learning to read sticky posts

[artful dodger]

IRRELEVANT

[Theremin]

I berate you!
Nice try tho'

[Master Gunner]

See the sticky at the top, and the topic lower down on this page. Not to mention the two other locked threads on it.

[Arius]

I berate too, but only because you're an artful dodger and Theraflu might have missed.

[Theremin]

Flu-strength Theremin?

[artful dodger]

wow i fail so hard at reading sorry please let this die.

[Arius]

But we're starting a discussion on Theraflu's new name. Oh, alright...

[Kara]

Is Theraflu immune to Nerd Flu?

[Master Gunner]

Sounds like a vaccine or something.

[Arius]

Hopefully, I'm downing some nighttime Theraflu before I drive 17 miles to get to class because I have some sort of cold, possibly related to me not sleeping last night due to a freaky dream about people on the LRR forums.

It involved fake id's, a theme park, a concert, and Beetlejuice.

Ah, fun.

[Theremin]

Please go on, who was in the dream, and how were they represented?

[Kara]

Yeah. I wanna hear this.

[Theremin]

I'm betting it's messed up...

[Mad Madam Mimm]

My intrigue is heightened. Also, you know the "Beetlejuice" rule? does it still apply if you're quoting someone else?

[theDreamer]

One person has two saw beetlejuice three times.

The context when you say beetlejuice is irrelevant, but it has to be one person.

But its not like its hard to not say beetlejuice three ti-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[Mad Madam Mimm]

Meheheheheee. Knew he'd go for it.

[Arius]

I remember Lavos, Gordon Fearman, Master Gunner, Kara, and Metcarfre. Others were there, but I don't remember who.

Lavos was Beetlejuice, obviously.
Gordon looked like a human version of his avatar.
Master Gunner looked like Cid from FFVII, only a bit gothic/emo looking.
Kara looked like her avatar.
And Metcarfre was only represented as a soldier in a FPS we were playing.

The dream sort of occurred like a flashback. I woke up in my dream, in a theme park (stylized like Animal Crossing), realising that I didn't have my highest limit credit card. I however had a fake id in it's place, which is weird because I'm gonna be 23 in less than a week anyway. The id had a male equivalent to Mad Madam Mimm's name.

Anyway, I was freaking out because when your credit card disappears after an apparent night of drinking, you freak out. I thought back and bam, I'm in the flashback with Kara's knee to my back. Apparently she kicked my ass for one reason or another. Then Gordon helped me up and he, Kara, MG, and whoever else was there (not Lavos) ran off to the concert.

I got up and chased after them, when I started to get up, the flashback changed and I was in a FPS as a sniper on a hill. I could see a bunch of people running below, then Met ran over the hill and gave away my position. So I moved to a new area. As I was aiming to shoot some other forum members who were playing, I got shot and died.

I appeared in the sand snake desert from Beetlejuice. In the distance were two planets. Lavos spoke, saying that if I reached the planets, I would be revived. Then he turned into a giant sand snake and started chasing me.

I woke up, in reality, and haven't been to bed yet. But now I must go to class. And yes, I do remember a lot of what happens in my dreams. I left out some stuff that was just basically fapping about, but all the important things are there.

[Metcarfre]

I could see a bunch of people running below, then Met ran over the hill and gave away my position.

Oh man, sorry about that.

I'm really curious about the OP now. Anyone care to inform me?

[Theremin]

So...you're afraid of Lavos, and wish you were Mimm?
Well, I'm no psychologist, but I think you ought to drink more tea.

[Master Gunner]

Wow, fascinating. So long as Candleja-

[Theremin]

This is ridiculous. All these summoning spells don't really work.
I'll show you.
Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary.
Nothing.
*sigh*, you're all si-
Splat.

[theDreamer]

Dude. If you want to pretend your a psychologist, listen to an example of one of my dreams:

I'm Starkiller from the force unleashed. I have to beat Vader in a battle while defending my friends, but my lightsaber flops, so I'm forced to run away.

I'm tasked with holding off a horde of zombies with a shotgun to protect my house. The shotgun only fires blanks, so I end up mauled.

I have the save the world from the Tripods from Attack of the Tripods. I have no weapons, so I run away.



Honestly. Freud wouldn't even need to TRY.

[Mad Madam Mimm]

Wow, fascinating. So long as Candleja-

Luckily, I've been sucked into the internet once before, and can turn handily blue when needs be.

But yeah. That dream, as far as I can tell, is a premonition of the Ultimate Desert Bus Promo. Someone get a team of graphics experts on this, Stat!

[Master Gunner]

So...you're afraid of Lavos, and wish you were Mimm?
Well, I'm no psychologist, but I think you ought to drink more tea.

Don't forget being beat up by Kara.

[Theremin]

Ooh, that's a toughie.