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Re: Haiku

Postby Dark the Reaper » 02 Dec 2009, 09:41

I made a death knight
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Some one please halp mes!
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Re: Haiku

Postby epocalypse » 02 Dec 2009, 10:40

Look, it's not that hard.
I'm telling you to do it.
Write a damn haiku.
Time flies when I launch grandfather clocks from my trebuchet.
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Re: Haiku

Postby Chuckles » 15 Jan 2010, 19:12

Applesauce-fingers,
albeit non-sequitur,
cutting three ribbons.
"Flat beer or a lumpy mattress. Take your pick."
"I'd prefer a flat mattress."
"Hmm.. Well, it could be done.. If I take the lumps out of the mattress, and put them in the beer, you'd have a flat mattress and a lumpy beer!"
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Re: Haiku

Postby the amativeness » 15 Jan 2010, 23:17

That, my good sir,
is the worst haiku that
I've ever heard.

And yes, 4-6-4 is a legit form of Haiku.
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Re: Haiku

Postby ChoTomoko » 16 Jan 2010, 05:39

Cannot bussing sleep
Want to dream of Fallout 3
Med-X addict... Yay!

Coffee not so good
When drunken at 3 am
God, I'm a dumbass

Starting to dose off
Then jolted out of my sleep
Damn passing moped...
I've been stabbed, shot at, impaled, been beheaded with a chainsaw, set on fire and had a parasite injected into me and I'M STILL NOT CRYING!
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Re: Haiku

Postby Mad Madam Mimm » 16 Jan 2010, 05:40

Tomorrow Morning
I'll leave for Uni again.
Thank Fah-ucking Christ.
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Re: Haiku

Postby Lawman » 16 Jan 2010, 05:54

Last line's too short, Mimm.

Nonetheless, hope the journey
goes well. See you soon.
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Re: Haiku

Postby Mad Madam Mimm » 16 Jan 2010, 05:58

I, um, don't know what
You could possibly mean, um,
There was no edit.
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Re: Haiku

Postby Theremin » 16 Jan 2010, 08:37

I have no water.
Did not pay the bill last week.
Empty bath taunts me.
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Re: Haiku

Postby Chuckles » 12 Feb 2010, 13:29

the amativeness wrote:That, my good sir,
is the worst haiku that
I've ever heard.
It's legitimate.
Syllables, and not meaning,
Define a haiku.

The words that I used
Were not ones that I made up.
Therefore, it's okay.

Maybe, for next time
You should not think into it;
Assess syllables.
"Flat beer or a lumpy mattress. Take your pick."
"I'd prefer a flat mattress."
"Hmm.. Well, it could be done.. If I take the lumps out of the mattress, and put them in the beer, you'd have a flat mattress and a lumpy beer!"
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Re: Haiku

Postby Mister Fiend » 14 Feb 2010, 01:12

I wrote a Haiku
At least I think that I did
I'm not too sure now
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Re: Haiku

Postby Arius » 14 Feb 2010, 01:16

There is a new song
Written in a haiku prose
Click me to hear it.
H̼̮̖͓̻ͮ̀ͬ̓e̟̦͉̾̔̀ͣ͆̄ ͚̤̈̉ͦ̎ͭ̚c̰̠͚̜̹ͪ̐̎̃ͅo̗͌͛ͥ͑m̍ͬͥ̚e͍̱̲̤͚̹͔͛s͚̱̤͚̲̭̗̃̎ͭ̚.̘̫̖̮̠͒̔.̝̹̟̳͚̂̆̋͌̐̚.̬͓̰̃̑
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Re: Haiku

Postby Keab42 » 14 Feb 2010, 09:07

Dare I click the link
Evil Jim has lied before
It seems I fear Matt
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Re: Haiku

Postby Chuckles » 14 Feb 2010, 09:48

I'm playing a game
That I would rather not say.
Today: hide my shame.

I'll cut off your toes!
(This line has been redacted)
I am a genius.

Three separate thoughts
Written in five-seven-five.
...I think I'm thirsty.
"Flat beer or a lumpy mattress. Take your pick."
"I'd prefer a flat mattress."
"Hmm.. Well, it could be done.. If I take the lumps out of the mattress, and put them in the beer, you'd have a flat mattress and a lumpy beer!"
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Re: Haiku

Postby epocalypse » 14 Feb 2010, 10:48

It's an unwise man
who tries to outrun a train
With a vespa. Ciáo!
Time flies when I launch grandfather clocks from my trebuchet.
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Re: Haiku

Postby Huxley » 14 Feb 2010, 12:36

Cant think of poems?
English class in a few hours?
When in doubt: Haiku
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Re: Haiku

Postby the amativeness » 15 Feb 2010, 09:48

Something puzzles me.
Does Keab42 think
Arius is Jim?
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Re: Haiku

Postby Keab42 » 16 Feb 2010, 14:12

I broke your haiku
username has 4 not 5
Many get that wrong
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Re: Haiku

Postby Arius » 17 Feb 2010, 03:20

Is it not ke-ab?
That seems rather odd to me.
More syllables plox.
H̼̮̖͓̻ͮ̀ͬ̓e̟̦͉̾̔̀ͣ͆̄ ͚̤̈̉ͦ̎ͭ̚c̰̠͚̜̹ͪ̐̎̃ͅo̗͌͛ͥ͑m̍ͬͥ̚e͍̱̲̤͚̹͔͛s͚̱̤͚̲̭̗̃̎ͭ̚.̘̫̖̮̠͒̔.̝̹̟̳͚̂̆̋͌̐̚.̬͓̰̃̑
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Re: Haiku

Postby the amativeness » 27 Feb 2010, 22:17

Thanks Arius
for defending me here.
I owe you one.
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Re: Haiku

Postby Arius » 28 Feb 2010, 21:58

Well, now you are wrong.
Thanks is just one syllable.
Arius is three.
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Re: Haiku

Postby DRog » 28 Feb 2010, 22:03

I'm bad at haiku
I can't seem to get it right.
Goddamned syllables.
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Re: Haiku

Postby the amativeness » 01 Mar 2010, 12:49

Arius should note
Haikus are quite often made
In 4-6-4 form.
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Re: Haiku

Postby Ottoman » 01 Mar 2010, 13:25

the amativeness wrote:4-6-4 form.
If such form they take,
They are no longer Haiku;
Merely cheap knockoffs.
An engine that both consumes and creates malice.
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Re: Haiku

Postby Arius » 02 Mar 2010, 02:05

Next post, a new page
Whatever do we do now?
More haiku I guess.
H̼̮̖͓̻ͮ̀ͬ̓e̟̦͉̾̔̀ͣ͆̄ ͚̤̈̉ͦ̎ͭ̚c̰̠͚̜̹ͪ̐̎̃ͅo̗͌͛ͥ͑m̍ͬͥ̚e͍̱̲̤͚̹͔͛s͚̱̤͚̲̭̗̃̎ͭ̚.̘̫̖̮̠͒̔.̝̹̟̳͚̂̆̋͌̐̚.̬͓̰̃̑

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