Suspiciously Good Movers

[ElementalAlchemist]

"We don't have a teleporter, so just chill the hell out about it." This, my friends, is a slogan suitable for any company. Especially one that doesn't, in any way, have a teleporter. In fact, this should be the slogan for such a company.
The "gradually increasing suspicion" type of episodes are great. This one, All The Little People, etc. This one was quite hilarious. Great job. ^_^

Also, I love the LoadingReadyLabs music, so it's always welcome.

[concupiscentcrustacean]

around 1 50, when the music cuts out. SO GOOD.

[Slack Mesa]

"We don't have a teleporter, so just chill the hell out about it." This, my friends, is a slogan suitable for any company. Especially one that doesn't, in any way, have a teleporter. In fact, this should be the slogan for such a company.

Oh my, yes! I think you've just invented a revolution in advertising.

"Toothy Smile: Your trusted choice in non-teleportation!"

"MegaBurger: over 40 billion served, and not one teleporter!"

"Here at Bob's Nursery School and Wood Chipper Rental, there is absolutely no danger of your toddler falling into a teleporter."

[Ahlir]

Paul! And Paul. Also, Paul.

That was the main theme for a dream I had last night...

[RedNightmare]

Wait, Kate did both Boom AND was in the sketch? Well thats just impossible, unless they have a, you know, teleporter.

[the_lone_bard]

...Clone army of Kate's. Dear God.

Also, was it just me or was Paul really short in this video? Desertbus gave me the impression he was the second tallest...

Also also, This video was inspired by Cave Johnson. I just realised that. and I love it.

[Triangular]

Awesome vid guys, I liked it a lot. Especially the part after the credits (the stinger?)

[Graham]

Stinger is the correct term

[Vigafre]

@bard: I'm pretty sure Paul's the second shortest.

[ElementalAlchemist]

I'm still left to wonder what would cause Staggeringly Fast Movers to decide to make and release an ad about the non-existence of teleporters in the first place.

[iamafish]

I think that's part of the joke, as is the fact that, whenever G* denies anything, someone or something gainsays it. It's almost making fun of that sort of humour by having it be so formulaic.

[ElementalAlchemist]

It is, and I agree, but I mean before that. Why is Staggeringly Fast Movers making an ad about not having a teleporter?

[iamafish]

exactly. It makes no sense in the first place, which adds to the ridiculousness of it all, and makes it even more funny.

[CSt]

Well when you have to deny having a teleporter every day to different people, you would want to cut the discussions short.
After the ad you are the guys without teleporter.

[Vigafre]

They're making an ad denying their use of teleporters, because some of their clients believe they use teleporters.

Obviously, SFM is just not good at ads.

Edit: Stupid me not pre-reading my posts.

[RytelCSF]

Well then maybe they need to bring in some advertising consultants. I'm sure they could do it quickly, what with all the teleporters they don't have.

[TorachiKatashi]

"We don't have a teleporter, so just chill the hell out about it, alright?" needs to be a t-shirt in some way, shape, or form. I would buy that t-shirt, even if the shipping to get it here would cost more than the shirt itself. Not like you guys could teleport it or anything.

[MattAn]

exactly. It makes no sense in the first place, which adds to the ridiculousness of it all, and makes it even more funny.

Ridiculousness? In a LoadingReadyRun video? NEVER!

[Aydin225]

so wait, I'm confused. Do they have a teleporter or not?

[Ororon]

so wait, I'm confused. Do they have a teleporter or not?

Yes

[Vigafre]

I don't know why I made this.


Click for embiggening.


I was trying to base the font of a certain style of shirt, but I couldn't find it. Close examples are here:
http://www.bustedtees.com/reelectnucky
http://www.bustedtees.com/urbanachievers

[iamafish]

I really want that on a T shirt

[Keab42]

There should be a portal either side of the middle guy with him half in either side.

[tamaness]

I see the long-standing tradition of filming at 3AM has returned.

[Graham]

I see the long-standing tradition of filming at 3AM has returned.

This was like, 7:00 in the evening.
It gets dark here.