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Re: Haiku

Postby plummeting_sloth » 24 Jan 2012, 18:12

All you can eat shrimp.
This is what the restaurant offered.
They'll soon regret it.
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Re: Haiku

Postby General Michi » 24 Jan 2012, 19:07

Wow, is that the time?
Why the Hell am I still up?
To the sleep-mobile!

zzzzz
zzzzzzz
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We put the brick on the accelerator.

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Re: Haiku

Postby ElementalAlchemist » 24 Jan 2012, 19:11

I thought this topic
Was for the Whatever Thing
Turns out it wasn't.
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Re: Haiku

Postby the amativeness » 25 Jan 2012, 19:07

SoldieroFortune,
You promised me some prizes.
Can I have them please?
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Re: Haiku

Postby ElementalAlchemist » 28 Jan 2012, 12:08

Haiku are awesome
If not a little random
Happy potatoes.
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Re: Haiku

Postby plummeting_sloth » 06 Feb 2012, 20:03

Rescued from page two.
May soon return there again.
Haiku's here, for now.
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Re: Haiku

Postby DuelLadyS » 07 Feb 2012, 16:02

Bought a new mattress
Springy-er than the old one
Bouncy, bouncy, bounce...
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Re: Haiku

Postby Deedles » 08 Feb 2012, 04:28

Been gone for a while
But I have returned again
Chocolate kitten
Hurp-De-Durp!
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Re: Haiku

Postby plummeting_sloth » 09 Feb 2012, 15:26

This line has five beats.
But this line has seven beats.
Back to five beats here.
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Re: Haiku

Postby ElementalAlchemist » 12 Feb 2012, 10:17

A good description
Of these haiku just cannot
Be put into words.
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Re: Haiku

Postby plummeting_sloth » 12 Feb 2012, 18:35

This is not haiku.
Not quite to haiku here yet.
Ahhh... there it is. Nice.
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Re: Haiku

Postby Deedles » 12 Feb 2012, 20:26

First I talk to you,
And then you talk to me too.
Bam! Conversation!
Hurp-De-Durp!
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Re: Haiku

Postby ElementalAlchemist » 17 Feb 2012, 06:43

All haiku must be
Very carefully written,
Not much like this one.
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Re: Haiku

Postby Beezy » 17 Feb 2012, 15:18

An astronomer
studies the weather above
why not asteroids?
I am the world's punchline. I exist so that others may have someone to talk at, blame, and step on so that their lives may be better, at the small cost of my own.
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Re: Haiku

Postby dackwards d » 19 Feb 2012, 20:39

I made a haiku...
They are pretty easy really.
Oh wait, I can't count.
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Re: Haiku

Postby Vigafre » 19 Feb 2012, 22:01

You keep using that
word. I do not think it means
what you think it means.

(I'm unoriginal.)
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Re: Haiku

Postby dackwards d » 19 Feb 2012, 22:18

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Kathlink, viciously
poking tongue and sword, attacks.
Proud Ganon resists.

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Clown hair... Insane grin...
The vuvuzelas wave, wave...
My wet dreams came true.
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Re: Haiku

Postby plummeting_sloth » 22 Feb 2012, 07:07

As you can see here
Saucy words were naughtily
Snuck in a column
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Re: Haiku

Postby Drinnik » 22 Feb 2012, 07:19

My mouth feels funny
Toothpaste did not work well
May have to rebrush.
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Re: Haiku

Postby The Jester » 22 Feb 2012, 07:53

Buns buns buns buns buns,
buns buns buns buns buns buns buns,
for Sir Mixalot.
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Re: Haiku

Postby JustAName » 22 Feb 2012, 13:50

I counted my posts.
Then, I told Gunner. Stupid.
Now he'll never stop.
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Re: Haiku

Postby Master Gunner » 22 Feb 2012, 14:07

Five and a half years
Almost 15-point-2-k
Please, like I would stop
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Re: Haiku

Postby JustAName » 22 Feb 2012, 14:15

You can always quit
The first step is admitting
You have a problem
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Re: Haiku

Postby Master Gunner » 22 Feb 2012, 14:24

What a cliche, Fay
I have ninty nine problems
My post count ain't one
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Re: Haiku

Postby JustAName » 22 Feb 2012, 14:28

I wanted to help
You said you wanted to stop
Filthy hypocrite
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