Haiku
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Re: Haiku
All you can eat shrimp.
This is what the restaurant offered.
They'll soon regret it.
This is what the restaurant offered.
They'll soon regret it.
He habitually wears an expression as if he had determined to drive his head through a brick wall, and was about to do it (Description of U.S. Grant)
Elomin Sha wrote:I love the smell of napalm'd sloths in the morning.
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Re: Haiku
I thought this topic
Was for the Whatever Thing
Turns out it wasn't.
Was for the Whatever Thing
Turns out it wasn't.
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Re: Haiku
SoldieroFortune,
You promised me some prizes.
Can I have them please?
You promised me some prizes.
Can I have them please?
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Re: Haiku
Haiku are awesome
If not a little random
Happy potatoes.
If not a little random
Happy potatoes.
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Re: Haiku
Rescued from page two.
May soon return there again.
Haiku's here, for now.
May soon return there again.
Haiku's here, for now.
He habitually wears an expression as if he had determined to drive his head through a brick wall, and was about to do it (Description of U.S. Grant)
Elomin Sha wrote:I love the smell of napalm'd sloths in the morning.
Re: Haiku
Bought a new mattress
Springy-er than the old one
Bouncy, bouncy, bounce...
Springy-er than the old one
Bouncy, bouncy, bounce...
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Re: Haiku
This line has five beats.
But this line has seven beats.
Back to five beats here.
But this line has seven beats.
Back to five beats here.
He habitually wears an expression as if he had determined to drive his head through a brick wall, and was about to do it (Description of U.S. Grant)
Elomin Sha wrote:I love the smell of napalm'd sloths in the morning.
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Re: Haiku
A good description
Of these haiku just cannot
Be put into words.
Of these haiku just cannot
Be put into words.
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Re: Haiku
This is not haiku.
Not quite to haiku here yet.
Ahhh... there it is. Nice.
Not quite to haiku here yet.
Ahhh... there it is. Nice.
He habitually wears an expression as if he had determined to drive his head through a brick wall, and was about to do it (Description of U.S. Grant)
Elomin Sha wrote:I love the smell of napalm'd sloths in the morning.
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Re: Haiku
All haiku must be
Very carefully written,
Not much like this one.
Very carefully written,
Not much like this one.
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Re: Haiku
An astronomer
studies the weather above
why not asteroids?
studies the weather above
why not asteroids?
I am the world's punchline. I exist so that others may have someone to talk at, blame, and step on so that their lives may be better, at the small cost of my own.
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Re: Haiku
I made a haiku...
They are pretty easy really.
Oh wait, I can't count.
They are pretty easy really.
Oh wait, I can't count.
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Re: Haiku
Kathlink, viciously
poking tongue and sword, attacks.
Proud Ganon resists.
Clown hair... Insane grin...
The vuvuzelas wave, wave...
My wet dreams came true.
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Re: Haiku
As you can see here
Saucy words were naughtily
Snuck in a column
Saucy words were naughtily
Snuck in a column
He habitually wears an expression as if he had determined to drive his head through a brick wall, and was about to do it (Description of U.S. Grant)
Elomin Sha wrote:I love the smell of napalm'd sloths in the morning.
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Re: Haiku
My mouth feels funny
Toothpaste did not work well
May have to rebrush.
Toothpaste did not work well
May have to rebrush.
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Re: Haiku
Buns buns buns buns buns,
buns buns buns buns buns buns buns,
for Sir Mixalot.
buns buns buns buns buns buns buns,
for Sir Mixalot.
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Re: Haiku
Five and a half years
Almost 15-point-2-k
Please, like I would stop
Almost 15-point-2-k
Please, like I would stop
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- Master Gunner
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Re: Haiku
What a cliche, Fay
I have ninty nine problems
My post count ain't one
I have ninty nine problems
My post count ain't one
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