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- Alja-Markir
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Canada - Proper Name
Canadia - Improper Name
Canadan - Improper Adjectival Form
Canadian - Proper Adjectival Form
Columbia?
Columbian!
Montana?
Montanan!
Florida?
Florid...i...an?
So what can we walk away with from all this? Places that can't match the structures of their place name and the adjectival form of such are weird.
Also, try not to pick on people for using "Canadia", especially since it is often spelled that way for humorous purposes.
~Alja~
Canadia - Improper Name
Canadan - Improper Adjectival Form
Canadian - Proper Adjectival Form
Columbia?
Columbian!
Montana?
Montanan!
Florida?
Florid...i...an?
So what can we walk away with from all this? Places that can't match the structures of their place name and the adjectival form of such are weird.
Also, try not to pick on people for using "Canadia", especially since it is often spelled that way for humorous purposes.
~Alja~
Canada : formal
Canadia : colloquial
Canuck : slang. Its derogatory if you yankees use it, but friendly if we do.
*Edited for phailure, "Hoser" is also canadiese
Canadia : colloquial
Canuck : slang. Its derogatory if you yankees use it, but friendly if we do.
*Edited for phailure, "Hoser" is also canadiese
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Oh Really? Do you Spend Every weekend at her house?, i don't think so, you talk to her alot i know. But nothing beats RL friendsAllen! wrote:~Alice wrote:That was amazing, i've watched other LRR videos with my best friend KKeif02, But t would be the BEST!
What the hell, she's my BFF, gtfo Alice
~in other words~
Yeah i loved t, me and kkief's brother almost ruined it for her because it was that good!
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AlexanderDitto wrote:Actually, I'm sort of tempted to hear what Matt was saying when he was in front of the giant picture of the toothbrush...
Gotta say, I just love the fast-forwarded parts combined with the line from the beginning, "In this half-hour instructional video...". The suggestion that Matt might have needed 30 whole minutes of footage to fully explain the width, depth, and breadth of his frustration and rage is, to me, hilarious.
Allen! wrote:Much like the word Yank, if you guys use it about another person it's mean. If we use it, it's just a fond general term.
Um... 'Yank' isn't considered an insult, here. Unless you're in the South, in which case it's considered a derogatory term for someone from the North.
Ironically, you're more Yanks than the New Englanders, so...
"...so he turns to me, and he says 'Why so serious?' He puts the blade in my mouth, and says 'Why so serious?
Let's put a smile on that face!'"
Let's put a smile on that face!'"
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Hey, we get "Limey" and it's an insult from any side.
Also, the slowed-down audio is definitely Jer, moreso it seems to be stock audio (And presumably at least partially-stock footage) from the James Masterson School for Dictatorial Improvement video.
EDIT: Here's a transcript of the above MP3 by Casandro. All lines are spoken by Matt unless otherwise indicated.
Now I’ll bet there are lots of other things you’d like to do with my toothpaste too, aren’t there? In fact, I think I’ve got one of them just over here.
In fact, spraying toothpaste everywhere is probably more awesome than Transformers, and I love Transformers.
This here is a roll of toilet-
I’m Matt’s toothpaste. Squeeze me everywhere. Use Graham-Uh-Matt’s toothpaste, yeah! This is awesome!
Using my toothpaste is like getting a perfect score in Guitar Hero! Yeah!
It would be illegal if anybody used anybody’s toothpaste but mine!
Together, these make a great tooth-cleaning utensil. However, they make even better tooth-cleaning utensils if you use my toothpaste.
[Jer starts here]Alright everyone! Now it’s time for a demonstration. I think we’ve all been waiting for this, so let’s get right to it.[/Jer]
Hi there! Come on down!
[Banter between Paul and Matt, references to “seen you on television” can be heard]
It’s a pleasure to meet you. What’s your name sir?
Paul: Uh...Paul
What a great name! I know a guy named Paul; he’s a good-good friend, yeah! Alright, let’s get on with the demonstration. What would you do first?
Paul: Okay, uhh...the first, I think
You want my toothpaste
Paul: Oh right, right, of course.
Excellent, alright, what’s the next thing you do?
Paul: Okay, so now I’m gonna open it up.
Okay great, uh, no no [I presume this bleeds into the “Always squeeze from the middle” bit]
[Jer again, stock from the JMSDI video]
As you can see, the all-cotton dictator hat is a great hat! It looks de-[garbled, I can’t make it out]
Also, the slowed-down audio is definitely Jer, moreso it seems to be stock audio (And presumably at least partially-stock footage) from the James Masterson School for Dictatorial Improvement video.
EDIT: Here's a transcript of the above MP3 by Casandro. All lines are spoken by Matt unless otherwise indicated.
Now I’ll bet there are lots of other things you’d like to do with my toothpaste too, aren’t there? In fact, I think I’ve got one of them just over here.
In fact, spraying toothpaste everywhere is probably more awesome than Transformers, and I love Transformers.
This here is a roll of toilet-
I’m Matt’s toothpaste. Squeeze me everywhere. Use Graham-Uh-Matt’s toothpaste, yeah! This is awesome!
Using my toothpaste is like getting a perfect score in Guitar Hero! Yeah!
It would be illegal if anybody used anybody’s toothpaste but mine!
Together, these make a great tooth-cleaning utensil. However, they make even better tooth-cleaning utensils if you use my toothpaste.
[Jer starts here]Alright everyone! Now it’s time for a demonstration. I think we’ve all been waiting for this, so let’s get right to it.[/Jer]
Hi there! Come on down!
[Banter between Paul and Matt, references to “seen you on television” can be heard]
It’s a pleasure to meet you. What’s your name sir?
Paul: Uh...Paul
What a great name! I know a guy named Paul; he’s a good-good friend, yeah! Alright, let’s get on with the demonstration. What would you do first?
Paul: Okay, uhh...the first, I think
You want my toothpaste
Paul: Oh right, right, of course.
Excellent, alright, what’s the next thing you do?
Paul: Okay, so now I’m gonna open it up.
Okay great, uh, no no [I presume this bleeds into the “Always squeeze from the middle” bit]
[Jer again, stock from the JMSDI video]
As you can see, the all-cotton dictator hat is a great hat! It looks de-[garbled, I can’t make it out]
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For the record, Matt used the word "toothpaste" 17 times in this video, not counting the sped up dialog. That's gotta be a LRR video first.
You know, I'm curious about that TV used in the video. It doesn't appear to have any DVD or VHS player in it. One must wonder how they are playing & fast forwarding with only the channel & volume buttons.
[waggles eyebrows]
You know, I'm curious about that TV used in the video. It doesn't appear to have any DVD or VHS player in it. One must wonder how they are playing & fast forwarding with only the channel & volume buttons.
[waggles eyebrows]
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Melendwyr wrote:Allen! wrote:Much like the word Yank, if you guys use it about another person it's mean. If we use it, it's just a fond general term.
Um... 'Yank' isn't considered an insult, here. Unless you're in the South, in which case it's considered a derogatory term for someone from the North.
Ironically, you're more Yanks than the New Englanders, so...
So, let's see. If you call somebody from the North a Yank, it's genuinely derogatory, due to its natural nature. But if I call a Southerner a Yank, they get mad because they're from the South, not the North.
TO REITERATE:
If you guys use it about another person, it's mean.
If we use it, it's just a fond general term.
We use 'Yank' to describe pretty much all Americans.
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Allen! wrote:So, let's see. If you call somebody from the North a Yank, it's genuinely derogatory, due to its natural nature. But if I call a Southerner a Yank, they get mad because they're from the South, not the North.
No, no, no! It's only an insult to Southerners. They'll use it to insult someone, and they'll be insulted if you call them one. Northerners will either view it as a neutral informal description or a compliment.
"...so he turns to me, and he says 'Why so serious?' He puts the blade in my mouth, and says 'Why so serious?
Let's put a smile on that face!'"
Let's put a smile on that face!'"
Haven't actually seen that last, Mel. But they don't get too too upset about it - much like we don't get upset about being called Canucks.
So, to reiterate, once again...
Yank is like the word Canuck.
But only when Canadians use it, because everything we do is fond.
So, to reiterate, once again...
Yank is like the word Canuck.
But only when Canadians use it, because everything we do is fond.
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Something you could have down with the ad: Rather than show an picture of a brain show a positron emission tomography scan of a normal brain then show another scan which shows how the brain lights up with activity when you are wearing a LRR shirt.
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robothero wrote:A wizard did it.Evil Jim wrote:You know, I'm curious about that TV used in the video. It doesn't appear to have any DVD or VHS player in it. One must wonder how they are playing & fast forwarding with only the channel & volume buttons.
[waggles eyebrows]
Maybe it was the Final Cut Wizard, the Photoshop Wizard's college roommate?
Wow, this video was a lot more profane and over-the-top than I expected, but it wouldn't have worked half as well if it was toned down. I definitely agree that it's one of the best videos in a while; I love almost all of your videos, but I think your strength lies in more down-to-Earth comedy based on interactions as opposed to grandiose humor (i.e. Cardboard Man).
I want to see a crossover video where Angry Matt meets Angry Paul from Assorted Anonymous.
I want to see a crossover video where Angry Matt meets Angry Paul from Assorted Anonymous.
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That was an awesome video! I love how it is all about Mat and I can really see how much he has grown since the early videos, where he would be less seemed less confident. I've commented on editing and camera work before so I 'm only going to acknowledges matt's fantastic performance. It made me completely forget about whatever advertisement may have taken place before hand. And, the punchline had little impact in the face of Matt's glorious flagrant swearing and the shock of just how much Matt was in this video, though this was only because of how much uncomfortable knowledge I have through listening to the lrr crew. All those who ever entertained the thought of kicking Matt out should be silent by now.
Alja-Markir wrote:Also, try not to pick on people for using "Canadia", especially since it is often spelled that way for humorous purposes.
How dare you insinuate I was being humorous, you sack of durf! Have at thee! We Germanians really mean it, and you're going to find out the hard way!
And now for something completely different:
How dare you inzinuate I vaz in ze being of humorous, you duschsack! Hav on ze at of zee! Vee Gjermanians really are of ze meaning of it, ezpecially here, close to Dweesberg! And you are of ze finding out on zee hard of ze way, mein Herr!
In England!
Rated "E" for Excellently!
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Nice one guys
Luckily I don't have to worry about my roommates using my toothpaste as I keep it in my room when I'm not using it.
Do I detect a slightly real anger in Matt when screaming? Is he actually pissed off at someone or is he just a really good actor?
Luckily I don't have to worry about my roommates using my toothpaste as I keep it in my room when I'm not using it.
Do I detect a slightly real anger in Matt when screaming? Is he actually pissed off at someone or is he just a really good actor?
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