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LAVOS ANSWERS YOUR QUESTIONS

Postby Lavos » 21 Sep 2009, 18:07

ASK ANYTHING YOU WANT, LAVOS WILL PROVIDE AN ANSWER AS SOON AS HE READS IT.

Probably not in 3mm4 fashion, though.
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Re: LAVOS ANSWERS YOUR QUESTIONS

Postby Master Gunner » 21 Sep 2009, 18:22

Lavos Lavos Lavos?
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Re: LAVOS ANSWERS YOUR QUESTIONS

Postby King Kool » 21 Sep 2009, 18:23

Lavos, is is true that Lavos is a Lavos Lavos?
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Re: LAVOS ANSWERS YOUR QUESTIONS

Postby Lavos » 21 Sep 2009, 18:25

Master Gunner wrote:Lavos Lavos Lavos?

No, I will not shine your shoes for a dime.
King Kool wrote:Lavos, is is true that Lavos is a Lavos Lavos?

This is absolutely correct.
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Re: LAVOS ANSWERS YOUR QUESTIONS

Postby InsaneFool » 21 Sep 2009, 18:26

Lavos, does God exist, and if so why have you not already killed him?
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Re: LAVOS ANSWERS YOUR QUESTIONS

Postby Lavos » 21 Sep 2009, 18:29

InsaneFool wrote:Lavos, does God exist, and if so why have you not already killed him?

I'm letting him have his fun. Hell, I wish he would cause more wars like he used to back in the old days. If he don't deliver in the next 100 years, I might has to choke a god.
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Re: LAVOS ANSWERS YOUR QUESTIONS

Postby Gordon Fearman » 21 Sep 2009, 18:41

Lavos, what are the Matrix movies about?
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Re: LAVOS ANSWERS YOUR QUESTIONS

Postby Lyinginbedmon » 21 Sep 2009, 18:54

Lavos, why do you exist? And can you explain that without using the word "Lavos" except as a noun to refer directly to yourself?
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Postby Deadpool » 21 Sep 2009, 19:10

Oh future-er past destroyer of the world, how did you get to be like this?
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Postby King Kool » 21 Sep 2009, 19:11

Lavos, what video game character have you manipulated yourself to the most to within the last 48 hours?
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Re: LAVOS ANSWERS YOUR QUESTIONS

Postby Lavos » 21 Sep 2009, 19:16

Gordon Fearman wrote:Lavos, what are the Matrix movies about?

The Matrix is about Neo, the protagonist, being a worshiper of Lavos before he disconnects from the fake dreamland he was in. Choosing Lavos as his god, he was granted power in the real world by Lavos, and served as a prophet to spread Lavos's code around.
Lyinginbedmon wrote:Lavos, why do you exist? And can you explain that without using the word "Lavos" except as a noun to refer directly to yourself?

Lavos lives because the organisms of the world needed someone or something to unlock their inner potential. Lavos appeared to judge, and destroys planets deemed unworthy of this potential.
Deadpool wrote:Oh future-er past destroyer of the world, how did you get to be like this?

Lavos was always around, waiting for something interesting to pop up. Where the 'fun and excitement' is, Lavos appears. Then when it gets boring, boom boom boom, new source of fun be needed.
King Kool wrote:Lavos, what video game character have you manipulated yourself to the most to within the last 48 hours?

Lavos is currently controlling this lifeform in Persona 4, much to his amusement. He intends to bang Yukiko soon.
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Postby Tim » 21 Sep 2009, 19:20

Lavos, why?
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Postby Sieg Reyu » 21 Sep 2009, 19:24

Where were you in Chrono Cross?
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Postby Arius » 21 Sep 2009, 19:27

Can Lavos Lavos a Lavos so Lavos that even Lavos couldn't Lavos the Lavos?
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Re: LAVOS ANSWERS YOUR QUESTIONS

Postby Hakaryu » 21 Sep 2009, 19:27

Lavos, Where the hell is chrono break so we can finish the trilogy?
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Re: LAVOS ANSWERS YOUR QUESTIONS

Postby Alja-Markir » 21 Sep 2009, 19:31

Lavos, will you marry me?

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Re: LAVOS ANSWERS YOUR QUESTIONS

Postby Genghis Ares » 21 Sep 2009, 19:34

Why would we care for Lavos' answers?
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Re: LAVOS ANSWERS YOUR QUESTIONS

Postby jtaylor » 21 Sep 2009, 19:36

Lavos, how do you manage to stay out of jail?
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Re: LAVOS ANSWERS YOUR QUESTIONS

Postby King Kool » 21 Sep 2009, 20:08

Lavos, if you had to make sweet volcanic, life-altering love to a male member of the LRR crew, missionary position, unlubed, with a hour of foreplay including passionate romance-novel kisses, Cool Whip and tickling each other with ice cubes on a hot summer day with no air conditioning, who, where and when?
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Re: LAVOS ANSWERS YOUR QUESTIONS

Postby Gordon Fearman » 21 Sep 2009, 20:51

King Kool wrote:Lavos, if you had to make sweet volcanic, life-altering love to a male member of the LRR crew, missionary position, unlubed, with a hour of foreplay including passionate romance-novel kisses, Cool Whip and tickling each other with ice cubes on a hot summer day with no air conditioning, who, where and when?

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Re: LAVOS ANSWERS YOUR QUESTIONS

Postby Evil Jim » 21 Sep 2009, 20:57

Lavos, we've known each other for quite some time now through the forums. As such, you should know my tastes & personality well enough to give suitable counsel. Therefore I must ask, what should I do to attract a beautiful, young woman.
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Re: LAVOS ANSWERS YOUR QUESTIONS

Postby Graham » 21 Sep 2009, 21:05

I love this thread.
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Re: LAVOS ANSWERS YOUR QUESTIONS

Postby Gordon Fearman » 21 Sep 2009, 21:06

Evil Jim wrote:Lavos, we've known each other for quite some time now through the forums. As such, you should know my tastes & personality well enough to give suitable counsel. Therefore I must ask, what should I do to attract a beautiful, young woman.

I can answer that for you. Bathe more than twice a year.
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Re: LAVOS ANSWERS YOUR QUESTIONS

Postby Arius » 21 Sep 2009, 21:09

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Evil Jim wrote:Lavos, we've known each other for quite some time now through the forums. As such, you should know my tastes & personality well enough to give suitable counsel. Therefore I must ask, what should I do to attract a beautiful, young woman.

I can answer that for you. Bathe more than twice a year.

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Re: LAVOS ANSWERS YOUR QUESTIONS

Postby Gordon Fearman » 21 Sep 2009, 21:14

Well, you could just try Febreze.
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