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Re: LAVOS ANSWERS YOUR QUESTIONS

Posted: 26 Sep 2009, 08:40
by Kara
How much Lavos does it take to answer the Ask Lavos thread?

Re: LAVOS ANSWERS YOUR QUESTIONS

Posted: 26 Sep 2009, 09:05
by Theremin
Dear Lavos, how do you win friends and influnce people?

Re: LAVOS ANSWERS YOUR QUESTIONS

Posted: 26 Sep 2009, 10:47
by Master Gunner
Lavos, what is the best use for a dead hooker?

Re: LAVOS ANSWERS YOUR QUESTIONS

Posted: 26 Sep 2009, 11:50
by TomBrend
Lavos, what is the best SOURCE for a dead hooker?

Re: LAVOS ANSWERS YOUR QUESTIONS

Posted: 26 Sep 2009, 12:57
by Arius
TomBrend wrote:Lavos, what is the best SOURCE for a dead hooker?

I think you answered that question with the first word.

Re: LAVOS ANSWERS YOUR QUESTIONS

Posted: 26 Sep 2009, 14:03
by jtaylor
Alja-Markir wrote:LETS SEE YOU DO BETTER, NOOB!

ALSO, CAPS IS EMMA'S GIG, AND SHE IS CURRENTLY DEAD. I'LL FIX THAT EVENTUALLY, NEXT TIME I RETURN TO THE TRIASIC PERIOD.

*hugs and kisses*

~Alja~


I'm pretty sure Emma's not dead she's just got better things to do.

Re: LAVOS ANSWERS YOUR QUESTIONS

Posted: 26 Sep 2009, 14:10
by TomBrend
I still haven't gotten a proper explanation of who emma is. Maybe I'm just a forum n00b :)

Re: LAVOS ANSWERS YOUR QUESTIONS

Posted: 26 Sep 2009, 15:24
by Tapir12
TomBrend wrote:I still haven't gotten a proper explanation of who emma is. Maybe I'm just a forum n00b :)

memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=1280

Re: LAVOS ANSWERS YOUR QUESTIONS

Posted: 26 Sep 2009, 17:47
by TomBrend
Daaaaaaamn... I should have checked there. Emma is more of a name than a forum username, I didn't expect that.

Re: LAVOS ANSWERS YOUR QUESTIONS

Posted: 26 Sep 2009, 18:16
by Captain-Crimson
Lavos, what is the racial slur for Lavos?

Re: LAVOS ANSWERS YOUR QUESTIONS

Posted: 28 Sep 2009, 08:00
by Highlander
Lavos will you marry me?

Re: LAVOS ANSWERS YOUR QUESTIONS

Posted: 28 Sep 2009, 08:12
by Master Gunner
Lavos, can I be your maid of honour?

Re: LAVOS ANSWERS YOUR QUESTIONS

Posted: 28 Sep 2009, 08:38
by Yaxley
Lavos, are you still even answering questions?

Re: LAVOS ANSWERS YOUR QUESTIONS

Posted: 28 Sep 2009, 08:44
by Lord Chrusher
Lavos how much has this thread enlarged your ego?

Re: LAVOS ANSWERS YOUR QUESTIONS

Posted: 28 Sep 2009, 09:49
by DontPanic
Dear Lavos

Is your username about lava, or washing your hands?

Re: LAVOS ANSWERS YOUR QUESTIONS

Posted: 28 Sep 2009, 14:14
by TomBrend
Lavos, can you eat lava?

Re: LAVOS ANSWERS YOUR QUESTIONS

Posted: 28 Sep 2009, 14:31
by Kneuronak
Image

Thought I should mention. I can't think of either without the other, now.

Re: LAVOS ANSWERS YOUR QUESTIONS

Posted: 28 Sep 2009, 22:33
by empath
Lavos, why won't my brother's drunk ex stop calling the house? It's been two hours, it's 4am, and the phone's ringer won't turn OFF.

Re: LAVOS ANSWERS YOUR QUESTIONS

Posted: 29 Sep 2009, 02:20
by Keab42
empath wrote:Lavos, why won't my brother's drunk ex stop calling the house? It's been two hours, it's 4am, and the phone's ringer won't turn OFF.


Unplug the phone at the wall?

Re: LAVOS ANSWERS YOUR QUESTIONS

Posted: 29 Sep 2009, 03:25
by Highlander
IS YOUR NAME LAVOS......
NO SO DON'T ANSWER QUESTIONS

Re: LAVOS ANSWERS YOUR QUESTIONS

Posted: 29 Sep 2009, 03:49
by Arius
Lavos is dead, long live Lavos.

Re: LAVOS ANSWERS YOUR QUESTIONS

Posted: 29 Sep 2009, 03:56
by Highlander
(weeps in a corner)

Re: LAVOS ANSWERS YOUR QUESTIONS

Posted: 29 Sep 2009, 08:21
by Lavos
Shea wrote:Yo, Lavos. D'Ya think the Astro Boy movie will be any good?

No. Nor was the anime any good.
VanHelsing23 wrote:Can I be arrested for transporting Lavos across a state(or provincial) line?

Hells naw. Unless theres no rape involved then yea, you will be arrested.
Cade Antilles wrote:
Lavos wrote:The burning sensation is just that spider that bit you, don't worry it'll be fine.

GAH! And I'm arachnophobic, too. Wait . . . how did you know that?

Only logical choice I saw.
Arius wrote:Lavos, how can I understand what women mean when what they do and what they say often have no correlation?

Always assume they mean the opposite of what they're saying, and what they do and say WILL correlate.
Machalllewis wrote:Lavos how do I get guys on the internet to be less emo about the women types?

Buy Arius a new car, then get them to have SEXZ in it.
Evil Jim wrote:Dear Lavos,

Are all Kathleen's mugs still wrong?

Sincerely,
Evil Jim

Not anymore after the 'chinese' accident.
Theremin wrote:Dear Lavos, should I give up computing?

Get a backup job and continue on with it I say.
Highlander wrote:Why do you do these things?
(shakes head in despair)

why click thread
Elomin Sha wrote:Dear Dr LAVOS: What is your medical profession?

It's not medical, but I have the title of doctor of theology.
Gordon Fearman wrote:How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a Tootsie Pop?

A ThrEeE
Keab42 wrote:Why is Evil Jim obsessed with Kathleen's Cups?

I have no clue, there's nothin' special bout them.
Master Gunner wrote:Why is Keab42 not obsessed with Kathleen's Cups?

'Cause hes smart.
CygnusX1 wrote:Lavos, how many illegitimate children do you father?

Enough to count on my fingurrrs.
TomBrend wrote:Lavos, how is babby formed?

rape
Master Gunner wrote:How girl get pregnant?

wut is pregnant i only kno pragnent
kkief02 wrote:Lavos,

What will I do when Kara turns 18 and isn't an LG anymore?
(other than her being my LG4lyfe)

It's ok Su, you don't have to grow up!
TomBrend wrote:Lavos, how much Lavos would a Lavos Lavos Lavos if a Lavos could Lavos Lavos?

Lavos Lavos Lavos Lavos Lavos Lavos Lavos Lavos
Lorithad wrote:Lavos, i'm bored. What should I do?

Masturbate
Dutch guy wrote:Lavos, Lavos?

You guys ask me the most obscure questions.
Smidge wrote:Lavos, Same question as what the king said.

I can't ask myself a question that's just insane.
Highlander wrote:Duuuude!
Do you get high?

no shizzle
TomBrend wrote:Define "emma"

WHAT THE FUCK MAN WHY WOULD YOU ASK THAT? I AM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW
Master Gunner wrote:How much effort does it take to be "lavos"?

Alot since I'm answering these questions.
Master Gunner wrote:How much effort does it take to be "lavos"?

No I'm just lazy.
tak197 wrote:WORST. ASK {PERSON}. THREAD. EVER!

JEALOUS PERSON IS JEALOUS OF SUCCESSFUL PERSONS SUCCESS
Theremin wrote:Lavos, how did you like your funeral service?

wat
Kara wrote:How much Lavos does it take to answer the Ask Lavos thread?

Only one.
Theremin wrote:Dear Lavos, how do you win friends and influnce people?

Watch a movie.
Master Gunner wrote:Lavos, what is the best use for a dead hooker?

food
TomBrend wrote:Lavos, what is the best SOURCE for a dead hooker?
local food store
Captain-Crimson wrote:Lavos, what is the racial slur for Lavos?
Lavos^42
Highlander wrote:Lavos will you marry me?
Sorry, Kara is next.
Master Gunner wrote:Lavos, can I be your maid of honour?
Fo sho'
Yaxley wrote:Lavos, are you still even answering questions?
Yawp
Lord Chrusher wrote:Lavos how much has this thread enlarged your ego?
Too big; won't grow
DontPanic wrote:Dear Lavos

Is your username about lava, or washing your hands?
fire big
TomBrend wrote:Lavos, can you eat lava?
I consume it om nom
Kneuronak wrote:Image

Thought I should mention. I can't think of either without the other, now.
VULCANSPFT
empath wrote:Lavos, why won't my brother's drunk ex stop calling the house? It's been two hours, it's 4am, and the phone's ringer won't turn OFF.
GO UP TO HER AND PUNCH HER IN THE DICK

Re: LAVOS ANSWERS YOUR QUESTIONS

Posted: 29 Sep 2009, 09:14
by Gordon Fearman
Lavos, do you understand female anatomy?

Re: LAVOS ANSWERS YOUR QUESTIONS

Posted: 29 Sep 2009, 09:44
by DontPanic
Does Hooker meat taste gamey?