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Re: Haiku

Postby Danzama » 24 Feb 2012, 10:11

To learn Japanese
this is what I aim to do
I will need some time

to learn the language
a new friend will help me out
I want it to be fun
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Re: Haiku

Postby The Mimm » 25 Feb 2012, 12:28

What is up, bitches?
Oho yes, I'm back again
so, manah-manah.
Life's like a movie, write your own ending,
Keep believing, keep pretending
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Re: Haiku

Postby Geoff_B » 25 Feb 2012, 12:31

Doo-doo-do-do-doo
Nice to see you back again
What Have You done now?
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Re: Haiku

Postby The Mimm » 25 Feb 2012, 12:49

Not a whole lot, Geoff,
getting my degree soon, um,
and making my name
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Re: Haiku

Postby plummeting_sloth » 25 Feb 2012, 18:21

I came here to kick
Ass and chew bubble-gum and
I'm all out of gum.
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Re: Haiku

Postby Deedles » 26 Feb 2012, 04:25

I got some to spare
Would you maybe like one, sir?
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Re: Haiku

Postby Geoff_B » 26 Feb 2012, 05:38

New flavour of gum
Warning: Not recommended
For those with soft bums
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Re: Haiku

Postby Mowinckel » 26 Feb 2012, 06:19

so it is a gum
that waits a day after chew
and then it kicks you?
If I'm half-mad, then which do you think I consider my better half?
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Re: Haiku

Postby Geoff_B » 26 Feb 2012, 08:40

That's what the ad says
It comes in a big wrapper
That contains a boot
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Re: Haiku

Postby plummeting_sloth » 03 Mar 2012, 15:14

I am quite sorry.
This haiku's only filler.
Gets my post count up.
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Re: Haiku

Postby the amativeness » 03 Mar 2012, 15:58

Almost at one K.
You should post a little more.
Try some more haikus.
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Re: Haiku

Postby tamaness » 03 Mar 2012, 16:11

you and your post count:
while impressive, also sad.
I'm not just jealous -.-;;
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Re: Haiku

Postby plummeting_sloth » 03 Mar 2012, 16:38

My last haiku's shame.
Done for such a low reason.
Have no shame at all.
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Re: Haiku

Postby Deedles » 03 Mar 2012, 17:54

I am really warm
It's too effing hot in here
Open a window!
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Re: Haiku

Postby plummeting_sloth » 03 Mar 2012, 17:57

Ah, feel the ocean breeze!
A gentle warm wind on skin.
Wait... was that your fart?
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Re: Haiku

Postby the amativeness » 03 Mar 2012, 18:22

Sorry for my fart,
shouldn't have eaten those eggs.
Hey, you passed 1K!
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Re: Haiku

Postby plummeting_sloth » 03 Mar 2012, 18:29

Updates that are here
Seem quite a bit more forced than
others that are not.
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Re: Haiku

Postby JustAName » 03 Mar 2012, 18:31

What are you talking
About this is not forced at
All. Wow bad meter.
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Re: Haiku

Postby tamaness » 03 Mar 2012, 21:03

haiku does force one
to consider one's choice of
words more carefully.
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Re: Haiku

Postby Psyclone » 03 Mar 2012, 23:57

I have had entire
Conversations in haiku
Before. (they were slow.)
They/them/their pronouns

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Re: Haiku

Postby auberginequeen » 04 Mar 2012, 00:02

Russia-bound roommate
Now also Belgium and France
So we all got drunk

Should be studying
For Abnormal Psych midterm
But just can't be assed
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Re: Haiku

Postby the amativeness » 04 Mar 2012, 00:02

Psyclone, that first line
has six syllables in it.
"I've" would be better.
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Re: Haiku

Postby auberginequeen » 04 Mar 2012, 00:07

Played DCUO
With none other than Jester
'Twas a day well spent

Not too good at LoL
"KILL-STEAL" "Y U LET ME DIE"
Make up your damn mind

Bad Russian pop song
Worse than Hava Nagila
Please leave my brain be
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Re: Haiku

Postby Psyclone » 04 Mar 2012, 00:10

I pronounce entire
With two syllables, so yeah.
It is kind of weird.
They/them/their pronouns

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Re: Haiku

Postby auberginequeen » 04 Mar 2012, 00:15

Interrupting your
Haiku conversations is
Something I enjoy :twisted:
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