc

[Vigafre]

I honestly expected the stinger to be "DON'T TAKE MY GODDAMN TOOTHPASTE".

[The Mimm]

I honestly expected the stinger to be "DON'T TAKE MY GODDAMN TOOTHPASTE".

I did not even think of that. That would have been amazing.

[Geoff_B]

From the pictures on those adverts aren't they just fake nails glued over teeth? Why such a big box?

[Nirvana]

Or the LRR dental association! ( I can't remember the exact name they were given). Also, where were the sound effects to go along with the Sam Raimi?

Great X ways to Y!

[Graham]

I'm sorry, but uploading a video about tooth colouration teh week after Graham and Kathleen visit England? I can't help but read into that, guys. And I'm not amused.

Hey, they shot that while we were away, and James thought of it well before we left.

If you're reading into it... maybe that says something about you?
HMMMM!?

[The Mimm]

Probably.
But at this point, do you really expect your fans *not* to read too far into things?

[SilPho]

Sam Raimi: Actually effective this time.

(Fun fact: The spelling suggestion for "Raimi" is "Raiment", a former Phaihaus Word of the Day)

[Vigafre]

Raimi has been effective before. Maybe not the most practical, though.

[NotAwesomeAtAll]

Was that a reference to the December 17, 2004 LRR episode Last Minute in the "Click on those Tooth Whitening Ads" part. If so, is it sad that I know that.

[Vigafre]

Just realized this, but does this video solidify Ashley as "Delivery Person" now?

Maybe I missed a video.

[Geoff_B]

Oh yeah I'm curious now. Does Matt actually smoke or was that some form of herbal cigar thing?

[Terminus]

I thought the best bit of that video was at the beginning, when Matt's gargling with "bleach", and he does so for the longest time before finally keeling over...

Don't try this at home, kids!

[theDreamer]

The mentos and coke didn't work because you did it backwards.

Your saliva dissolves the coating, which is what causes the reaction.

[Graham]

The mentos and coke didn't work because you did it backwards.

Your saliva dissolves the coating, which is what causes the reaction.

That's what I thought they'd done wrong when I watched it.
Oh well.

[auberginequeen]

Don't mean to be a pedant here but you're missing the I in "whiten" on the "videos" page.

Just thought you should know.

And of course, you guys are as amusing as always.

[WBAGNR]

I can't tell from the video, did Matt actually put 'correction fluid' on his tooth? If so, I presume it was actually correction fluid?

[duw]

I immediately thought of OCD woman from that bloody gum commercial. I think it's Crest. Most annoying commercial on my list currently.

[Valliac]

Please use the "Fix it in post" image of yourself as your avatar, Matt.

Please. That grin.

[War Monkey782]

The second I saw toothpaste I immediately thought "Son of a bitch!"