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Three PS3s
Posted: 22 Dec 2006, 12:06
by Graham
We've been wanting to do this for over a month.
So, as you might have guess, this is not our Christmas special. It's coming, and it will be great!
Thanks to Randy and David for PS3 borrowings.
Posted: 22 Dec 2006, 12:38
by strand
Man I don't even have cake.
I do have meatloaf though.
Addendum: I was, and always will be, the first post.
Posted: 22 Dec 2006, 12:40
by Tapir12
Wow, early update! Aaaand first post!
Pauls delivery was awesome. I though it might start to drag but you were wise and kept it short, so it didn't. How many different ways did you come up with for stacking/lining up/making a pyramid of the PS3s!?
Oh but the best part was that on your white board it STILL says "This is dirty. Wash it" from Man Cooking two weeks ago. Dirty slobs!
Edit: Dang... I WAS the first post...
Posted: 22 Dec 2006, 12:44
by James
I think i can go out on a limb here and tell you that it has said "this is dirty, wash it" for much longer than 2 weeks
Posted: 22 Dec 2006, 13:26
by AdmiralBarikir
not only did this make me laugh, it made me depressed too. but not as much as one would think, for I, am a fan of The Wii! in scotland
Posted: 22 Dec 2006, 13:34
by Stephen_S
That was great! Paul, I hope your hand heals soon so you can play those 3 PS3s and the Wii. I also didn't know you had that kind of a spoiled brat streak in you
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Posted: 22 Dec 2006, 13:40
by Brad
Well I have two Irish soda breads... That's... kinda good... snowy witches tit with sheep underbits and whiskey...
Two more soda breads than... awww I can't.... I wanna ps3.
Posted: 22 Dec 2006, 14:07
by Kathleen
I want a Wii. That I can stack onto 2 other wiis.
Posted: 22 Dec 2006, 14:11
by strand
I hear you Kathleen. I think having three Wiis would make me happier than three PS3s.
I do have Battlestar Galactica on rent from Netflix, and cashews, but that's hardly any consolation for my lack of next gen consoles.
Posted: 22 Dec 2006, 14:24
by Fatsobob
Paul, have you installed linux on one of your THREE PS3'S?
Posted: 22 Dec 2006, 14:36
by AlpacaBurgers
The Book of Pwnage, Chapter Two, verses nine to twenty-one
Paul hast three PS3s. No More, No Less. Three is the number of PS3s he doth have, and the number of the PS3s had by he doth be three. He doth not have four PS3s, and he doth not have two PS3s unless thou ist counting two PS3s on the way to three. Five PS3s is right out. Then, once, the number of three PS3s hath been reached, thou shalt turn on all three PS3s at once, and the neighborhood power grid, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
On the subject of PS3s, I found this off of digg that made me rofl.
Hilarious eBay description of a PS3
Posted: 22 Dec 2006, 14:40
by YamaroV2
Oh yeah? Paul may have 3 PS3's.
But I have 3 boyfriends. (Homosexuality FTW.)
Posted: 22 Dec 2006, 16:10
by diordna
You made my dad laugh from across the room, and he wasn't even really listening. Congrats.
Posted: 22 Dec 2006, 16:11
by Melendwyr
I rofled when Paul started rubbing his nipples. Quality!
I don't need your three PS3s. I have Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri to keep me warm at night.
Posted: 22 Dec 2006, 16:23
by strand
YamaroV2, isn't that more polyamory ftw?
Three comments on the "Three PS3s" thread... Still not as good as three PS3s.
Posted: 22 Dec 2006, 16:30
by The_Russ
I myself have 3 PS2's. Now I would be as happy as young Paul there, but 2 of them are broken. It's not a good idea to try and fix them when you've got no idea what your doing!
Posted: 22 Dec 2006, 16:31
by YamaroV2
strand wrote:YamaroV2, isn't that more polyamory ftw?
Three comments on the "Three PS3s" thread... Still not as good as three PS3s.
No, see, it's because i'm awesome enough for three people.
Posted: 22 Dec 2006, 17:50
by AdmiralBarikir
Kathleen wrote:I want a Wii. That I can stack onto 2 other wiis.
that wouldnt be as epic or as tall as three Ps3's but it is as awesome as said. and you wont have to pay $1800 if they all fell over and broke.
Posted: 22 Dec 2006, 19:36
by Captain_Anarchy
YamaroV2 wrote:strand wrote:YamaroV2, isn't that more polyamory ftw?
Three comments on the "Three PS3s" thread... Still not as good as three PS3s.
No, see, it's because i'm awesome enough for three people.
Are you sure "Awesome" is the word you're looking for?..........
The graph was the best part. The video doesn't make me want a ps3, but it does make me want cake.
Posted: 22 Dec 2006, 20:17
by AmazingPjotrMan
I want to see this posted on youtube to see what kind of idiotic replys it may get.
Posted: 22 Dec 2006, 20:42
by Melendwyr
AmazingPjotrMan wrote:I want to see this posted on youtube to see what kind of idiotic replys it may get.
I must concur. Outrage can only fuel the site's popularity.
It would be better to simply post the video's url at places and see what they say - increase the site's views directly.
Posted: 22 Dec 2006, 20:50
by martinjester
So, if I have 4 PS2s and a PS1, then 4*2+1= 9 = 3*3, and I effectively have 3 PS3s?
Now to calculate the value of the Wii, it is necessary to take into account Roman Numerals. I represent 1, and W is not a valid value; however, M is a valid value, and can be converted to a W by flipping it over. Therefore, a W in roman numerals must be worth 1/1000, and therefore the total value of a Wii is 2/1000. Therefore it requires 1500 Wiis to be equal to one PS3, or a mere 4500 Wiis to be equal to Paul's 3 PS3s.
Posted: 22 Dec 2006, 20:57
by Andy
YAY!
I was surprised that the bit didn't get old. It kept getting funnier, like building momentum. Bravo! Very funny!
Posted: 22 Dec 2006, 21:42
by barnaby36
martinjester wrote:Therefore it requires 1500 Wiis to be equal to one PS3, or a mere 4500 Wiis to be equal to Paul's 3 PS3s.
And it would STILL BE CHEAPER.
Great jorb, Paul! And Graham, too for shooting. I like how the concept of marginal gain is completely ignored here. And the explanation for everything being merely a statement of the initial postulate. Good show.
Now, my four-times superior Wii beckons. I also think the idea of two Wiis is funnier than that of three PS3s. Other than the absurdity of rarity that the latter possesses.
Ben
Posted: 22 Dec 2006, 22:11
by Graham
Also, the phrase "Three pee-ess-threes" sounds far funnier than "two wiis" or "four ps3s" or anything else really.
It's the assonance.