Skeletor's Dick

[MasterKuno]

Piano tabs plz so I can serenade my fiance with this masterpiece on a keyboard.

Dunno, if you caught this, but Bag Fries consists of 2 members, a singer and a guitarist. Even if you tried to take the music and apply it to a piano, most metal songs would just not work at all.
Anyway, not a bad video I guess, maybe a tad low brow, with the talking of dicks for three minutes but still not bad.

I was being sarcastic, but aside from that, anything and everything can actually be played on the piano because the piano is one of the only instruments (aside from the harp) that has the full range of notes.

[Bob The Magic Camel]

Why am I not surprised at Morgan's part? I'm guessing he was rather...eager...to shoot this one.

Watch it groooooooooooooooooooowwww.

I totally took that first sentance the wrong way first time I read it.

[Bryy M. Miller]

I liked it well enough.

[Cheeseonfire]

I think we all see who the true master of the universe is now.

[StoneageRocker]

Question: It looks like it was filmed in a car park, is it the same one from The Deal?

[Graham]

Shredder had his cameras,
Shredder had his cameras,
In the city, in the city.
You think that's bad?
You think that's bad?
Well I've seen Skeletor's dick!

Flipping side-to-side,
Between his legs and thighs,
It's a mediocre size,
You can see it in his eyes.

See the bone hiding in the darkness,
Traumatized by his small man-ness,
Paralyzed by the terror inside you,
Skeletor's dick will always find you.

Megatron killed Optimus,
Megatron killed Prime,
In a city, in a city.
You think that's bad?
You think that's bad?
Well I've seen Skeletor's dick!

Balls are hanging down,
Scraping on the ground,
It's a horrifying sound,
And your ears begin to pound!

See the bone invading your nightmares,
Suck your soul with its one-eyed stare.
Feel the evil that penetrates you,
Skeletor's dick will always rape you.

Ohhhh-Ohhhh-Ohhhhhhhh

Nemesis Enforcer,
Nemesis Enforcer,
In the city, in the city.
You think that's bad?
You think that's bad?
I'll tell you what's bad!
Yeah, I'll tell you what's bad!

You think you've seen dick,
Well you ain't seen dick,
Til you've seen Skeletor's dick!

Lock your doors and hide your women,
Skeletor's dick has come to fill them.
By the glow of the pale moonlight,
Skeletor's dick will rise tonight.

To end the reign of old snake mountain,
The power of Greyskull you can count on.

Nothing can stop its growing power,
Watch it growwwww.
Watch it growwwww.
Watch it growwwww.
Watch it GROWWWWW!

[Cake]

Thanks, Graham!

[browncoat]

Weird.
Not really my type of lyrics X D

Also: Decent music video, I've seen a lot worse!

[sevey]

About the music thing, you're right anything could be theoretically transcribed to the piano (it doesn't quite have a full range of notes), I was getting that it would sound strange to have a rock song like this on a piano.
And Graham isn't the subject matter exactly what makes something low-brow? Even whether it was cleverly written or not.

[Graham]

And Graham isn't the subject matter exactly what makes something low-brow? Even whether it was cleverly written or not.

I disagree. I think an incredibly well-written and clever fart joke can be high comedy despite the subject.

[StoneageRocker]

And Graham isn't the subject matter exactly what makes something low-brow? Even whether it was cleverly written or not.

I disagree. I think an incredibly well-written and clever fart joke can be high comedy despite the subject.

I know a funny Summerian one...

[Matt]

And Graham isn't the subject matter exactly what makes something low-brow? Even whether it was cleverly written or not.

no, not at all. Clever writing and wit differentiate something like Monty Python's "isn't it awfully nice to have a penis" from base-level anatomical or body-function humour.

The artistry involved in constructing such a thing classes it up. It's funny not simply because it's about wangs, but because it treats wangs in a smart, and almost poetic way.

basicly, it's "lol, wangs can be classy too!" not "LOLWANGS"

-m

[Dr Frankenjam]

Aw
Watched both this and the new phailhaus when they went up on revver (strange how this has hit the site before the phailhaus btw considering that was up on revver first) and i found neither of them particularly funny. After the immediate "ololol they is talking bout he man stuffs" chuckle that is.

Ah well. Can't be brilliant all the time.

[Beta-guy]

I've got to be honest, I usually love the videos but this week really wasn't something that I found to be funny, I do agree that crude humor can be funny, but I just didn't find this funny.

[King Kool]

And Graham isn't the subject matter exactly what makes something low-brow? Even whether it was cleverly written or not.

I disagree. I think an incredibly well-written and clever fart joke can be high comedy despite the subject.

As in "Morgan's Problem." (though that's poops and not farts)

That's actually the only example of scatalogical humor on LRR that comes to mind offhand.

[Evil Keebler Elf]

Disturbingly Awesome

"Coverage You Can Trust" cracked me up

[Lyinginbedmon]

I'll be darned if Geoff and Pat don't look different to their last appearances...(Geoff not so much, but that was more recent). I honestly didn't recognise them until I read the Wiki.

[Master Gunner]

Why am I not surprised at Morgan's part? I'm guessing he was rather...eager...to shoot this one.

Watch it groooooooooooooooooooowwww.

I totally took that first sentance the wrong way first time I read it.

Wait...there's a right way to take that sentence? Why am I always the last to know about these things?

[Cake]

Can't be brilliant all the time.

What? This IS brilliant! One of my favs!

[Semerus]

I agree with Corax that it isn't the standard LRR video. I enjoyed it, give me a few childish laughs. I kinda still have a craving for some usual LRR scetch comedy.

Overall very good production value, and an 'intresting' break from the norm.

[CtMolloy]

yay(?)...music videos where the guitars and mic's aren't plugged in...

...mmmmm...SM58......

invisible wireless units.

[Emperor Gum]

Well, I guess this proves you can never guess what the next video is going to be. Matt and Graham are sounding a little bit insecure in their defense of this video's artistry. 'Low brow' includes 'popular' music, this is 'popular' music; that doesn't mean it isn't good. Most humour, certainly almost all on Loading Ready Run, is lowbrow. Keep it that way.

I guess Morgan proved he has the balls.

[Graham]

Can't be brilliant all the time.

What? This IS brilliant! One of my favs!

Thank you, I agree.


I'm really quite shocked at how much you guys are letting the fact that it's a penis joke ruin a fantastic video for you. I'm exceedingly proud of this video.

I mean, it's your call right? I can't make you like it, and I'm not going to defend it or get upset with you, I'm just very surprised.

[Semerus]

No, I enjoy the wangatastic humour.

I was just hoping for another 'A Sacred Duty' esk video.

[Matt]

Well, I guess this proves you can never guess what the next video is going to be. Matt and Graham are sounding a little bit insecure in their defense of this video's artistry. 'Low brow' includes 'popular' music, this is 'popular' music; that doesn't mean it isn't good. Most humour, certainly almost all on Loading Ready Run, is lowbrow. Keep it that way.

I guess Morgan proved he has the balls.

I question your definition of "low-brow"

-m