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Haiku

Postby Zhyard » 08 Sep 2009, 21:50

I'm so bored right now.
Writes haiku to spend my time.
Expects same from you.

Creates haiku thread.
There are two three year old ones.
Hate necromancy.

Ate nachos last night.
Got too much of a good thing.
I just shat my pants
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Re: Haiku

Postby Arius » 08 Sep 2009, 21:59

Spoke with my former.
She does not care anymore.
New girl Thursday night.

Asked girl to dinner,
She said not today, sadly.
Thursday night is good.

Washing sheets Wednesday.
If all goes well Thursday night,
Washing sheets Friday.
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Re: Haiku

Postby steelfox » 08 Sep 2009, 22:15

Monday drags along
The Internet holds no mirth
Loading Ready... Run
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Re: Haiku

Postby Zhyard » 08 Sep 2009, 22:39

Today's not Monday.
Today's Tuesday or Wednesday.
Depends where you are.
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Re: Haiku

Postby steelfox » 08 Sep 2009, 22:48

I had no idea
I thought Haikus were timeless
Refrigerator
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Re: Haiku

Postby Kara » 08 Sep 2009, 23:21

Fuck my life you guys
The Summer has ended now
I've done nothing still.
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Re: Haiku

Postby Arius » 09 Sep 2009, 00:01

Oh my god, you guys
I had a great idea:
LRR logo on car.
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Re: Haiku

Postby Evil Jim » 09 Sep 2009, 00:17

Saw the Nerd Flu thread
With this one right underneath.
Thought, "Nerd Flu haiku."
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Re: Haiku

Postby Lyinginbedmon » 09 Sep 2009, 01:03

Hours before trip
My wallet sits penniless
Fork over change please
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Re: Haiku

Postby Genghis Ares » 09 Sep 2009, 01:07

Lyinginbedmon wrote:Hours before trip
My wallet sits penniless
More change please


575.
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Re: Haiku

Postby Lyinginbedmon » 09 Sep 2009, 01:10

Genghis Ares wrote:
Lyinginbedmon wrote:Hours before trip
My wallet sits penniless
Fork over change please


575.

1337?
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Re: Haiku

Postby Arius » 09 Sep 2009, 01:10

To write a haiku
You must write lines correctly
Five, seven, and five.
H̼̮̖͓̻ͮ̀ͬ̓e̟̦͉̾̔̀ͣ͆̄ ͚̤̈̉ͦ̎ͭ̚c̰̠͚̜̹ͪ̐̎̃ͅo̗͌͛ͥ͑m̍ͬͥ̚e͍̱̲̤͚̹͔͛s͚̱̤͚̲̭̗̃̎ͭ̚.̘̫̖̮̠͒̔.̝̹̟̳͚̂̆̋͌̐̚.̬͓̰̃̑
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Re: Haiku

Postby ThrashJazzAssassin » 09 Sep 2009, 02:38

Lyinginbedmon
Sadly you have failed today
Take the walk of shame.

Words which could be said
In one or two syllables
Are a bad idea.

Well done, Arius
Self-referential haiku
It is most pleasing.
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Re: Haiku

Postby Cake » 09 Sep 2009, 04:27

A non-sequitur.
Another non-sequitur.
This was quite random!
Wil Wheaton says "Game over, Moonpie."
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Re: Haiku

Postby Machalllewis » 09 Sep 2009, 04:38

In the library
I search for some PAX info
No net back at home

Haikus are funny
But sometimes they dont make sense
Hippopotamus

Woe it is my shame
I totally stole that one
Off of a t-shirt

Edit: Has been done
To correct my dumb mistake
More care is needed
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Re: Haiku

Postby Mad Madam Mimm » 09 Sep 2009, 06:38

I just spent all day
Working as Post Office Clerk
Resisting choc'late

Came home from my job
Mum had bought me wispa gold
Fate wants me chubby
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Re: Haiku

Postby Zhyard » 09 Sep 2009, 06:57

Hey Machalllewis
Alas has two syllables
At least, so I think

Would you look at that
Thread became quite successful
I feel so empty

Why do I play this
Oblivion feels like work
I want my paycheck!

Don't know what to play
Should I finish Bioshock?
I want Red Faction

I never beat games
GoW, GTA, Mass Effect
Does this make me Matt?
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Re: Haiku

Postby steelfox » 09 Sep 2009, 08:00

Finish Bioshock
The story was predictable
but is worth your time
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Re: Haiku

Postby Arius » 09 Sep 2009, 17:16

I woke up at four
Not in the morning, mind you.
Sleeping in is fun.

Have not eaten yet.
For some reason, not sure why.
Going to get food.

I still have some left,
Panda Express in a box.
But want something else.

Need to gain weight now.
Heading out to McDonalds.
Anyone want some?

Oh, right. You are there.
I am here, without you all.
Sucks for you, food time.
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Re: Haiku

Postby Vigafre » 09 Sep 2009, 17:24

You folks are quite skilled
I suck at making haikus
Oh wait, nevermind
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Re: Haiku

Postby Lavos » 09 Sep 2009, 17:26

Kara wrote:Fuck my life you guys
The Summer has ended now
I've done nothing still.

ha ha ha ha ha
nobody likes you biotch
except for me lol

:wink:
i dont know what's happening anymore
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Re: Haiku

Postby 2stepz » 09 Sep 2009, 17:51

I have a feeling
If ever I met Lavos
(never gonna happen)

I would be a very
Confused Bumfuzzled chica
2stepz mind asplode
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Re: Haiku

Postby Chuckles » 09 Sep 2009, 18:41

I hate to break form
But 2stepz reminded me
of a metal song.

Because it's Midnite.
It's by a band: Limozeen.
I thought of this verse:

"I got a feeling:
it's leather tough, you better
believe it." okay?

The band isn't real.
Were created in a 'toon
called Strong bad e-mail.

I didn't break form!
This makes me very surprised;
I'm bad at haiku.
"Flat beer or a lumpy mattress. Take your pick."
"I'd prefer a flat mattress."
"Hmm.. Well, it could be done.. If I take the lumps out of the mattress, and put them in the beer, you'd have a flat mattress and a lumpy beer!"
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Re: Haiku

Postby tak197 » 09 Sep 2009, 21:20

"There once was a Girl
From Nantucket" limerick
The Aristocrats!
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Re: Haiku

Postby King Kool » 09 Sep 2009, 21:58

Why do mermaids have breasts? Maybe we should just be grateful that they do.
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