Someone Stole My Bike...AGAIN!
- Elomin Sha
- Posts: 15774
- Joined: 22 Feb 2008, 05:14
- First Video: Max Effect
- Location: Woodford Green, England
- Contact:
Someone Stole My Bike...AGAIN!
This video I just uploaded shows how I'm feeling: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt49Nphfpug
Went to get my bike this morning for work to find that is had been cut from the bike lock that was around the lamp post outside my house and wheeled off. The problem with them doing that is, there was no bike seat on it because I remove it every night because it is only attached by a simple catch. Also the Back wheel was locked off by a D-Lock. I've reported it to the police, but I don't expect anything from them...AGAIN!
My road is a cul-de-sac so it is annoying that it's gone. Forum members who remember what happened last year, someone walked INTO my flat and walked out with my last one (viewtopic.php?f=7&t=6811&start=0).
Went to get my bike this morning for work to find that is had been cut from the bike lock that was around the lamp post outside my house and wheeled off. The problem with them doing that is, there was no bike seat on it because I remove it every night because it is only attached by a simple catch. Also the Back wheel was locked off by a D-Lock. I've reported it to the police, but I don't expect anything from them...AGAIN!
My road is a cul-de-sac so it is annoying that it's gone. Forum members who remember what happened last year, someone walked INTO my flat and walked out with my last one (viewtopic.php?f=7&t=6811&start=0).
The most unique, nicest, and confusing individual you will get to know. Don't be stupid around me, that's my job.
https://displate.com/elominsha/galleries
If you need art, I take commissions, PM me.
https://displate.com/elominsha/galleries
If you need art, I take commissions, PM me.
- Elomin Sha
- Posts: 15774
- Joined: 22 Feb 2008, 05:14
- First Video: Max Effect
- Location: Woodford Green, England
- Contact:
Re: Someone Stole My Bike...AGAIN!
Very. At least this time I wasn't kicking the walls of the house.
The most unique, nicest, and confusing individual you will get to know. Don't be stupid around me, that's my job.
https://displate.com/elominsha/galleries
If you need art, I take commissions, PM me.
https://displate.com/elominsha/galleries
If you need art, I take commissions, PM me.
Re: Someone Stole My Bike...AGAIN!
I can't ride a bike in Waterloo. They get stolen like crazy around the school. And if they can't take them they will break them. It isn't worth it anymore after losing two bikes.
Re: Someone Stole My Bike...AGAIN!
Man, that sucks. Someone slashed my tires last week. Not -as- bad, but still rage-worthy. But on the bright side, I get to use this totally untasteful picture.
No longer your barrel-rolling monkey.
Re: Someone Stole My Bike...AGAIN!
dav3meier wrote:I can't ride a bike in Waterloo. They get stolen like crazy around the school. And if they can't take them they will break them. It isn't worth it anymore after losing two bikes.
i have never had this problem in waterloo myself but it defiantly sucks
we sometimes catch a window, a glimpse of what's beyond
http://www.underaglassmoon.wordpress.com
http://www.underaglassmoon.wordpress.com
Re: Someone Stole My Bike...AGAIN!
Solution: Get a bike that fits in a briefcase like the ones that Hammond and May rode from the ferry to the cable car in Japan. Then treat that briefcase as if it contained nuclear secrets.
Re: Someone Stole My Bike...AGAIN!
I refuse to ride a bike in Boston because I know it would get stolen.
Re: Someone Stole My Bike...AGAIN!
my advice would be to just start riding crappy bikes you can get at garage sales for like $20,
we sometimes catch a window, a glimpse of what's beyond
http://www.underaglassmoon.wordpress.com
http://www.underaglassmoon.wordpress.com
Re: Someone Stole My Bike...AGAIN!
Wow. That's crazy. Sorry to hear it. No seat and a d-lock? Really? What the hell is the guy/girl going to do with it? Take the front wheel and trash the rest of the bike? how much is a front wheel worth? I guess the only thing to do is to move to somewhere people won't regularly steal your bikes.
ecocd - echo-see-dee (We apologize for the inconvenience)
- korri
- Posts: 2323
- Joined: 14 May 2007, 12:02
- First Video: I honestly can't remember...
- Location: Pittsburgh PA
- Contact:
Re: Someone Stole My Bike...AGAIN!
Did you d lock it to the lampost? because if not, they probably took it with them so they could figure out how to get it off.
Or just take it inside each night
Or just take it inside each night
Hello world, remember me? I'm the sad little fuck that you failed to see, who you should have recognized When you had the chance. Hello motherfuckers now its time to dance
my photos! => http://korrinn.deviantart.com
my photos! => http://korrinn.deviantart.com
Re: Someone Stole My Bike...AGAIN!
Augh.
I've had way too many bikes stolen from me over the course of my life. It's really disgusting how common it is. And how little the police actually care.
The best method i've found for preventing a bike from being stolen, is to keep it out of sight. Buy a crappy shed for your back yard and keep the bike in there. Hell, i've left my shed unlocked countless times and nobody's bothered with it. But i've had a bike stolen that has had two locks on it before.
I've had way too many bikes stolen from me over the course of my life. It's really disgusting how common it is. And how little the police actually care.
The best method i've found for preventing a bike from being stolen, is to keep it out of sight. Buy a crappy shed for your back yard and keep the bike in there. Hell, i've left my shed unlocked countless times and nobody's bothered with it. But i've had a bike stolen that has had two locks on it before.
Matt wrote:Lorithad, you should be ashamed of yourself. You are bad, and you should feel bad.
- AeroCmdr
- Requires Additional Pylons
- Posts: 720
- Joined: 05 Jan 2008, 05:21
- Location: Orlando, Florida
Re: Someone Stole My Bike...AGAIN!
I was thinking that from the second I read the thread's title.YamaroV2 wrote:Man, that sucks. Someone slashed my tires last week. Not -as- bad, but still rage-worthy. But on the bright side, I get to use this totally untasteful picture.
Sorry to head about your bike and may the person that took it be run over by many bikes.
- Dutch guy
- Posts: 5200
- Joined: 11 Feb 2008, 17:12
- First Video: History of Halo
- Location: Southern Dutch Colonies
Re: Someone Stole My Bike...AGAIN!
I suspect it was the germans, still waiting for them to return my grandpa's bike. (If you don't get the joke, check up on german occupation of the netherlands during WW2)
Also, if you get a brand new shining bike, take a scotch pad to it and at the very least take some of that shine off. Something I've noticed here in the netherlands is that the professional thieves going for a profit are not bothered by any amount of locks whatsoever but will leave a bike that looks bad alone, and the chance-thieve who just needs a bike goes for whatever he can get fast so a good lock is all you need to prevent theft. SO, what do you do? Take your bike apart, as many bits as you can get off, dull them down, and preferably just paint them in a matt paint, then put everything back together. That sure makes it LOOK crappy putting of the pro thieves, but it's still a good bike.
Also, don't overdo it on the locks. It takes 13 seconds (my personal best) to take of the standard through the wheel type lock on the bike, about 6 seconds to cut through a standard chain, and about 8 seconds to take off a D-lock. All with an angle-grinder ofcourse. This means that no amount of locks is gonna stop a bike thief who really wants your bike. Also putting on a lot of locks signifies you have a good bike and care to protect it. Afterall who would just put a standard chain on a perfect bike and leave it out in the open? So don't bother putting on a 50 dollar bikelock, it takes about 2 seconds more to take off and your bike is still gone. A 20 buck lock does exactly the same at half the cost. There is no steal-proof lock.
(No, I'm not a bike thief, my universities faculty/student club has a thing every year with the freshman introduction days of building something from old bikes and other misc scrap. All of the old bikes are removed from stations etc. by the city and sold to us as scrap. This means most of them are still locked. To protect the freshmen we have a few experienced people handle all the grinding and welding)
Also, if you get a brand new shining bike, take a scotch pad to it and at the very least take some of that shine off. Something I've noticed here in the netherlands is that the professional thieves going for a profit are not bothered by any amount of locks whatsoever but will leave a bike that looks bad alone, and the chance-thieve who just needs a bike goes for whatever he can get fast so a good lock is all you need to prevent theft. SO, what do you do? Take your bike apart, as many bits as you can get off, dull them down, and preferably just paint them in a matt paint, then put everything back together. That sure makes it LOOK crappy putting of the pro thieves, but it's still a good bike.
Also, don't overdo it on the locks. It takes 13 seconds (my personal best) to take of the standard through the wheel type lock on the bike, about 6 seconds to cut through a standard chain, and about 8 seconds to take off a D-lock. All with an angle-grinder ofcourse. This means that no amount of locks is gonna stop a bike thief who really wants your bike. Also putting on a lot of locks signifies you have a good bike and care to protect it. Afterall who would just put a standard chain on a perfect bike and leave it out in the open? So don't bother putting on a 50 dollar bikelock, it takes about 2 seconds more to take off and your bike is still gone. A 20 buck lock does exactly the same at half the cost. There is no steal-proof lock.
(No, I'm not a bike thief, my universities faculty/student club has a thing every year with the freshman introduction days of building something from old bikes and other misc scrap. All of the old bikes are removed from stations etc. by the city and sold to us as scrap. This means most of them are still locked. To protect the freshmen we have a few experienced people handle all the grinding and welding)
THE DUTCH!! THE DUTCH AGAIN!!!!!
Elomin Sha wrote:Dutch guy is the King of the Dutch.
Re: Someone Stole My Bike...AGAIN!
That sucks Elomin! People must really not want you to get places. Hope you can either get another bike, or get someone to give enough of a crap to help you out with your bike problems
Graham wrote:It was less "filler" and more "I'm Morgan! I want to show off my hat! I have sex with dead horses!"
Re: Someone Stole My Bike...AGAIN!
arghh. maybe you should get a bike and cover it with twilight stickers.
Re: Someone Stole My Bike...AGAIN!
masamune wrote:arghh. maybe you should get a bike and cover it with twilight stickers.
And glitter!
Graham wrote:It was less "filler" and more "I'm Morgan! I want to show off my hat! I have sex with dead horses!"
- Elomin Sha
- Posts: 15774
- Joined: 22 Feb 2008, 05:14
- First Video: Max Effect
- Location: Woodford Green, England
- Contact:
Re: Someone Stole My Bike...AGAIN!
I couldn't fit the D-Lock around the lamp post because of the bulbous bottom that holds electrical wire and other bits. The bikes I've had are all terrible ones too.
Luckily enough my other bike was repaired and so I've got it back. HARRR! Now I'm keeping it inside the house.
Luckily enough my other bike was repaired and so I've got it back. HARRR! Now I'm keeping it inside the house.
The most unique, nicest, and confusing individual you will get to know. Don't be stupid around me, that's my job.
https://displate.com/elominsha/galleries
If you need art, I take commissions, PM me.
https://displate.com/elominsha/galleries
If you need art, I take commissions, PM me.
- danpete6
- Posts: 228
- Joined: 02 Jul 2008, 14:53
- First Video: Installation Anxiety
- Location: Minneapolis
Re: Someone Stole My Bike...AGAIN!
I keep my bike in my backyard, completely unlocked. If someone were to go in my backyard, they could just take it. Fortunately, I live in Minnesota. No thefferies here.
fbuh wrote:both mario 64 and portal taught me that cake is bad for you
- Billy Hero4Hire
- Posts: 28
- Joined: 28 Mar 2009, 14:20
- Location: Azeroth... OK FINE, Maine. Happy now?
- Contact:
Re: Someone Stole My Bike...AGAIN!
CygnusX1 wrote:my advice would be to just start riding crappy bikes you can get at garage sales for like $20,
Ugh, I did that once. It was a crappy bike for about 15 bucks. Not a week later I crashed into a wall and broke the right pedal COMPLETELY OFF.
!CAUTION!
This signature was deemed far to 1337 as it was known to cause loss of bladder control, vomiting, orgasms, summoning of the Devil, and in rare cases spontaneous combustion. This signature was removed for the safety you and the Internet.
This signature was deemed far to 1337 as it was known to cause loss of bladder control, vomiting, orgasms, summoning of the Devil, and in rare cases spontaneous combustion. This signature was removed for the safety you and the Internet.
- Master Gunner
- Defending us from The Dutch!
- Posts: 19383
- Joined: 29 Oct 2006, 12:19
- First Video: How To Talk Like A Pirate
- Location: In Limbo.
Re: Someone Stole My Bike...AGAIN!
Duct tape could fix that.
Twitter | Click here to join the Desert Bus Community Chat.TheRocket wrote:Apparently the crotch area could not contain the badonkadonk area.
- Elomin Sha
- Posts: 15774
- Joined: 22 Feb 2008, 05:14
- First Video: Max Effect
- Location: Woodford Green, England
- Contact:
Re: Someone Stole My Bike...AGAIN!
I don't believe that could actually happen with the pedal. I suggest we get the Mythbusters in and test this myth, then blow the bike up.
The most unique, nicest, and confusing individual you will get to know. Don't be stupid around me, that's my job.
https://displate.com/elominsha/galleries
If you need art, I take commissions, PM me.
https://displate.com/elominsha/galleries
If you need art, I take commissions, PM me.
Re: Someone Stole My Bike...AGAIN!
OR blow up whoever took yours. Did you even get your other one back? or find the guy? Sorry dude, one idea could be wire a large batt to it and leave at night then have a hidden switch to turn it off any body tries to steal it BZZZZZ. paul might be able to help
EJ wrote:Lyinginbedmon, I'm looking forward to when Paul or Graham reset your & Elomin's post count back to zero. If you keep it up it's bound to happen =p
Noblesse Oblige
Buksvager!
- Elomin Sha
- Posts: 15774
- Joined: 22 Feb 2008, 05:14
- First Video: Max Effect
- Location: Woodford Green, England
- Contact:
Re: Someone Stole My Bike...AGAIN!
I never got my other bike back. The police don't really care.
The most unique, nicest, and confusing individual you will get to know. Don't be stupid around me, that's my job.
https://displate.com/elominsha/galleries
If you need art, I take commissions, PM me.
https://displate.com/elominsha/galleries
If you need art, I take commissions, PM me.
- Fuzzyfreaker
- Posts: 631
- Joined: 28 Nov 2007, 19:24
- First Video: CSI: CSI
- Location: The Big Onion
- Contact:
Re: Someone Stole My Bike...AGAIN!
danpete6 wrote:Fortunately, I live in Minnesota. No thefferies here.
Tell that to the asshat that stole my laptop bag out of my car while I was at work.
Return to “General Discussion”
Who is online
Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 55 guests