The Birds, the bees, and the bears
Re: The Birds, the bees, and the bears
Foxmar, that seems fraught with issues. If you DIDN'T know stuff by then... yeesh.
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Re: The Birds, the bees, and the bears
I was 13 at the time and I don't think she realized the internet had porn on it. At least she didn't take me to the store and ask me to pick it out.
Part of me has always wondered if she asked the video clerk to pick it out for her.
Part of me has always wondered if she asked the video clerk to pick it out for her.
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That....is a terrible way to do it. And this is coming from ME.
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Re: The Birds, the bees, and the bears
Not as bad as what happend to a friend of mine. If I remember correctly at his 18th birthday party his mother hired someone I can only guess was either a stripper or a hooker and told him "it's time to become a man!"
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My former boss took his son, also my boss, to vegas about a month after he turned 18, they gambled, they smoked a cigar together, they went to a riskie show which he thought was the greatest thing ever, until the next day when they drove out to the bunny ranch and he got to pick.
it was a real weird bonding thing for them I guess.
it was a real weird bonding thing for them I guess.
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Re: The Birds, the bees, and the bears
Foxmar wrote:Come to sunny Florida where all the crazy parents have no idea how to raise their children!
YEP.
Lord Hosk wrote:My former boss took his son, also my boss, to vegas about a month after he turned 18, they gambled, they smoked a cigar together, they went to a riskie show which he thought was the greatest thing ever, until the next day when they drove out to the bunny ranch and he got to pick.
it was a real weird bonding thing for them I guess.
Eew.
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I'm kinda just guessing here, but I'm pretty sure my parents didn't give me the talk, and I'm pretty sure it was because they knew I didn't want to hear it. I say that because in 7th grade, I got my parents to excuse me from the sex ed section of science class.
At least, I think it was sex ed.
At least, I think it was sex ed.
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Re: The Birds, the bees, and the bears
In my house there was a children's book about biology. It covered most things, sex included, so I never had The Talk. At some point I can no longer remember, I found out where babies came from.
To this day I've never asked my parents whether they bought the book for that purpose. As a rule, they aren't that cunning.
To this day I've never asked my parents whether they bought the book for that purpose. As a rule, they aren't that cunning.
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I never got the talk... all I know is (Part A) boys have a penis, girls have a vagina and (Part C) now I have two kids... I am not too clear on the middle bit.
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My mom's a nurse, and what's more, she was a urologist in my formative years. I knew the ins and outs (haha) long before the California School District tried to teach me.
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My mom's a nurse, so I never got "The Talk" in a traditional sense. It's because at 3 years old, I was picking up my mom's biology books, and then asking what "Filipino tubes" were or how the Seminole Indians got into a man.
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The extent of "the talk" my mother and I had went like this:
"You learned all that stuff on the internet already, right?"
"Yup."
"Okay."
"You learned all that stuff on the internet already, right?"
"Yup."
"Okay."
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