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Re: Cruising

Postby plummeting_sloth » 21 Feb 2012, 18:21

Now I want them to do a bit with gay cruising in the forest.

"Here for the breathtaking view of this gorge and all it's environs... or gay sex?"

"Well... the first, honestly. But I really can't say for certain where the inspiration from this place will take me."
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Re: Cruising

Postby Graham » 21 Feb 2012, 19:13

The "forest" quip is a joke for locals.
There's a known spot in a park downtown called... well... it's a forest, the name is alliterative, and shan't be repeateded here.

I believe its denizens named it themselves, so, there's that at least.
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Re: Cruising

Postby tak197 » 21 Feb 2012, 19:20

Rikadyn wrote:And I am officially not going to use any bathroom on campus short of having explosive diarrhea, ever.


Hey, that's not necessary!

Because while I have not personally used it for sex or anything, there are cruising websites that list all of the local spots nearby. If you can get past the "oh God why this is so creepy ewwww" part, look one of them up, and you can see which ones are safe.

Also, easy rule of thumb that this video pretty much points out: if it is in a busy and very commonly used building, chances are there won't be any cruising until the later hours. On university campuses, this is often when classes are mostly over, at around 6:30pm.

Again, I have done the research portion, not the practical portion.
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Re: Cruising

Postby Vigafre » 21 Feb 2012, 19:24

The name can't be too bad, it's just a fucking forest.

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Edit: Now that I think about it, I think I just realized what Graham was hinting at. I'd retool my joke, but I can't think of anything.
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Re: Cruising

Postby tamaness » 21 Feb 2012, 19:29

tak197 wrote:Again, I have done the research portion, not the practical portion.


so you'd say you haven't completed the practicum?
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Re: Cruising

Postby JustAName » 21 Feb 2012, 20:29

This was... excellent. Also, Matt, that newspost is the reason we love you guys. The fact that you will do jokes about this, but do them right, and that you care is... well, it's nice. :)
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Re: Cruising

Postby Geoff_B » 22 Feb 2012, 00:40

It would have been funny to have had a bit of a crossover with the Dead Island Unskippable, at the point where the guy goes into the ladies' room and said something like "Oh here's the female cruising bathroom" :D

Do you ever consider crossing over jokes like that or do you like to keep them separate so people don't need to see one to understand the other?
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Re: Cruising

Postby Lord Chrusher » 22 Feb 2012, 02:54

Master Gunner wrote:Alex has also been featured heavily in slashfics.


Also in the Season One video 'Ways to Make Someone Leave a Room'.
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Re: Cruising

Postby Vigafre » 22 Feb 2012, 09:46

There's also Jer's latent homosexuality.
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Re: Cruising

Postby Zethyr » 23 Feb 2012, 18:12

Vigafre wrote:There's also Jer's latent homosexuality.

Don't you mean his latent desire to be a duck?
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Re: Cruising

Postby Zivlok » 24 Feb 2012, 01:08

Just dropping in the forums for the first time in forever to say that I really enjoyed this one, my favorite LRR sketch in a few weeks. I commend the crew on handling the whole thing very well, making it very, VERY funny, but only in terms of the ludicrous situation and logic used therein, and not "LOL IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THEY ARE TEH GAY". Not that I would think LRR would do that, but still, it's a hard line to walk, and was done very, very well. (Also Friday Nights was awesome but that's a different thread)
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Re: Cruising

Postby Metcarfre » 25 Feb 2012, 13:31

Lord Chrusher wrote:
Graham wrote:@Psyclone
Personal experience? No.
Does this happen at UVic? Men's room, basement of the Elliot building, tech wing. I have this on good authority, but never investigated myself for reasons which should be self-explanatory.


I have also head that rumour. Since they Elliot building is the physics building, I did a physics degree and that bathroom is only one students are supposed to use in that part of the building I have used it on numerous occasions. I never had anyone preposition sex or see anyone that seem to be cruising; almost always I was the only person in there. There is a sign on the door say that the bathroom is frequently patrolled though.

Confirmed thricely. I actually was confronted by Campus Security in there once. Not only is it the well-known cruising bathroom, but also has been known for drug deals/consumption (not pot, obviously) and also has had a number of rapes and/or sexual assaults of various gender combinations reported.

Why was Graham out of focus in this one?
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Re: Cruising

Postby Drinnik » 25 Feb 2012, 13:44

To be true to life; everyone knows gays can't be caught on camera.

Or is that vampires?
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Re: Cruising

Postby AlexanderDitto » 27 Feb 2012, 20:16

Zethyr wrote:
Vigafre wrote:There's also Jer's latent homosexuality.

Don't you mean his latent desire to be a duck?


(It's a reference to Season 4'sPull Yourself Together, though it seems to be offline at the moment.)
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Re: Cruising

Postby tamaness » 28 Feb 2012, 10:23

AlexanderDitto wrote:
Zethyr wrote:
Vigafre wrote:There's also Jer's latent homosexuality.

Don't you mean his latent desire to be a duck?


(It's a reference to Season 4'sPull Yourself Together, though it seems to be offline at the moment.)


Available here.

note: This is exactly why I'm doing that whole video availability thing.
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Re: Cruising

Postby BlitzRunner27 » 16 Mar 2012, 13:30

This is one of my new favorite videos. VERY well handled, and as a member of the male homosexual community I can safely say that it wasn't even a little bit offensive (I know many before me have said this as well, but I figured I would throw in my two cents anyways). I'm quite happy to see some "gay humor" that hasn't devolved to simply "LOL gay buttseks is funny hurrrr". Bravo.
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