Jer/Duck NOVEL

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Re: Jer/Duck NOVEL

Postby Mad Madam Mimm » 24 Sep 2009, 13:17

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Re: Jer/Duck NOVEL

Postby ThrashJazzAssassin » 25 Sep 2009, 03:29

Now see what you've done, guys.
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Re: Jer/Duck NOVEL

Postby Fraszoid » 27 Sep 2009, 12:15

That sounds like an interesting idea, and I hope it goes well for you. I just signed up for this, and will be trying my hand at writing a novel again. Last one took me 2 years and wound up being lost in a hard drive failure. This time I plan to do not lose it, and hopefully get it done in 1/24th the time.
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Re: Jer/Duck NOVEL

Postby Zivlok » 07 Oct 2009, 22:52

So, here's a short "preview" of the novel. This won't word for word appear in it, obviously, but was spawned from a warm-up exercise activity in the NaNoWriMo forums.

[As-Yet-Unnamed Human/Duck Slash Fanfiction Of A Canadian Internet Sketch Comedy Troupe]

Jer came up for breath, sputtering, and morose. Weeks of research and searching had led him here, but still he was unable to find what he truly desired. Jer started to struggle out of the pond, when suddenly - he saw him. Jer would recognize the pattern of colors, that graceful curve of the bill anywhere. Running as well as he could through the waist-high muddy water, Jer shouted "Rosco P. Jangles III! I've found you at last!"

Rosco was startled and delighted as well, though he knew he shouldn’t be, but he shoved any misgivings aside for the moment – he would deal with them later. Rosco flew joyfully into the air, and dove into Jer’s arms. They held each other close.

“It’s been so long…” said Jer.
“Quack quack quack quack QUACK quack quack!” said Rosco.
“Yes, and all of that can be put behind us now!”
“Quack quack quack quack…”
“We can deal with that in the morning! For now, my sweet Rosco… bed with me!”
“Quack quack QUACK QUACK QUACK quack quack! Quack quack QUACK quack! Quuuaaaaacccccck!”
Jer giggled. “You always did have a naughty mouth!”
“Quack quack quack.”
“I love you too.”
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Re: Jer/Duck NOVEL

Postby Sieg Reyu » 07 Oct 2009, 23:42

If you need a warm up, you could join the Best/Worst Fanfic contest in the Games and Gaming Forum!
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Re: Jer/Duck NOVEL

Postby tak197 » 08 Oct 2009, 08:33

Is it odd that I thought you'd make Rosco actually speak English? But it is pretty good so far.
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Re: Jer/Duck NOVEL

Postby Gordon Fearman » 08 Oct 2009, 08:59

...that's funny. I'm confused where the premise came from but...you're kinda weird.
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Re: Jer/Duck NOVEL

Postby theDreamer » 08 Oct 2009, 09:38

I'm ___SO___ disturbed.

Thus I guess this bit of slash-fiction has succeeded.
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Re: Jer/Duck NOVEL

Postby Zivlok » 08 Oct 2009, 10:35

tak197 wrote:Is it odd that I thought you'd make Rosco actually speak English? But it is pretty good so far.


Rosco's ability to talk will be one of the key plot points. So will Morgan's ability to say anything except for "COCKS!" over and over, in a blatant attempt to up the word count a little bit.
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Re: Jer/Duck NOVEL

Postby RytelCSF » 08 Oct 2009, 17:59

Zivlok wrote:So will Morgan's ability to say anything except for "COCKS!" over and over, in a blatant attempt to up the word count a little bit.


...

Well. Can't use that anymore.

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Re: Jer/Duck NOVEL

Postby Tally » 01 Nov 2009, 11:47

I think this is why I don't read these threads. I'm so much happier not knowing about these things...

I don't think Jeremy's going to mind - he seems very entertained by this stuff - as long as it's not plastered all over the internet with him easily identifiable, thus ruining his ability to pass the Google search test and get a job. :)
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Re: Jer/Duck NOVEL

Postby infinite_guest » 01 Nov 2009, 13:49

Oh! There's a site somewhere on how to have sex with a duck. I read it all the way through once, and I was never quite the same.

I may have to draw some Matt/Edward fanart.
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Re: Jer/Duck NOVEL

Postby tak197 » 01 Nov 2009, 16:10

As long as it's Matt introducing Edward to the business end of a lawn dart, I see no problem with it.
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Re: Jer/Duck NOVEL

Postby spartanhelmet » 01 Nov 2009, 17:37

spartan's desertbus fanfic wrote:One day, there was a duck. Jer had a steamy romance with said duck. The End.

/thread amirite?
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Re: Jer/Duck NOVEL

Postby tak197 » 01 Nov 2009, 17:40

I just want to say, I really want to read more of it.
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