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Posted: 15 Dec 2006, 08:43
by Ishamel
I think with being English actually living here helps a teeny bit. and that citizenship exam thing is so shit!!! even real english people would fail it!! you have to know the colour of the queen's favourite hat and crap like that.
Hey - don't diss colonials, at least you're not American and kiwis are cool. They have more sheep than people!
wow - vid idea - LRR on desert island survival. How soon would Morgan work out that real men cook their fellow men in order to woo the last woman in the group with romantic coconut meal?
Posted: 15 Dec 2006, 20:50
by Lavos
Graham wrote:Well, I'm only a colonial, but I make some fine tea.
You should totally put "In England" after all your posts.
Posted: 15 Dec 2006, 20:59
by The Hitman
Ishamel wrote:Englishness is measured by many things, but the most important are:
-love of fish and chips/chicken tikka masala/marmite (delete as appropriate)
I hear you guys have fuck-off good curry there. I will say I'm a bit jealous.
Posted: 17 Dec 2006, 19:22
by Morgan
Ishamel wrote:wow - vid idea - LRR on desert island survival. How soon would Morgan work out that real men cook their fellow men in order to woo the last woman in the group with romantic coconut meal?
romantic meals is not how i woo women
Posted: 17 Dec 2006, 20:21
by The Hitman
Real men dazzle women with spears and fire, like in the old days.
Also, this was a good video. I laughed.
Posted: 17 Dec 2006, 21:58
by Dana
Morgan wrote:Ishamel wrote:wow - vid idea - LRR on desert island survival. How soon would Morgan work out that real men cook their fellow men in order to woo the last woman in the group with romantic coconut meal?
romantic meals is not how i woo women
I think Morgan actually uses that video from Underpantaloons to woo women. Which is creepy to the extreme.
Posted: 18 Dec 2006, 02:20
by The Hitman
Are you suggesting that he has it projected, on repeat, on to the wall of his bedroom?
If you're not, I am.
Posted: 18 Dec 2006, 20:53
by Tank_girl
Morgan wrote:romantic meals is not how i woo women
So Morgan, how do you Woo Woman?
Posted: 18 Dec 2006, 21:58
by dark_realm
a pole with a piece of meat dangling from it works for me!
Posted: 18 Dec 2006, 22:01
by The Hitman
Meat? I thought women liked... I don't know... doilies, maybe?
Posted: 18 Dec 2006, 22:12
by dark_realm
well, maybe thats why i dont have any women, and like a million cats here...
Posted: 18 Dec 2006, 22:51
by Dana
The Hitman wrote:Meat? I thought women liked... I don't know... doilies, maybe?
Depends on the kind of meat. And I definitely do not like doilies.
Posted: 19 Dec 2006, 01:10
by The Hitman
Have you seen the Bill Fillmaff about 'female women?'
He goes on about how Fillmaff has to remain single to be the greatest poker player in the world, because if he had a girlfriend, he'd be trying to play and she'd be hassling him about doilies.
I'd recommend watching the videos, although I would warn you that they're extremely quotable, and you might find yourself explaining to people that dumpster diving is a +EV activity.
LINK!
Posted: 19 Dec 2006, 15:14
by Morgan
Tank_girl wrote:Morgan wrote:romantic meals is not how i woo women
So Morgan, how do you Woo Woman?
wouldn't you like to know?!
Posted: 19 Dec 2006, 21:52
by Tank_girl
Umm yeah.. thats kinda why i asked..... I though that was quite obvious
Posted: 20 Dec 2006, 11:14
by Ishamel
Wow I come back after 3 days in Paris and ppl are quoting me. I said quotable things! my existence is less pointless than before!!
I hate dollies. Dollies are scary. Diamonds also are a bit pointy. chocolate and rabbitfur items, possibly.
Posted: 20 Dec 2006, 14:47
by The Hitman
Doilies are scary? Small, white, and frilly, maybe, but I'd hardly call them scary.
Were you touched inappropriately as a child by a posh place setting, by any chance?
Posted: 21 Dec 2006, 03:28
by Ishamel
Oh DOILIES. I thought you said DOLLIES. Who likes doilies who's under 85?? and no, i'm not afraid of them, but those plastic dolls with open-shut eyes freak me out.
Posted: 03 Jan 2007, 17:50
by Lord Chrusher
http://www.e-zindustries.com/
It is an US Office supplies company. No juice/milk/beer spouts.
Posted: 03 Jan 2007, 22:15
by JesterJ.
How I woo women: I give them White-Bengal- fur boots.
Posted: 04 Jan 2007, 08:53
by emma
I like doilies...
they can help make very pretty table settings...
I'm still cool, honest!
Posted: 18 Jun 2007, 23:21
by Kneuronak
So! I was showing this video to a friend today, and she said "Hey, they stole that from Friends!"
Apparently, somewhere in Season 3, Joey is in an infomercial in which he 'has trouble opening a milk carton' and the product is a spout for cartons. Amusing. Yes.
Posted: 18 Jun 2007, 23:47
by Graham
Kneuronak wrote:"Hey, they stole that from Friends!"
Seriously? God dammit.
Well, we didn't mean to, if it helps.
Posted: 19 Jun 2007, 08:04
by emma
I haven't seen the episode, but I can promise that you guys are funnier than Friends.
Posted: 19 Jun 2007, 16:27
by JesterJ.
Oh yeah. I've seen that one.