The Birds, the bees, and the bears
Re: The Birds, the bees, and the bears
I read, "and the bears," in the title, and instantly knew Kathleen wrote this. Needless to say, I was not disappoint, not one bit.
Bravo.
Bravo.
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I'm hoping that leather thing isn't part of Grahams regular attire.
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Foxmar wrote:I'm hoping that leather thing isn't part of Grahams regular attire.
Well, when was the last time you saw Graham topless and he wasn't wearing it?
While no one overhear you quickly tell me not cow cow.
but how about watch phone?
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but how about watch phone?
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Good point... So many questions now.
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Graham wrote:I think the worst part for her was helping me into that leather thing.Lord Hosk wrote:My question, How uncomfortable was it for Kate?
That is not a sentence I ever expected to hear.
Awesome video though! Can't wait for the Loading Time.
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I knew the parents would have some kind of ulterior motive, but I didn't guess what it was until they said.
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Re: The Birds, the bees, and the bears
My first suspicion was "son you are in college now, I time of experimentation, your mother an I ran out of weed what do you have?"
The title didn't even register until about half way through and I thought "oh thats right birds and Bees. I saw Bees and bears and just made a jump to Commodore Hustle.
The title didn't even register until about half way through and I thought "oh thats right birds and Bees. I saw Bees and bears and just made a jump to Commodore Hustle.
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phlip wrote:Foxmar wrote:I'm hoping that leather thing isn't part of Grahams regular attire.
Well, when was the last time you saw Graham topless and he wasn't wearing it?
About two months ago, when I rewatched this. That said, maybe he just doesn't wear it in the shower... hmm....
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The second bondage was mentioned I knew Kathleen wrote this.... awesome video guys
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Been trying to turn some of my friends onto LRR for a little while now, I showed one of them this one today and now he is watching some other stuff on his own. Successful conversion!
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I did not notice any bears in that video.
Hot Water At PAX?
phlip wrote:Foxmar wrote:I'm hoping that leather thing isn't part of Grahams regular attire.
Well, when was the last time you saw Graham topless and he wasn't wearing it?
Hot Water At PAX?
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Nanosauromo wrote:I did not notice any bears in that video.phlip wrote:Foxmar wrote:I'm hoping that leather thing isn't part of Grahams regular attire.
Well, when was the last time you saw Graham topless and he wasn't wearing it?
Hot Water At PAX?
'Movie' Movies Movie is another and I think there is a T-shirt ad as well.
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Nanosauromo wrote:I did not notice any bears in that video.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bear\
My favourite kinda bear
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This year's Desert Bus is going to get awkward when the good doctors LRR start taking challenge suggestions from viewers.
"A hundred dollars for caramelldansen? Yeah, we'll do that."
"Fifty dollars for an acapella dubstep version of Still Alive? Sure!"
"Five dollars to probe Graham with a zucchini. Okay!"
"Two dollars to probe Graham with a zucchini again? NO! We have our standards! Five dollars minimum for vegetable violations."
"A hundred dollars for caramelldansen? Yeah, we'll do that."
"Fifty dollars for an acapella dubstep version of Still Alive? Sure!"
"Five dollars to probe Graham with a zucchini. Okay!"
"Two dollars to probe Graham with a zucchini again? NO! We have our standards! Five dollars minimum for vegetable violations."
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Slack Mesa wrote:This year's Desert Bus is going to get awkward when the good doctors LRR start taking challenge suggestions from viewers.
"A hundred dollars for caramelldansen? Yeah, we'll do that."
"Fifty dollars for an acapella dubstep version of Still Alive? Sure!"
"Five dollars to probe Graham with a zucchini. Okay!"
"Two dollars to probe Graham with a zucchini again? NO! We have our standards! Five dollars minimum for vegetable violations."
Remember it has to be a "warm" zucchini. You don't want it to be cold.
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Is it wrong that at the end of this video my first thought was "Wow, they really will make a very cute old couple".
The next person in line is it.
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I love how mum and dad have Soundwave on display in the hall.
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Steamcastle wrote:good tame video, I mean there is this thing called the internet, if you go looking for weird stuff on it well the things in this video are nothing.
why do people thing just because you 27 and have no personal experience with the birds and the bees, that you are religious, saving your self, or not interested.
Wow. I've got to say, your avatar suits you quite well!
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Re: The Birds, the bees, and the bears
And now, a reactions transcript:
"Sometimes you can put your penis in a girl's anu-"
OHIMUMWHATAGREATTIMEFORYOUTOWALKINTOMYROOM, WHAT,ME,NOI'MNOTDOINGANYTHINGHOWAREYOU?
Brilliant. Cringey, but brilliant. And yeah, whosherboobs 50 Shades of boring has possibly never had sex not in the missionary position, forget about seeing the inside of a dungeon.
"Sometimes you can put your penis in a girl's anu-"
OHIMUMWHATAGREATTIMEFORYOUTOWALKINTOMYROOM, WHAT,ME,NOI'MNOTDOINGANYTHINGHOWAREYOU?
Brilliant. Cringey, but brilliant. And yeah, whosherboobs 50 Shades of boring has possibly never had sex not in the missionary position, forget about seeing the inside of a dungeon.
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Re: The Birds, the bees, and the bears
I think my parents would react rather a lot more calmly to the video. My mum might do a quick double-take but she's familiar enough with my LRR fandom to realise what was going on soon enough. My dad would probably be very much the "get in there" portion of Graham's performance.
Thankfully I've never been exposed to this sort of discussion, though given their somewhat carefree conduct over the years I'm not sure how much worse it could be...
Thankfully I've never been exposed to this sort of discussion, though given their somewhat carefree conduct over the years I'm not sure how much worse it could be...
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So, I have this friend. She was seeing a guy who lived cross-country, and had flown over to spend a week or two with him a couple times. He recently moved to our area and they got an apartment together. Her stepmom decided that, just before she moved out, was a good time for 'the talk'. She's 26... and a diehard Sonic nut. I'M MAKING HER WATCH THIS.
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Kathleen I have to say that this was your best work to date. My favorite part had to of been the little walk towards camera at the end, I almost fell off my chair laughing. Please have more with these characters, I beg of you.
I may not be funny or witty, but that does not make me less strange.
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Still more informative than the time my father gave me the talk...
"Hey son, you like reading, don't you? Well, there's some books on the shelf over there you might want to take a look at."
For the record, I never read the books.
"Hey son, you like reading, don't you? Well, there's some books on the shelf over there you might want to take a look at."
For the record, I never read the books.
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I was on the internet regularly by the time I was 10. I did not overly need the talk from my parents, and thankfully they never attempted it. I even avoided getting them to sign the permission slips for the health classes on that topic so I wouldn't have to bring it up with them.
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My mother got out of "the talk" by going to the video store and just renting me a porn. I already knew about everything at the time but to her she was being a good parent without having to actually do anything.
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