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CheeseGrater · Postby **CheeseGrater** » 18 Apr 2008, 17:20

Also, re: Underwear Store, I was in the mall with a friend who went "Oo look at that bra!" and rapidly ducked into a Vie En Rose just as CheeseGrater was leaving. So there you go.

This explanation is true. Sorry about that, Graham; it was just an odd sort of place to encounter you. In addition to the fact that I'm always slightly weirded out to see you around town in real life since I'm so used to seeing you on my computer screen.

Nomadic · Postby **Nomadic** » 18 Apr 2008, 17:28

Keith K wrote:I just checked the blog pics and I gotta say its a shame you didnt catch a glimpse of Ash's back in costume. Her Renoa Wings tattoos are a perfect addition to a naughty nun outfit.

He does have a point. Though, it is SOMEWHAT visible....if you have a good imagination and know what it is already.

Patty McPat · Postby **Patty McPat** » 19 Apr 2008, 12:24

I have to say excellent work gentlemen, and ladies, that's the first video I've watched in a while and that cracked me up.

Rain · Postby **Rain** » 19 Apr 2008, 13:26

Ash wrote:
Rain wrote:
Graham wrote:
Vaughn wrote:unless Kathleen moved since the days of Offensisensetivity and Nuntastic, thats not her apartment.
Ive spent the last 2 hours STUDYING CUPBOARDS.

Wow dude, that is impressive.

However, we shot Nuntastic, Offensisensitivity and OMG! Bears! when Kathleen still lived in Chetwynd, BC. She has since moved to Vancouver.
In fact, she been there for nearly two years now, and we've shot a couple things in her previous Vancouver place as well (Overdue for example).

This is her new place.

now if i could get some Cash, pasport, and an adderss i can Find her... but first i have to get off my ass and try to get done with school, move out, get a wife.. wait then why would i want to find Kathleen... No, no To hard.
I how ever would like to meet the staff and stuff..
one day, one day...

if you're a hot girl there's a good chance morgan will let you stay in his room

No, No im not. I lack boobs. hard core missing boobs... and my wife would kill me if she:
A:found this
B: left for the North lands
C: was Phailhing at stalkng some cute girl in the North land.
and she would then BLAME CANADA! and we dont want that... not that she can do a whole lot...

Rain · Postby **Rain** » 19 Apr 2008, 13:31

Zed Alpha wrote:
Rain wrote:
Graham wrote:
Vaughn wrote:unless Kathleen moved since the days of Offensisensetivity and Nuntastic, thats not her apartment.
Ive spent the last 2 hours STUDYING CUPBOARDS.

Wow dude, that is impressive.

However, we shot Nuntastic, Offensisensitivity and OMG! Bears! when Kathleen still lived in Chetwynd, BC. She has since moved to Vancouver.
In fact, she been there for nearly two years now, and we've shot a couple things in her previous Vancouver place as well (Overdue for example).

This is her new place.

now if i could get some Cash, pasport, and an adderss i can Find her... but first i have to get off my ass and try to get done with school, move out, get a wife.. wait then why would i want to find Kathleen... No, no To hard.
I how ever would like to meet the staff and stuff..
one day, one day...

You know, if I was stalking the LRR gods, I'd call first, explain how big a fan I am, and ask if I could visit if I'm around there. Then I'd follow them around...maybe tranq Bill, put a radio tag on his ear...Sneak around behind Morgan, lead him into a punji pit with a trail made of small pieces of vagina-shaped cheese and porn free samples...throw a weighted net on Paul, take a few measurements, a couple of samples, and send a few other LRR specimens to the Wakulla Zoo.

Only then would I ambush Kathleen at her own home, made ready for such a showdown by vanquishing her former minions. Er...friends. Yeah. There we go.

Furthermore, I am very surprised that Ash hasn't commented on how we've been drooling over her, the outfit she was wearing, and the five-eighths of her boobs that we could see.

See, we need a number, or give it to me, then call and so on.
Your idea is much to hard. Taze them, feed them to the Zomies, and stuff them in lockers/rooms under the stairs with the young Wizard we don't know, and go from there...
Still, that means i Have the moneys to DO all that..

Zed Alpha · Postby **Zed Alpha** » 19 Apr 2008, 13:43

I still want to radio tag Bill.
But, about Morgan, would vagina-shaped pieces of cheese work?

Rain · Postby **Rain** » 20 Apr 2008, 09:50

I bet it would.. if its slimey...

flareism · Postby **flareism** » 21 Apr 2008, 07:24

What? EGH!

Whatchamabiscut · Postby **Whatchamabiscut** » 21 Apr 2008, 09:35

Gugh, huh. wha??? NO... NEVER. NO.

Rain · Postby **Rain** » 21 Apr 2008, 09:46

Well!???

Daco · Postby **Daco** » 21 Apr 2008, 10:37

Rain wrote:Well!???

i think youre right... >_<

Nomadic · Postby **Nomadic** » 21 Apr 2008, 11:02

WHAT HAS BEEN IMAGINED CANNOT BE UNIMAGINED.

*Poisons brain to get the image out*

Rain · Postby **Rain** » 21 Apr 2008, 12:51

try a Q tip.
Or think of a chicken. Now think of thong. Think of that chicken in that thong...
ha ha ha!

tak197 · Postby **tak197** » 21 Apr 2008, 13:56

Is it also funny that this video came out the same week the the Pope came to visit the US?

Melendwyr · Postby **Melendwyr** » 21 Apr 2008, 15:45

And people said that it was "profound" that he demonstrated "awareness" of the abuse issue?

Now that's comedy...

howardcantusemacs · Postby **howardcantusemacs** » 28 Apr 2008, 00:37

just joined this here forum, many to moan about how the door knocking in this vid set my dog off barking twice. and that's pretty loud!

great vid, funny, ash etc

Falcona · Postby **Falcona** » 01 May 2008, 18:54

God! I wish people would have told me Ash was in a naughty nun outfit. I would have seen this weeks ago.

Where do I sign the petition to see Ash again in a Naughty Nun outfit? Or a hot devil costume?

Master Gunner · Postby **Master Gunner** » 01 May 2008, 19:27

You've joined the forum. I think that's enough.

Brad · Postby **Brad** » 09 May 2008, 22:36

Dear interwebs:
Brad likes the term "Sacrilicious" instead of "Christ-y"

I went to a Catholic school as a lad. We had sexy nuns.

Brad · Postby **Brad** » 09 May 2008, 22:39

Then I studied literature in university. We had sexy nouns.

tak197 · Postby **tak197** » 10 May 2008, 19:23

Then the local strip club moved happy hour to 12pm. We had sexy noons.

I think that's as far as that joke can go.

Valandil · Postby **Valandil** » 11 May 2008, 03:20

Brad wrote:Then I studied literature in university. We had sexy nouns.

Need more Brad in videos.

Cake · Postby **Cake** » 09 Aug 2008, 15:09

I was wondering if now that you have the fans staightened out as to how the counter works, if you could remove the first part of the video? I feel that since it doesn't add a thing to the video, and since Matt's obnoxious fan voice is.... well, obnoxious, it could be left out. pleas?

PenninInk · Postby **PenninInk** » 20 Sep 2009, 19:21

Kathleen wrote:As Eddie Izzard sings:

Blasphemy...
Blas-for-you...
Blas-for-everybody-in-the-room.

I posit that there is no situation to which an Eddie Izzard quote cannot be successfully applied.

/grammar goddess

tak197 · Postby **tak197** » 20 Sep 2009, 21:43

PenninInk wrote:
Kathleen wrote:As Eddie Izzard sings:

Blasphemy...
Blas-for-you...
Blas-for-everybody-in-the-room.

I posit that there is no situation to which an Eddie Izzard quote cannot be successfully applied.

/grammar goddess

One of your first twenty posts is about Eddie Izzard?

You, my dear, have just shown how marvelous you are. Welcome.

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