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Re: Haiku
Posted: 22 Oct 2009, 14:50
by Dr. Atrocity
DUH-NA-NUH-NA-NA
DUH-NA-NUH-NA-NUH-NA-NAH
BATMAN! BATMA-AN!
*ahem*
Over and under,
The crimson, shining, heaving..
What was I saying?
Re: Haiku
Posted: 23 Oct 2009, 09:52
by Arius
Job offer nearby.
Hopefully it will go through.
I need a new job.
Re: Haiku
Posted: 09 Nov 2009, 04:09
by ThrashJazzAssassin
ARISE, HAIKU THREAD!
FROM THE DEPTHS OF THE FORUM
YOU SHALL LIVE ONCE MORE
Softly through the trees
Whispers like a gentle breeze -
My God! Killer bees!
Re: Haiku
Posted: 09 Nov 2009, 04:16
by Machalllewis
Linkara, Spoony
The Nostalgia Critic too
Channel Awesome rocks.
Re: Haiku
Posted: 10 Nov 2009, 20:00
by Arius
What I saw today...
It will haunt me 'til I die.
Pterodactyl porn.
Re: Haiku
Posted: 10 Nov 2009, 20:25
by Gordon Fearman
Where did you find it?
Send on over a link, bro
I am curious
Re: Haiku
Posted: 10 Nov 2009, 20:40
by tak197
Why is it funny
When Beyonce clown goes "BAM"
And hurts her damn face?
Re: Haiku
Posted: 11 Nov 2009, 05:17
by ThrashJazzAssassin
Oh, Gordon Fearman
Just type it into Google
If you really must.
Re: Haiku
Posted: 30 Nov 2009, 00:25
by Arius
There was this old thread
It kept on disappearing
But I've brought it back.
Re: Haiku
Posted: 30 Nov 2009, 09:41
by epocalypse
Haikus are fun to
Write, except when you have one
Too many sylla-
Re: Haiku
Posted: 30 Nov 2009, 11:28
by Dark the Reaper
If i Have to hear
About Windows XP more
i will face palm here
Re: Haiku
Posted: 30 Nov 2009, 11:30
by Theremin
I should be writing.
I should be photoshopping.
Instead I sit here...
Re: Haiku
Posted: 30 Nov 2009, 23:30
by Gordon Fearman
I came back Sunday
Thanksgiving was delicious
How many new threads?
Re: Haiku
Posted: 01 Dec 2009, 15:23
by the amativeness
Too many new threads
Cannot read all of them now
But I have no choice...
Re: Haiku
Posted: 01 Dec 2009, 15:34
by epocalypse
the amativeness wrote:Too many new threads
Cannot read all of them now
But I have no choice...
On the internet time drains,
But that says nothing of forums;
They're goddamn sink holes.
Re: Haiku
Posted: 01 Dec 2009, 15:43
by 2stepz
So Freaking Nervous.
Grad School Plans in Progress Now -
Time to escape job.
Two weeks to Pack up
Leaving the Desert for good
Home for Holidays?
Re: Haiku
Posted: 01 Dec 2009, 16:09
by Longshot
Christmas is coming
I will visit my parents
Enjoy it I won't
Re: Haiku
Posted: 01 Dec 2009, 16:45
by Lawman
Guys, is it just me,
Or are haikus completely
Piss-easy to write?
Re: Haiku
Posted: 01 Dec 2009, 19:18
by Ottoman
2stepz wrote:Two weeks to Pack up
Leaving the Desert for good
Home for Holidays?
Forget the desert.
Holiday cheer must be hard
In forty-plus heat.
Lawman, haikus are
not at all easy to write.
(Shh, keep it down, you!)
Re: Haiku
Posted: 02 Dec 2009, 03:17
by ThrashJazzAssassin
Starts writing haiku
Can't quite find the right last line...
Look, a distraction!
Re: Haiku
Posted: 02 Dec 2009, 03:23
by Machalllewis
One blink to the next
Time still slips through our fingers
Haikus can be dull.
Re: Haiku
Posted: 02 Dec 2009, 03:38
by Theremin
Breakfast! Breakfast now!
Bacon and love apple sauce!
Jamaicany fun!
Re: Haiku
Posted: 02 Dec 2009, 04:02
by Arius
Fuck me fuck me fuck.
This is the worst day ever.
I have no bacon...
Re: Haiku
Posted: 02 Dec 2009, 04:13
by ThrashJazzAssassin
What did you just say?
Complete absence of bacon?
Then all hope is lost!
Re: Haiku
Posted: 02 Dec 2009, 06:34
by DerpoFrito
Why, Tyler Durden?
His name WAS Robert Paulson.
But, where is my mind?
Put on Sunglasses
Say the witty one liner.
Wait for the YEAAAAAAAAAA