LAVOS ANSWERS YOUR QUESTIONS

[Highlander]

are you mad?

[CygnusX1]

Lavos, are you gay for moleman?

[Highlander]

what would you do if Satan pimp smacked yo ass

[empath]

Lavos, my wife did that to her already, but she still won't stop calling - we unplugged the phone for a while, but while I was at work, wifey plugged it back in and the Crazy Drunk Bitch™ called again!

[Genghis Ares]

What's the last cheese you've eaten?

[Highlander]

what is your favourite flavour of pain

[Elomin Sha]

Dear milkmaid Lavos, do you lactate butterscotch flavour? If not, why not?

[Theremin]

Lavos, what's the secret to happiness?

[Highlander]

if you had to bang one Disney character who would it be and why

[Kara]

Dear Lavos, after seeing the magnitude of questions you have to answer do you think you'll ever actually reply to this thread again?

[Theremin]

Dear Kara, is it afraid of us?

[JesterJ.]

Dear Lavos, is it true that you have a job and barely have time to play games, let alone access the forums?

XOXO, luvmuffin

[the amativeness]

Dear Lavos,

Why aren't you answering our questions?

[King Kool]

Lavos, would you rather have eight arms and two legs or ten arms, but had to use two or more of them as feet?

[TheRocket]

LAVOS. MY HEART - WHY IS IT DOING THIS TWITTERPATTED PAT PAT PAT ?

[Gordon Fearman]

LAVOS. MY HEART - WHY IS IT DOING THIS TWITTERPATTED PAT PAT PAT ?

I can answer this one. Sometimes, when a boy meets a girl he finds out he likes her. This can lead to a cardiac arrest.

[Shea]

LAVOS. MY HEART - WHY IS IT DOING THIS TWITTERPATTED PAT PAT PAT ?

I can answer this one. Sometimes, when a boy meets a girl he finds out he likes her. This can lead to a cardiac arrest.

Or a boner.

[Lavos]

Lavos, do you understand female anatomy?

boobs

Does Hooker meat taste gamey?

no comment

are you mad?

i think we found the corax of this thread

Lavos, are you gay for moleman?

im only gay for corax

what would you do if Satan pimp smacked yo ass

give him his money, yo

Lavos, my wife did that to her already, but she still won't stop calling - we unplugged the phone for a while, but while I was at work, wifey plugged it back in and the Crazy Drunk Bitch™ called again!

PUNCH HER IN HER SECOND DICK

What's the last cheese you've eaten?

ew

what is your favourite flavour of pain

Wraith inflicted pain

Dear milkmaid Lavos, do you lactate butterscotch flavour? If not, why not?

I do, actually

Lavos, what's the secret to happiness?

Ask more questions

if you had to bang one Disney character who would it be and why

Sleeping Beauty, she wont complain about the child

Dear Lavos, after seeing the magnitude of questions you have to answer do you think you'll ever actually reply to this thread again?

l2read my thread, i've answered everything but this page and 2 questions

Dear Kara, is it afraid of us?

WRONG THREAD

Dear Lavos, is it true that you have a job and barely have time to play games, let alone access the forums?

XOXO, luvmuffin

Yes ;C

Dear Lavos,

Why aren't you answering our questions?

Cos man, Cos

Lavos, would you rather have eight arms and two legs or ten arms, but had to use two or more of them as feet?

8 arms and 2 elgs so i can jack off my 8 dicks

LAVOS. MY HEART - WHY IS IT DOING THIS TWITTERPATTED PAT PAT PAT ?

'Cause you found true love (me), I just hope i dont get kicked in the face

[King Kool]

Lavos, is it ironic that your userID number is 404?

[Shea]

Hey Flavour of Lavos, I heard that your tappin' the Headless Horsemen's wife.
How's it feel to be workin' dat ass? (Also, the head comes off... I bet that feels nice huh?)

[Gordon Fearman]

Lavos, if you know female anatomy, where can I find a female's dick?

[Sieg Reyu]

Lavos, correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe they are located near the thromborax. About 10 centilavoses down.

My question, what is the best household appliance?

[Kara]

Dear Lavos,
Would you rather have Paul's (former) beard or Brad's chin?

[Alja-Markir]

Paper or plasmid?

~Alja~

[Allen!]

Lavos, what do you think of my new sig