The Birds, the bees, and the bears

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Re: The Birds, the bees, and the bears

Postby pokute » 15 Oct 2012, 17:11

I read, "and the bears," in the title, and instantly knew Kathleen wrote this. Needless to say, I was not disappoint, not one bit.

Bravo.
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Re: The Birds, the bees, and the bears

Postby Foxmar » 15 Oct 2012, 17:15

I'm hoping that leather thing isn't part of Grahams regular attire.
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Re: The Birds, the bees, and the bears

Postby phlip » 15 Oct 2012, 18:40

Foxmar wrote:I'm hoping that leather thing isn't part of Grahams regular attire.

Well, when was the last time you saw Graham topless and he wasn't wearing it?
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Re: The Birds, the bees, and the bears

Postby Foxmar » 15 Oct 2012, 18:50

Good point... So many questions now.
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Re: The Birds, the bees, and the bears

Postby CaptainEnder7 » 15 Oct 2012, 19:08

Graham wrote:
Lord Hosk wrote:My question, How uncomfortable was it for Kate?
I think the worst part for her was helping me into that leather thing.

:?


That is not a sentence I ever expected to hear.

Awesome video though! Can't wait for the Loading Time.
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Re: The Birds, the bees, and the bears

Postby robothero » 15 Oct 2012, 19:57

I knew the parents would have some kind of ulterior motive, but I didn't guess what it was until they said.
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Re: The Birds, the bees, and the bears

Postby Lord Hosk » 15 Oct 2012, 20:01

My first suspicion was "son you are in college now, I time of experimentation, your mother an I ran out of weed what do you have?"

The title didn't even register until about half way through and I thought "oh thats right birds and Bees. I saw Bees and bears and just made a jump to Commodore Hustle.
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Re: The Birds, the bees, and the bears

Postby Jamfalcon » 15 Oct 2012, 20:38

phlip wrote:
Foxmar wrote:I'm hoping that leather thing isn't part of Grahams regular attire.

Well, when was the last time you saw Graham topless and he wasn't wearing it?

About two months ago, when I rewatched this. That said, maybe he just doesn't wear it in the shower... hmm....
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Re: The Birds, the bees, and the bears

Postby nicholasmc1 » 15 Oct 2012, 20:42

The second bondage was mentioned I knew Kathleen wrote this.... awesome video guys :)
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Re: The Birds, the bees, and the bears

Postby Foxmar » 15 Oct 2012, 21:16

Been trying to turn some of my friends onto LRR for a little while now, I showed one of them this one today and now he is watching some other stuff on his own. Successful conversion!
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Re: The Birds, the bees, and the bears

Postby Nanosauromo » 15 Oct 2012, 22:05

I did not notice any bears in that video.

phlip wrote:
Foxmar wrote:I'm hoping that leather thing isn't part of Grahams regular attire.

Well, when was the last time you saw Graham topless and he wasn't wearing it?


Hot Water At PAX?
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Re: The Birds, the bees, and the bears

Postby Foxmar » 15 Oct 2012, 22:10

Nanosauromo wrote:I did not notice any bears in that video.

phlip wrote:
Foxmar wrote:I'm hoping that leather thing isn't part of Grahams regular attire.

Well, when was the last time you saw Graham topless and he wasn't wearing it?


Hot Water At PAX?


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Re: The Birds, the bees, and the bears

Postby nicholasmc1 » 15 Oct 2012, 22:17

Nanosauromo wrote:I did not notice any bears in that video.


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Re: The Birds, the bees, and the bears

Postby Slack Mesa » 15 Oct 2012, 22:50

This year's Desert Bus is going to get awkward when the good doctors LRR start taking challenge suggestions from viewers.

"A hundred dollars for caramelldansen? Yeah, we'll do that."
"Fifty dollars for an acapella dubstep version of Still Alive? Sure!"
"Five dollars to probe Graham with a zucchini. Okay!"
"Two dollars to probe Graham with a zucchini again? NO! We have our standards! Five dollars minimum for vegetable violations."
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Re: The Birds, the bees, and the bears

Postby Foxmar » 15 Oct 2012, 22:54

Slack Mesa wrote:This year's Desert Bus is going to get awkward when the good doctors LRR start taking challenge suggestions from viewers.

"A hundred dollars for caramelldansen? Yeah, we'll do that."
"Fifty dollars for an acapella dubstep version of Still Alive? Sure!"
"Five dollars to probe Graham with a zucchini. Okay!"
"Two dollars to probe Graham with a zucchini again? NO! We have our standards! Five dollars minimum for vegetable violations."


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Re: The Birds, the bees, and the bears

Postby Jerk » 15 Oct 2012, 23:00

Is it wrong that at the end of this video my first thought was "Wow, they really will make a very cute old couple".
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Re: The Birds, the bees, and the bears

Postby semysane » 15 Oct 2012, 23:06

I love how mum and dad have Soundwave on display in the hall.
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Re: The Birds, the bees, and the bears

Postby Cybertrash » 16 Oct 2012, 01:14

Steamcastle wrote:good tame video, I mean there is this thing called the internet, if you go looking for weird stuff on it well the things in this video are nothing.

why do people thing just because you 27 and have no personal experience with the birds and the bees, that you are religious, saving your self, or not interested.


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Re: The Birds, the bees, and the bears

Postby The Mimm » 16 Oct 2012, 01:43

And now, a reactions transcript:

"Sometimes you can put your penis in a girl's anu-"
OHIMUMWHATAGREATTIMEFORYOUTOWALKINTOMYROOM, WHAT,ME,NOI'MNOTDOINGANYTHINGHOWAREYOU?

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Re: The Birds, the bees, and the bears

Postby Lyinginbedmon » 16 Oct 2012, 02:19

I think my parents would react rather a lot more calmly to the video. My mum might do a quick double-take but she's familiar enough with my LRR fandom to realise what was going on soon enough. My dad would probably be very much the "get in there" portion of Graham's performance.

Thankfully I've never been exposed to this sort of discussion, though given their somewhat carefree conduct over the years I'm not sure how much worse it could be...
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Re: The Birds, the bees, and the bears

Postby DuelLadyS » 16 Oct 2012, 07:39

So, I have this friend. She was seeing a guy who lived cross-country, and had flown over to spend a week or two with him a couple times. He recently moved to our area and they got an apartment together. Her stepmom decided that, just before she moved out, was a good time for 'the talk'. She's 26... and a diehard Sonic nut. I'M MAKING HER WATCH THIS.
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Re: The Birds, the bees, and the bears

Postby Lumar » 16 Oct 2012, 11:45

Kathleen I have to say that this was your best work to date. My favorite part had to of been the little walk towards camera at the end, I almost fell off my chair laughing. Please have more with these characters, I beg of you.
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Re: The Birds, the bees, and the bears

Postby Splunge » 16 Oct 2012, 16:08

Still more informative than the time my father gave me the talk...

"Hey son, you like reading, don't you? Well, there's some books on the shelf over there you might want to take a look at."

For the record, I never read the books.
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Re: The Birds, the bees, and the bears

Postby Master Gunner » 16 Oct 2012, 16:25

I was on the internet regularly by the time I was 10. I did not overly need the talk from my parents, and thankfully they never attempted it. I even avoided getting them to sign the permission slips for the health classes on that topic so I wouldn't have to bring it up with them.
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Re: The Birds, the bees, and the bears

Postby Foxmar » 16 Oct 2012, 16:29

My mother got out of "the talk" by going to the video store and just renting me a porn. I already knew about everything at the time but to her she was being a good parent without having to actually do anything.
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