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Re: Haiku

Postby Arius » 17 Sep 2009, 04:47

No Financial Aid.
Damn my parents' tax return.
So, student loans now.

I live alone now.
So why am I dependant?
Damn federal law.

Have not needed help.
Make my own damn money now.
Technicality.
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Re: Haiku

Postby Evil Jim » 18 Sep 2009, 00:05

Hey, I met a girl!
She's young & pretty & cute.
And tastes like rabbit.
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Re: Haiku

Postby Arius » 18 Sep 2009, 00:19

Car overheated.
I was on my way to class.
Damn you big white car.

Worst part was to come.
Christina missed class as well.
So, I get no notes.

Got it home later.
Checked the coolant, it was full.
Oil was all dried up.
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Re: Haiku

Postby Machalllewis » 18 Sep 2009, 00:21

In my opinion
Rabbit is a bizarre thing
For her to taste of
Nothing to see here.
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Re: ff

Postby Zhyard » 18 Sep 2009, 10:13

Are you serious?
That's not even partly right.
I smell troll or bot.
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Re: Haiku

Postby Kara » 18 Sep 2009, 10:20

A bot with 10 posts?
Every post is the same
Let's ban his ass now.
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Re: Haiku

Postby Zhyard » 18 Sep 2009, 22:42

The bot is gone now
My post no longer makes sense
I look like a fool
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Re: Haiku

Postby ThrashJazzAssassin » 19 Sep 2009, 08:20

I was wondering
To what you were referring
Thought bot was mirage.

Still searching for job
Boredom setting in right now
Time to break for tea.
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Re: Haiku

Postby Zhyard » 19 Sep 2009, 09:57

Idea for a job
Become a super villain
They always have cash
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Re: Haiku

Postby Vigafre » 19 Sep 2009, 10:00

The thing with villains
is that they must get caught by
the Goddamn Batman


Also, screw format
I just really wanted to say
the Goddamn Batman
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Re: Haiku

Postby Arius » 19 Sep 2009, 22:45

Went to mechanic.
Diagnosis: Intake leak.
Son of a Buick.

Cost to repair it?
About five hundred dollars.
This sucks massively.

Before I had bills,
Never had a car problem.
Damn you vehicle!
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Rhyming, Semi-Pictorial Haiku

Postby ThrashJazzAssassin » 20 Sep 2009, 06:20

I have heard it said:
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ROFLMAO instead.
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Re: Haiku

Postby Zhyard » 20 Sep 2009, 07:12

I chopped up chili
While showering I was dumb
My penis burns now
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Re: Haiku

Postby the amativeness » 20 Sep 2009, 18:18

Will you be alright?
That can hurt something awful.
Be careful next time.
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Re: Haiku

Postby Zhyard » 20 Sep 2009, 22:15

It wasn't so bad.
Rubbing my eye was much worse.
Stung like a bitch though.
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Re: Haiku

Postby Kara » 20 Sep 2009, 22:48

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Fuck fuck my life fuck.
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Re: Haiku

Postby Arius » 20 Sep 2009, 23:02

Excuse me for this,
Asking the obvious, but
Problem there Kara?
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Re: Haiku

Postby Kara » 20 Sep 2009, 23:12

People really suck
Go away for the weekend
And you're fucked over.
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Re: Haiku

Postby Arius » 20 Sep 2009, 23:17

People suck, indeed.
But murder is illegal,
So what can you do?
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Re: Haiku

Postby Kara » 20 Sep 2009, 23:19

Break the law maybe?
Wait, that is a bad plan, dang
Sounds like lots of fun.
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Re: Haiku

Postby Arius » 20 Sep 2009, 23:22

Think of it this way:
Revenge is sweeter for you
If it lasts longer.
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Re: Haiku

Postby Evil Jim » 21 Sep 2009, 02:06

Sorry to hear, Kara.
You have many friends at LRR.
Maybe we can help.
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Re: Haiku

Postby Arius » 22 Sep 2009, 03:11

Two quizzes this week.
Midterms just around the bend.
Why did I go back?

Car dying, friends gone.
Stress building up inside now.
Damn sobriety!

Too much time at work.
Nothing to do but think then.
I should never think.

I am not sure now.
My mind is overclocking.
Dissect everything.
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Re: Haiku

Postby Evil Jim » 22 Sep 2009, 03:28

"The sheriff is *BONG!*"
"Hey, where the white women at?"
...My quotes need some work.
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Re: Haiku

Postby Arius » 23 Sep 2009, 01:12

Zombies! Zombies! Help!
They are all around. Ahh! Ahhhh!
Uhhh. Brains. Brains. Ohhhh. Brains.
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