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ASK ANYTHING YOU WANT, LAVOS WILL PROVIDE AN ANSWER AS SOON AS HE READS IT.

Probably not in 3mm4 fashion, though.

Lavos Lavos Lavos?

Lavos, is is true that Lavos is a Lavos Lavos?

Master Gunner wrote:Lavos Lavos Lavos?

No, I will not shine your shoes for a dime.

King Kool wrote:Lavos, is is true that Lavos is a Lavos Lavos?

This is absolutely correct.

Lavos, does God exist, and if so why have you not already killed him?

InsaneFool wrote:Lavos, does God exist, and if so why have you not already killed him?

I'm letting him have his fun. Hell, I wish he would cause more wars like he used to back in the old days. If he don't deliver in the next 100 years, I might has to choke a god.

Lavos, what are the Matrix movies about?

Lavos, why do you exist? And can you explain that without using the word "Lavos" except as a noun to refer directly to yourself?

Oh future-er past destroyer of the world, how did you get to be like this?

Lavos, what video game character have you manipulated yourself to the most to within the last 48 hours?

Gordon Fearman wrote:Lavos, what are the Matrix movies about?

The Matrix is about Neo, the protagonist, being a worshiper of Lavos before he disconnects from the fake dreamland he was in. Choosing Lavos as his god, he was granted power in the real world by Lavos, and served as a prophet to spread Lavos's code around.

Lyinginbedmon wrote:Lavos, why do you exist? And can you explain that without using the word "Lavos" except as a noun to refer directly to yourself?

Lavos lives because the organisms of the world needed someone or something to unlock their inner potential. Lavos appeared to judge, and destroys planets deemed unworthy of this potential.

Deadpool wrote:Oh future-er past destroyer of the world, how did you get to be like this?

Lavos was always around, waiting for something interesting to pop up. Where the 'fun and excitement' is, Lavos appears. Then when it gets boring, boom boom boom, new source of fun be needed.

King Kool wrote:Lavos, what video game character have you manipulated yourself to the most to within the last 48 hours?

Lavos is currently controlling this lifeform in Persona 4, much to his amusement. He intends to bang Yukiko soon.

Lavos, why?

Where were you in Chrono Cross?

Can Lavos Lavos a Lavos so Lavos that even Lavos couldn't Lavos the Lavos?

Lavos, Where the hell is chrono break so we can finish the trilogy?

Lavos, will you marry me?

~Alja~

Why would we care for Lavos' answers?

Lavos, how do you manage to stay out of jail?
Also I never played DOTA but might consider getting HoN. Your thoughts?

Lavos, if you had to make sweet volcanic, life-altering love to a male member of the LRR crew, missionary position, unlubed, with a hour of foreplay including passionate romance-novel kisses, Cool Whip and tickling each other with ice cubes on a hot summer day with no air conditioning, who, where and when?

King Kool wrote:Lavos, if you had to make sweet volcanic, life-altering love to a male member of the LRR crew, missionary position, unlubed, with a hour of foreplay including passionate romance-novel kisses, Cool Whip and tickling each other with ice cubes on a hot summer day with no air conditioning, who, where and when?

Lavos, why is King Kool so gay?

Lavos, we've known each other for quite some time now through the forums. As such, you should know my tastes & personality well enough to give suitable counsel. Therefore I must ask, what should I do to attract a beautiful, young woman.

I love this thread.

Evil Jim wrote:Lavos, we've known each other for quite some time now through the forums. As such, you should know my tastes & personality well enough to give suitable counsel. Therefore I must ask, what should I do to attract a beautiful, young woman.

I can answer that for you. Bathe more than twice a year.

Gordon Fearman wrote:

Evil Jim wrote:Lavos, we've known each other for quite some time now through the forums. As such, you should know my tastes & personality well enough to give suitable counsel. Therefore I must ask, what should I do to attract a beautiful, young woman.

I can answer that for you. Bathe more than twice a year.

You're a madman, a madman I say!

Well, you could just try Febreze.