LAVOS ANSWERS YOUR QUESTIONS

[Genghis Ares]

Just hang a couple of these around.

[King Kool]

A couple broken images?

[Genghis Ares]

I could see it, but I put up a different one just in case.

[CtMolloy]

Lavos, how can i be as Lavos as you?

[kkief02]

Lavos are you a physical entity or do you live as thoughts in out brains?

[tak197]

Lavos, why is it that if you use N***a and its analogs, it's totally cool, but if I use it, the black kids beat me up? Please hurry with an answer, I think my spleen ruptured.

Sincerely, Little Timmy who is bleeding out under the I-29 Underpass.

[Sieg Reyu]

Why is it that the only people who can't get away with any sort of prejudice, such as racism or sexism? And why isn't their a Caucasian college fund? Or one for males? We're outnumbered, you know?

[Lavos]

Lavos, why?

BeCAUSE Tim, beCAUSE.

Where were you in Chrono Cross?

Banging Schala in another dimention, zam.

Can Lavos Lavos a Lavos so Lavos that even Lavos couldn't Lavos the Lavos?

Lavos can always Lavos a Lavos, regardless of how hard Lavos Lavos'd Lavos.

Lavos, Where the hell is chrono break so we can finish the trilogy?

They're having trouble fitting the vastness that is Lavos into only one game. It wont fit, that's what she emailed to me.

Lavos, will you marry me?

~Alja~

You are the closest to being able to Alja, but you must acquire additional winses.

Why would we care for Lavos' answers?

Lavos has intelligence beyond human comprehension. Plus, you opened the topic and spent 5 seconds making a post, so you do care!

Lavos, how do you manage to stay out of jail?
Also I never played DOTA but might consider getting HoN. Your thoughts?

I cannot go in jail because I'm too big. That's what the inmates tell me. Get hon, and you will see why Lavos is Lavos, and why Bill is a gingerfag.

Lavos, if you had to make sweet volcanic, life-altering love to a male member of the LRR crew, missionary position, unlubed, with a hour of foreplay including passionate romance-novel kisses, Cool Whip and tickling each other with ice cubes on a hot summer day with no air conditioning, who, where and when?

Morgan, trapped in time. I answered the 3 w's with only 2 answers, that's why I'm Lavos.

Lavos, why is King Kool so gay?

'Cause he spelt Kool wrong, only dickbags spell it like that.

Lavos, we've known each other for quite some time now through the forums. As such, you should know my tastes & personality well enough to give suitable counsel. Therefore I must ask, what should I do to attract a beautiful, young woman.

Wear more leather and act flamboyantly gay. Always works.

I love this thread.

I love you too Graham, I love you too.

Lavos, how can i be as Lavos as you?

That is impossible even to imagine.

Lavos are you a physical entity or do you live as thoughts in out brains?

I'm both. I can translate my data into the physical world, and into your minds.... and into your nether regions...

Lavos, why is it that if you use N***a and its analogs, it's totally cool, but if I use it, the black kids beat me up? Please hurry with an answer, I think my spleen ruptured.

Sincerely, Little Timmy who is bleeding out under the I-29 Underpass.

Ah yes Timmy, using the term Nigga is completely and utterly safe. It just depends on what tone you say it. If you go up to the black kids next time and say, what's up my nigga with your hand out ready to give some mad props, they will fix that spleen of yours free of charge, then supply you with their stash of fried chicken, watermelon and grape juice.

Why is it that white people can't get away with any sort of prejudice, such as racism or sexism? And why isn't their a Caucasian college fund? Or one for males? We're outnumbered, you know?

It's pretty much a given that white people are the most terrifyingly prejudice in the world. The only reason that they are on the receiving end of the prejudice stick is because they're just getting backlash from the other acts of racism/sexism they have caused. Women of today in societies eyes are much smarter than men, and they deserve to get that college money. Guys can just hustle people and sell weed to make that money, so it should be balanced.

[Cake]

250 million sperm and you were the fastest?

[Lavos]

250 million sperm and you were the fastest?

I was also biggest and longest, which might have helped.

[Alja-Markir]

Interesting point of note, he was only the fastest as the direct, yet totally unanticipated, result of one of my more sweating-bullets-shitting-bricks-and-praying-to-myself-for-salvation, flying-by-the-seat-of-my-pants-which-currently-happen-to-be-on-fire time and space twisting mishaps ever.

Although during that trip, I did also uppercut a titan in the crotch hard enough to send his scrotum up and out his throat to dangle out his nostril. So it wasn't too bad of a near-miss.

~Alja~

[kkief02]

Lavos are you older than the universe?

[Alja-Markir]

Depends on if you want to count all the time he spent in that recursive time loop until it destabilized...

~Alja~

[Kara]

Lavos, why haven't you risen and destroyed the world? Weren't you supposed to be here in like, 2000?

[Cade Antilles]

Lavos, we know that the answer is 42, but, what is the question?

Also, what is this burning sensation between my toes?

[ThrashJazzAssassin]

Hail, almighty Lavos! Errr... why did you stick a chick in a snow globe on your head?

[CygnusX1]

Lavos, what blackened your soul?

[King Kool]

Lavos, if you had to change your name to an anagram of your name, what would you pick?

[Machalllewis]

Lavos

If you were a type of tree, what tree would you be?

[spartanhelmet]

How much Lavos would a Lavos Lavos if a Lavos could Lavos?

Also, Australia?

[empath]

Why is it that white people can't get away with any sort of prejudice, such as racism or sexism? And why isn't their a Caucasian college fund? Or one for males? We're outnumbered, you know?

It's pretty much a given that white people are the most terrifyingly prejudice[d against] in the world. The only reason that they are on the receiving end of the prejudice stick is because they're just getting backlash from the other acts of racism/sexism they have caused. Women of today in societies eyes are much smarter than men, and they deserve to get that college money. Guys can just hustle people and sell weed to make that money, so it should be balanced.

(Note, not a question to Lavos) Should I be frightened that this answer matches what I would say in serious reply?

And, Lavos, why is a duck?
(sorry, as always, had a better idea after hitting 'submit')

[Keab42]

Lavos, what are your thoughts on the LHC?

[The Jester]

Lavos what?

[Gordon Fearman]

Lavos, when will we see Half Life 2: Episode 3?

[Mad Madam Mimm]

Lavos, why are flash games so addictive?

Also, are you secretly Bill Bailey?