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Re: Haiku

Postby Mad Madam Mimm » 13 Sep 2009, 00:26

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Re: Haiku

Postby Zhyard » 13 Sep 2009, 00:47

Long way there for me.
My pace is not very fast.
Would take 15 years.
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Re: Haiku

Postby Master Gunner » 13 Sep 2009, 05:43

In 2 years 1K
By 3 years 6-point-5K
Just keep on going
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Re: Haiku

Postby the amativeness » 13 Sep 2009, 08:11

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Re: Haiku

Postby ThrashJazzAssassin » 13 Sep 2009, 08:39

He was referring
To missing out the line breaks
Not lack of haiku.
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Re: Haiku

Postby Master Gunner » 13 Sep 2009, 08:55

spam spam spam spam spam
spam spam spam spam spam spam spam
spam spam spam spam spam
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Re: Haiku

Postby Metcarfre » 13 Sep 2009, 08:59

Corn pollen is here
I am allergic to it
Allegra don't work
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Re: Haiku

Postby Lawman » 13 Sep 2009, 09:00

My personal favourite:

http://limerickdb.com/?33 wrote:There was an old man
From Peru, whose lim'ricks all
Look'd like haiku. He

Said with a laugh "I
Cut them in half, the pay is
Much better for two."
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Re: Haiku

Postby Kara » 13 Sep 2009, 09:48

Lots to drink last night
Fun times at the beach for all
Now hungover, fuck my life.
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Re: Haiku

Postby Zhyard » 15 Sep 2009, 14:13

Were loosing him doc.
Klaatu verada niktu!
Now rise from the dead.
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Re: Haiku

Postby theDreamer » 15 Sep 2009, 15:09

Dear Christ! Zombies rise
To eat brains, but not our eyes
We'll run for our lives!

Yes, rhyming Haiku
I'm a genius, prod'gy, too
Can't think of last rhyme
I can put my hands in my head, and I can laugh it in the face.
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Re: Haiku

Postby Trisha Lynn » 15 Sep 2009, 17:54

Thing I'm glad for now:
Eating ice cream "just because"
Go, Gadget-Paycheck!
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Re: Haiku

Postby tak197 » 15 Sep 2009, 19:38

Holy Fucking Shit!
It's a dinosaur, get in
the tit-fucking car!
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Re: Haiku

Postby Master Gunner » 15 Sep 2009, 19:52

Holy Fucking-Shit!
It's a dinosaur, get in
the tit fucking-car!
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Re: Haiku

Postby Arius » 15 Sep 2009, 20:08

Watching news tonight
The anchor said something new
"Tried to pwn debate."

The above is true
I was in a state of shock
Likely a typo.

Below is a lie
The previous line is true.
I just blew my mind.
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Re: Haiku

Postby Genghis Ares » 16 Sep 2009, 17:50

I need to get me
A rhyming dictionary
so I can be cool.
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Re: Haiku

Postby Vigafre » 16 Sep 2009, 17:56

Try Rhymezone.com
It has plenty of rhymed words.
And a thesaurus!
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Re: Haiku

Postby Genghis Ares » 16 Sep 2009, 18:16

I'm looking for 5
I have no need for 7
Just let me take 5.
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Re: Haiku

Postby Unclever title » 16 Sep 2009, 21:25

I yam what I yam
And that's all I yam
I'm Popeye the sailorman.

A man was sailing,
The hat he wore on his head
Oft smelled of fish cakes.

A fish once stood up
and thought calmly to himself,
"I do not have legs..."

Riddle me this, Sphinx:
What sits on its big fat ass
morning, noon, and night?

An electron said,
"We have chemistry," to whom
she had her ion.

Humor is precious...
but puns are so very cheap.
I regret nothing!
My train of thought is more like a roller coaster that has loop de loops and no safety bars.
I don't know if I'm tall enough to ride.
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Re: Haiku

Postby Kara » 16 Sep 2009, 22:42

Job interviews suck
I feel like a fraud always
Job hunting sucks ass.
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Re: Haiku

Postby Lavos » 16 Sep 2009, 22:44

You know that you could
have just said i always feel
like a fraud, right? hoe
i dont know what's happening anymore
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Re: Haiku

Postby Kara » 16 Sep 2009, 22:47

I'm clearly not smart
Not as brilliant as you
It's cause you're asian.
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Re: Haiku

Postby Lavos » 16 Sep 2009, 22:49

Yea I know, ha ha
I get that alot sometimes
It's cause im asian
i dont know what's happening anymore
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Re: Haiku

Postby Trisha Lynn » 17 Sep 2009, 04:20

Wrote a blog entry
Money is in bank account
Day is starting well


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Re: Haiku

Postby Machalllewis » 17 Sep 2009, 04:34

Bloody Government
No money for Lewis yet
Bad start to the day
Nothing to see here.
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