Son of a Bitch

[wilson_x1999]

Random note: On Revver's site, "Bagel Time" is rated 13+, but this video isn't. One would think it would be the other way around.

Those naughty, naughty bagels

[Graham]

Revver's age rating is wildly varied.

[Cake]

Ha ha. I live alone. I don't have this problem.

I do not live alone any more. My brother moved in with me. I showed him the video right off the bat. Just to be sure.

[Trisha Lynn]

Another one of my classic faves, mostly because of Matt's delivery of the steps and all the awesome footage we don't get to see (except on the DVD, right?).


Trisha Lynn
...won't have that problem for very long...

[keswickgallagher]

my friend always uses my toothpaste when she crashes at my place, and my food and my HP sauce and my Tea, and my bed!

no this isn't a joke she nicks my bed when I'm not looking

So Graham isn't that much of a son of a bitch

[Trisha Lynn]

I am currently using one of my best friend's computer and will sleep in his bed while he takes the sofa after I took him to see a free movie the day before his birthday.

And it's a really comfy bed, too.


Trisha Lynn
...so big and comfy...

[keswickgallagher]

I am currently using one of my best friend's computer and will sleep in his bed while he takes the sofa after I took him to see a free movie the day before his birthday.

And it's a really comfy bed, too.


Trisha Lynn
...so big and comfy...

that sounds fair.

stealing my bed some times forcefully while I'm in it isn't as fair

[phlip]

Hey, I hope I'm not too out of form bumping this as a newbie, but, thanks to the magic of boredom and perverse bloody-mindedness, I bring you this reconstruction of all the fast-forwarded clips in the video.

In reply to the discussion that happened earlier: the clip from James Masterson is definitely spoken by Jer, but having the video also slowed down and synced to the audio makes it easier to see that the rest is all Matt (and Paul, obviously, and someone off-camera in the Paul bits that's too quiet for me to pick the voice... maybe James?).

[Emperor Gum]

Hey, I hope I'm not too out of form bumping this as a newbie, but, thanks to the magic of boredom and perverse bloody-mindedness, I bring you this reconstruction of all the fast-forwarded clips in the video.

In reply to the discussion that happened earlier: the clip from James Masterson is definitely spoken by Jer, but having the video also slowed down and synced to the audio makes it easier to see that the rest is all Matt (and Paul, obviously, and someone off-camera in the Paul bits that's too quiet for me to pick the voice... maybe James?).

phlip (Muse song?), good sir, I welcome you to the forums. Your offering pleases me.

[Graham]

Well played, good sir!

[EikoandMog]

Wow, nice work phlip.

[King Kool]

That is funny as hell.

[King Rocky IV]

I'm surprised nobody thought to try this before. Kudos to you, good sir. I just assumed it was all random gibberish added in post, since filming several minutes of content (Matt in various suits) for the use of a ten second joke seemed like a lot of work.

Oh, and way to make the rest of us look lazy!

[phlip]

I just tried slowing it down (mplayer has handy buttons to change the playback speed on the fly) so I could make out what was on the screen... and it turned out that it made the sound audible too. I wasn't expecting it either, but yeah, there's a heap of hilarity in there. I couldn't get the phrase "I'm Matt's toothpaste! Squeeze me everywhere!" out of my head for ages.

Looking around, I didn't see that anyone else had done it (though someone did post the audio track for the sped up bits) so I figured the full slowed-down clip had to be made. Also, I was sick of obsessively pounding the slowdown and speedup keys in mplayer every time this video came up in my "entertain me, computerised video machine!" shuffle.

Now, after trying to make it in Cinelerra, I realised I didn't have a video editing program that was actually any good, so I rolled my own... extracted the video with mplayer into an uncompressed audio track and a directory full of PNG files (14GB all up!) and wrote a Python script to duplicate frames and slow down the audio as necessary to slow down the sped-up clips, and then used mencoder to pull it all back together into an AVI. cH-Paul would be proud.

[iamafish]

that makes your achievement all the more awesome! well done good sir and welcome to the LRRums. you get an iamafish seal of approval



worth approximately jack shit.