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Postby Graham » 08 Dec 2006, 11:40

Here's one our favourite original sketches we wrote for LoadingReadyLIVE!

Now all of you who live elsewhere can see it!
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Postby aimes » 08 Dec 2006, 11:57

but what about the lrl dvds, graham?
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Postby Kneuronak » 08 Dec 2006, 12:20

Yeah.

Not having watched the video, though. I can't, see. 'Cause I'm at school. With no sound.

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Postby Lavos » 08 Dec 2006, 12:23

Is it me or is the loadingreadyrun site retarded slow?
i dont know what's happening anymore
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Postby dark_realm » 08 Dec 2006, 12:32

its you... also u didnt have to say "retarded slow" because retarded means "slowed down"...

Paul at the end had me in tears! great video guys! also props on the blood splatter!

(also 1000 posts yay!)
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Postby Fatsobob » 08 Dec 2006, 12:36

Actually, that HAS happened to me.
I am under constant attack from Ninjas, Pirates, Government, RIAA, MPAA, Mothers of America, AND Bears.
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Postby Captain_Anarchy » 08 Dec 2006, 12:47

Heeey I remember this. This was one of my favorite LRL skits. The clapping at the end was a nice addition.
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Postby Lavos » 08 Dec 2006, 13:01

dark_realm wrote:its you... also u didnt have to say "retarded slow" because retarded means "slowed down"...

Paul at the end had me in tears! great video guys! also props on the blood splatter!

(also 1000 posts yay!)
It was god damn slow slow.
i dont know what's happening anymore
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Postby Dana » 08 Dec 2006, 13:53

Fatsobob wrote:Actually, that HAS happened to me.
I am under constant attack from Ninjas, Pirates, Government, RIAA, MPAA, Mothers of America, AND Bears.


I can see if I can get the bears to lay off. You're just lucky that my bee army isn't eqipped yet. Building tiny AK-47s for bees takes a bloody long time.

Hehehe...I missed this vid.
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Postby Misty » 08 Dec 2006, 14:40

Wooooow, that was hilarious!! (There's definitely some great gif-making potential)

Just for future reference though, I don't think pink is quite Graham's color...
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Postby anotherearth » 08 Dec 2006, 15:30

Dana wrote:I can see if I can get the bears to lay off. You're just lucky that my bee army isn't eqipped yet. Building tiny AK-47s for bees takes a bloody long time.



Not to mention making a vast amount of teeny-tiny ammunition for all those bee sized AKs...
Pollen-fueled bee lasers might be a better and more practical choice. :)

Anyway, this was another SUPER vid Those were some ..."great"... looking ties. Hard to believe that there actually IS a product like this one that was sold via infomercial not too long ago. But they didn't utilize ninjas in their pitch, so it's not surprising that it never caught on. If anything can sell a product -it's ninjas.

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Postby Melendwyr » 08 Dec 2006, 15:31

I love that they pronounced it as 'ee-zed'. It so totally ruins the abbreviation!
"...so he turns to me, and he says 'Why so serious?' He puts the blade in my mouth, and says 'Why so serious?
Let's put a smile on that face!
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Postby Bryy M. Miller » 08 Dec 2006, 15:47

Dude.

I love the "Canadian Language Makes USA People Laugh" moments.

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Postby emma » 08 Dec 2006, 16:17

That seemed suspiciously similar to Radio Free Vestibule.

"Has this ever happened to you?"
"OH GOD AHHSFLKGBRBWRKJG!!!!!!"
"Well not any more, because now you can shine your shoes the EASY SHINE way! That's E-Zed, but if you say it really fast it sounds like EASY SHINE! So turn this: AHHHOHGODAHHHHH into this: 'what are you doing?' 'I'm shining my shoes.'"

Did I have to recite that skit by memory? No.
Did it entertain me to no end? Yes.

Either way, awesome video. Very funny. I enjoyed the standing ovation.
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Postby Brad » 08 Dec 2006, 16:25

Props to the props. Loved the ninja suit.
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Postby Tank_girl » 08 Dec 2006, 17:00

dark_realm wrote:its you... also u didnt have to say "retarded slow" because retarded means "slowed down"...

Paul at the end had me in tears! great video guys! also props on the blood splatter!

(also 1000 posts yay!)


Perhaps he was simply emphasizing his point of how slow it really was.
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Postby Melendwyr » 08 Dec 2006, 17:53

Pink is really not Graham's color.

Hey, who did the piano playing?
"...so he turns to me, and he says 'Why so serious?' He puts the blade in my mouth, and says 'Why so serious?
Let's put a smile on that face!
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Postby Tea Mandy » 08 Dec 2006, 18:04

Great skit, those opening drinks got so frustrated in funny ways. And that blood splatter was awesome, like Zatoichi awesome.

Also never thought of Matt in a role like that, seems like such a quiet guy. But he rattled off those lines like a pro!

"You can't prove that was me butthole". Just great.

Great job all around.
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Postby Lord Chrusher » 08 Dec 2006, 18:52

So instead of recycling scripts for videos for LoadingReadyLIVE! now you are recycling LRL stuff for the site. The shots with the ninja at Bills place were shot for LRL and the rest of video is a copy of the sketch except for the blood splatter and that the David Lam Auditorium looks more like a convention center than the St Andrews Gymnasium.
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Postby Melendwyr » 08 Dec 2006, 18:59

I am very amused by the idea of contracting an incurable disease while making a blood pledge not to discuss the contraction of a curable one.

You people have sick, sick, glorious, sick minds.
"...so he turns to me, and he says 'Why so serious?' He puts the blade in my mouth, and says 'Why so serious?
Let's put a smile on that face!
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Postby AmazingPjotrMan » 08 Dec 2006, 20:17

Jer is the most convincing ninja EVER! And the end is pretty much what I hoped for it to be. Not the killing of Graham part (but that worked to)
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Postby Stephen_S » 08 Dec 2006, 20:21

I'm in awe! Good stuff.
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Postby Andy » 08 Dec 2006, 20:25

How'd you guys do the awesome looking blood splatter?

And the one-man standing ovation was priceless!
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Postby Number09 » 08 Dec 2006, 21:24

I really like Matt's tie... :shock:
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Postby Metaleaf » 08 Dec 2006, 21:57

I've . . . I've been in that meeting. *cries*

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